You know what's funny?

You know what's funny?

I can snap and kill every mother fucker on this board if we met IRL.

Seriously, think about it. I'd have your windpipe crushed, your nose flattened, your teeth shattered, your fingers broken, and your eyes gouged out before you would even know what's happening.

You guys talk big shit. Watch yourselves.

Australia is gay

Hello revolutionary comrades. Today, I would like to remind everyone about the victory of the CPC of the CPPCC of the PRC over the combined forces of Japanese militarism, U$A imperialism, and Soviet revisionism.
This would not have been possible without the guiding light of Mao Tse Tung thought, which enabled the Chinese people to construct a world-revolutionary superpower. These methods were developed by Comrade Lin Biao into the strategy of Global Revolutionary People's War.
What can we do to wage Global Revolutionary People's War? Can you think of any good strategies for waging Global Revolutionary People's War, and expropriating the first-world labor aristocratic bourgeoisie?
You know, sometimes it gets lonely. Like, I wonder if there's anybody out there. Anybody who can see through the smoke screens of bourgeois liberalism, social fascism, neocon Trotskyism, first-world Hoxhaism and phony first-world fascist Maoism, to the light of true revolutionary Maoist Third-Worldism which is Marxism-Leninism-Maoism in the 21st century.
Please, I don't want to be alone. I want to meet a cute girl who supports the revolution, whom I can steward over as a strong revolutionary leader and impregnate with my children. Hopefully she will be Asian, about my height, not too fat, and have nice body. Must know what it means to play the secretarial role to a strong underground Maoist revolutionary leader.
If this is you, please contact me. Please contact me at once. Delay no longer. Contact my message inbox. I love you. Please send your name, pic, and contact info.
Do it now.

Haha, just try it, pal. We don't fuck around with "fist-fighting."

>Be Ausfailian
>start shit
>get shot

...

>You know what's funny?
Emus defeating a supposedly first world country.

rekt by the taliban

It does not come across as intimidating, imagining a faceless KEK, blow-harding himself.

...and I doubt it.

>Op talks shits
>Tells others they talk big shit

Thanks for the laugh, boy.

KEK will destroy you.

Good luck with that.

Is there a shortage of interracial cuck porn, so you had to improvise the shitpost?

And I could put a few rounds in your chest.
What's your point internet tough guy?

Wow. Just fucking wow.

I'm a mod of reddit and every fucking hour I have seen constant and persistent fucking Islamaphobic spam all over our site from piece of shit Drumpf supporters for hours now. They are blaming the entire shooting on the muslim community which is wrong. I asked where they're coming from and someone mentioned this place.

I cannot believe my fucking eyes, what the fuck is this place? Are you all being fucking ironic?

I seriously hope you assholes are being ironic because 95% of the posts I'm seeing here are blatant hate crimes. I've logged all of your IDs and am putting together a report for the police.

I'm shaking with fear and anger, I cannot believe this place is allowed to even exist. I hope you all burn in fucking hell.

Stay the fuck away from my reddit. Please

that's some delicious pasta
You guys really do work hard to keep the #1 shitposting title, it's like you never even take a day off.

Work hard, post hard, faggot.

I'm literally a fucking God. I am no longer human, no longer even a golem. I have trascended physical form and am nearing full dissociation from my physical form, although honestly, I am quite the journey, but compared to you fools, I am Atlas holding up the world. I smoke weed everyday 420 blaze it.

Somewhere an American is firing his glock at the computer screen for this threatening behaviour.

Say that to my face and not online and see what happens bitchboi

>be American
>have to post European gun

easter?

You know what's funny?

I can snap and kill every mother fucker on this board if we met IRL.

Seriously, think about it. I'd have your windpipe crushed, your nose flattened, your teeth shattered, your fingers broken, and your eyes gouged out before you would even know what's happening.

You guys talk big shit. Watch yourselves.

With great power comes great responsibility.

fpbp by a fucking mudslime disgusting muslim.

Australia has never been so low