I just want to feed my ducks in peace

I just want to feed my ducks in peace.

Go to river park to feed ducks. Sluts in bikinis laying out next to water. They ought and laugh at me. Fuck you sluts. I hope you all get yeast infections from exposing your vags.

It's just too much.

Why can't we have public decency laws again?

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Throw bread at them next time they open their duck faced bills at you. We all know those sloots are scrunching up their lips like one on Instagram anyway.

stick to anime insecurefag

also those 3 are romanian, so by Sup Forums logic gypsy too

kek

>Go to river park to feed ducks. Sluts in bikinis laying out next to water.


What you consider "sluts" might be another man's "ducks"

>Why can't we have public decency laws again?
Post modern western society.

It's so strong in West that wanting public decency laws will be seen as extremism by most.

A lot of poltards will call you muslim or gay too. This culture is strong in pol too

I don't like anime

But fuck me for trying to get out. Get some sun. Feed my ducks and enjoy this first day of summer.

Just fuck it

>I just want to feed my ducks in peace.
Are you 70 years old?

Get a trowel and heave duckshit at them.

>Why can't we have public decency laws again?

We do ... but spergelords like you still go out in public. So, maybe we need to move to a 2nd Amendment solution.

Nein

lol fat nerd

Fuck off, scat fetishist. Let him enjoy the peace with ducks.

Thanks

Why the fuck do sluts laugh at you and why the fuck would you care?

Should you even be feeding the ducks?

>i just want to feed my ducks in peace
christ OP, my sides are gone

Why not? It's not like I'm feeding Canadian geese

and instead of bread they take credit card numbers

the ducks are now feeding you with shame.

Really makes you think....

Did you eat them all? I hate when i finish my sides before my main meal too

Oh. I got cookies as captcha

i'm sure your parent's are laughing at you too OP

as a long term observer and connoisseur of the female form, this is about 15/10.

I bet you are the one who complain in another thread about decay of morals in society,and degenerate behaviour.Anyway...thanks for my daily cancer treatment.

5th post best post

Maybe I'll just buy a dog and train it to pee on sluts.

doubt they were laughing at you user

muffled "Camus help me !" in the distance

>Go to river park to feed ducks
why? feed birds instead bruh

>duck faced bills
Fucking LOST IT

Ducks are birds.

it must really suck to let other people's benign presence in public affect you so much. you literally sound autistic. why would you give a shit about girls sunbathing...? they laughed at you? what is this fucking middle school?

oh fuck off, you know what i meant

Any more context here OP? Why were they laughing at you, because you were feeding ducks or because your appearance is literally laughable?

Pretty sure bread is not good at all for ducks

this
OP post pic of yourself with timestamp

how sad is this would you say Sup Forums
on a scale from 1 to sociopath neet neckbeard

OP secretely wants to murder animals

They're laughing because they love a man who treats animals right. Give them the D already.

...

Why are the French posters always so terrible with interpunction?

>autistic_old_man.html/getoffmylawn.php

You mean like Dinosauria Ornithurae?

>We wuz tall dinosaurs and sheeet

That's not how the internet works

>interpunction?

wut

>Sluts in bikinis laying out next to water. They ought and laugh at me. Fuck you sluts. I hope you all get yeast infections from exposing your vags.

>It's just too much.

i'll be real with you poland, i've fed cyanide to pigeons for the lulz
don't tell anybody though

holy kek
elliot lives!!!

> feeding bread to ducks

Ducks can't digest bread, you fucking monster.

Dont feed them too much. I hear they can get too big and overtake cities

pigeons, i meant pigeons REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Your mistake is feeding the ducks. No my friend you want to befriend the Ravens

>They ought and laugh at me

does anyone have a theory as to what gramps meant with "ought"

Oompa loompa doompety doo, I've got a perfect puzzle for you. Oompa loompa doompety dee, If you are wise you'll listen to me. What do you get when you sun bath and tan? Exposed as much as a shit skin in Iran or an African. What you in turn, getting a terrible burn.
What do you think will come. Of. That.
I don't like the look of it. Oompa loompa doompety da. If you're not vain, you will go far. You will live in happiness without skin cancer too, like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do. Doompety do.

go back to /r9k/ faggot, we have no need for the weak and broken here.

OP put himself in a situation where people laughed at him without fully knowing the situation

Americans really need to leave the jokes to strayas

Just tell them to kill themselves and call them whores. Angry truth always shuts up annoying bitches. But seriously, this is the same reason leftists want to destroy free speech. Just say something back and don't get butthurt.

>be at river park getting some sun with friends
>creeper in bushes staring at
>point and laugh at him
>he cries and runs away

>Why the fuck do sluts laugh at you
Either you're a fucking normalfag chad, or the Netherlands are a lot different from America.

Fuckin sloots

not really, girls laugh behind my back but never to my face

>This sad namefag fishing for (you)

pathetic

aquafresh has a point

you're a good man.

