How do I become white race?

[Sebastian Edwards]

How do I become white race?

[Adam Richardson]

Eat shit

[Bentley Davis]

Eat snow and less shit

[Hunter Foster]

Poo in loo

[Caleb Perry]

Fully embrace Western Civilization and the Enlightenment era philosophy which was ultimately born from it.

Also, Rock n Roll.

[Benjamin Edwards]

>step 1 buy toilet
>step 2 follow instructions
>step 3 ????
>profit!!!!

[Justin Roberts]

I'm sorry, there is nothing you can do.

[Austin Thompson]

Buy guns, support the NRA.

[Ryan Fisher]

Out of all the impersonators I think the indians make a blood y good go of it.

[Asher Sullivan]

Eat some beef

[Xavier Gomez]

>Become potty trained
>Undergo skin pigmentation surgery like Michael Jackson
>Change your name to John Smith
>Study American accent and culture
>Apply for visa

[Isaiah Gonzalez]

Fuck lots of white women and impregnate them, you may not turn white but your children will be of superior race.

[Connor Gutierrez]

Find a nice shiny toilet and flush your brown little self down it, Pajeet.

[Jordan Davis]

This is how, ranjid.

[Blake Scott]

plastic surgery, bleach, and a loo

[Jackson Foster]

What happened Sup Forums?

POO

[Kayden Bennett]

well, the first step is to stop shitting in public

[Cooper Gonzalez]

I've noticed that Indians are always trying so hard to be white. Why do Indians hate themselves so much?

[Benjamin Rivera]

dance
youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8

[Julian Ramirez]

The biggest gun nuts I know are Indian, they are a pretty based people desu.

[Eli Young]

Just use your ancient hindu powers to turn white, shouldn't be too hard. Ask Hritik Roshan how it's done.
youtube.com/watch?v=h7675iWF8Rg

[Carson Bennett]

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