People are the same everywhere you go.
Most people just, you know, develop some fucking skin.

>sluts in public
I have to avoid going out after work nowadays.

>be cop
>long hours because ARM OF THE LAW GOTTA PROTECT RAH RAH RAH
>i'm the type of person that becomes extremely agitated when tired
>driving home, get hungry, stop at maccas
>walk in, immediately knocked over into a table by two teenage girls playing tag inside the store
>get up, look over
>they look angry but immediately calm down once they see the uniform
>sorry officer sorry officer.gaol
>tell them not to worry about it, walk over place order get food
>go to leave, they knock my food to the ground
>look at one of them
>snap
>"Someone needs to slap you silly you fat fucking cunt."
>"Don't let it be me."
>walk out

>go to work next day
>SENIOR CONSTABLE user
>Yes sir?
>DID YOU GO OUT FOR MCDONALDS AFTER WORK YESTERDAY?
>canipleasegetlubesir.vaseline
>Yes I did.
>SO MY DAUGHTER'S A FAT CUNT EH?
>my face turns into pic related
>lose my grip for just long enough to say
>"Well she does need to lose weight"
>get delegated to night shift and absolute fucking mongrel calls for the next 4 months

Next cunt I find selling pot or doing anything resembling a victimless crime is going to get a baton shoved up his ass. Be careful cunts.

>tryhard.bmp

PRAISE KEK

this, caring about what people think is over rated as fuck
you'll never be happy

That is really sad op
You're that meme of the fat loser taking revenge on the internet from the stuff he can't handle irl
There's a reason they laughed at you...

Lol, brilliant.

Is the "duck face" a product of jewish propaganda? They are brainwashed to find African traits attractive so they think making nigger lips makes them look desirable?

well OP is obviously autistic so this is easier said than done for him

>things that totally happened
You almost had me, user
but if you're a cop how do you know how to read and write? gotcha liar

Kek

>Cop on Sup Forums

WE'RE BEING MONITORED

It represents the anus, they are inviting you

F A C T

Being there too.

First of all, are you sure the problem is not in you?

I mean, are you sure they were laughting at you?

Second, why would you feel bad if that was the case? Do you think there is something wrong with you? If so, maybe you should work to fix it.

Third, If you are sure they WERE laughting at you, and you are secure about yourself, why didnt you call out the bitches?

I would have. Every decent man would have.

Not trying to sound tough, just clarifying for the kids. Nothing special with calling out a mob of bitches, and if you are enough of a man, they will shut up and look at the floor.

Make sure that guy doesn't have any other kid before that.

Why is Sup Forums so full of degenerates today?

There is nothing wrong with feeding ducks in the park. However there is something wrong with slut culture. We really need some islamic morality.

You either have social anxiety and think everyone is talking about you or you did something stupid like try to talk to them and you let your autism blind them.

Also, I don't have no loli on this pc, sir.

I fucking hate girls nowadays. Why do most of them act so retarded?

>walk down street
>"hi"
>turn around, "hello?"
>group of 4 girls laughs as if I just told the funniest joke in the world.
>"what's the problem"
>"nothing"
>walk away confused
>they laugh at me again as if I am some kind of retard.

I agree fatso

Who cares if they laugh at you. Fuck'em

Don't give them any leverage next time by acknowledging their existence..

pic related

Does feeding ducks in front of women count as rape?

Take up painting. It worked for hitler.

>act

i've probably done upwards of two fucking kilometers worth of paperwork (a4 sheets of course) in my career.

hell, sometimes the only thing that stops me from outright beating cunts is the paperwork and the soul-draining legal bullshit with all of these commissions and complaints and whatnot.

if you want tips on how to do a 10/10 essay when you've been up for 3 days with a total of 6 hours of sleep, ask me.

nah that's the AFP/NSA/CIA/FBI/DHS you have to worry about, i just roll around in my big blue and orange pooftermobile and look for people i don't like to take out the secret pains of my childhood.

he only has daughters (quite a few as well the poor cunt), so i should be fine to get some A grade ASP sponsored sodomy going on if i catch a guy doing it.

Has pol always been shit, or is this a recent phenomenon?

God forbid they thought you were attractive. Cuck.

Where have you been? Sup Forums is full of retards who asociate intelectual/peaceful hobbies with weakness, and conservative values with nerds and weaklings.

They claim to be different but they are just normal people who are not able to fit, so they try to delude themselves into thinking they don't want to fit.

Who cares anyways? I am on this place for the good people, and I can clearly differentiate them, both here and in real life.

Somebody has got to explain why they were laughing at you OP

we need some backstory here

It's summer

Wow you must be a turbo-autist. Who cares if they were laughing at you?

>I fucking hate girls nowadays

You guys gotta grow some balls, really.

I am not hating you, as I said I have been there too. But you must accept there is something wrong with you too, and you CAN fix it.