Go to river park to feed ducks. Sluts in bikinis laying out next to water. They ought and laugh at me. Fuck you sluts. I hope you all get yeast infections from exposing your vags.
Throw bread at them next time they open their duck faced bills at you. We all know those sloots are scrunching up their lips like one on Instagram anyway.
Charles Cook
stick to anime insecurefag
also those 3 are romanian, so by Sup Forums logic gypsy too
Angel Gray
kek
Asher Jenkins
>Go to river park to feed ducks. Sluts in bikinis laying out next to water.
What you consider "sluts" might be another man's "ducks"
Ethan White
>Why can't we have public decency laws again? Post modern western society.
It's so strong in West that wanting public decency laws will be seen as extremism by most.
A lot of poltards will call you muslim or gay too. This culture is strong in pol too
Asher Phillips
I don't like anime
But fuck me for trying to get out. Get some sun. Feed my ducks and enjoy this first day of summer.
Just fuck it
Eli Wood
>I just want to feed my ducks in peace. Are you 70 years old?
Jason Turner
Get a trowel and heave duckshit at them.
William Davis
>Why can't we have public decency laws again?
We do ... but spergelords like you still go out in public. So, maybe we need to move to a 2nd Amendment solution.
Easton Green
Nein
Luke Reed
lol fat nerd
Jose King
Fuck off, scat fetishist. Let him enjoy the peace with ducks.
Sebastian Bailey
Thanks
Jayden Jenkins
Why the fuck do sluts laugh at you and why the fuck would you care?
Jason Smith
Should you even be feeding the ducks?
Luke Stewart
>i just want to feed my ducks in peace christ OP, my sides are gone
John Roberts
Why not? It's not like I'm feeding Canadian geese
Alexander Diaz
and instead of bread they take credit card numbers
Ryder Butler
the ducks are now feeding you with shame.
Thomas Diaz
Really makes you think....
Jose Jones
Did you eat them all? I hate when i finish my sides before my main meal too
Oh. I got cookies as captcha
Sebastian White
i'm sure your parent's are laughing at you too OP
Robert Robinson
as a long term observer and connoisseur of the female form, this is about 15/10.
Lincoln Edwards
I bet you are the one who complain in another thread about decay of morals in society,and degenerate behaviour.Anyway...thanks for my daily cancer treatment.
Henry Gomez
5th post best post
Gavin Bell
Maybe I'll just buy a dog and train it to pee on sluts.
Christian King
doubt they were laughing at you user
Zachary Jones
muffled "Camus help me !" in the distance
Brandon Taylor
>Go to river park to feed ducks why? feed birds instead bruh
Jacob Lopez
>duck faced bills Fucking LOST IT
Cooper Gray
Ducks are birds.
Colton Miller
it must really suck to let other people's benign presence in public affect you so much. you literally sound autistic. why would you give a shit about girls sunbathing...? they laughed at you? what is this fucking middle school?
Eli Murphy
oh fuck off, you know what i meant
Easton Sanders
Any more context here OP? Why were they laughing at you, because you were feeding ducks or because your appearance is literally laughable?
Parker Garcia
Pretty sure bread is not good at all for ducks
Zachary Myers
this OP post pic of yourself with timestamp
Thomas Kelly
how sad is this would you say Sup Forums on a scale from 1 to sociopath neet neckbeard
Robert Morales
OP secretely wants to murder animals
Luke Cox
They're laughing because they love a man who treats animals right. Give them the D already.
Elijah Gomez
...
Gabriel Torres
Why are the French posters always so terrible with interpunction?
Lincoln Hill
>autistic_old_man.html/getoffmylawn.php
Jayden Fisher
You mean like Dinosauria Ornithurae?
>We wuz tall dinosaurs and sheeet
Bentley Taylor
That's not how the internet works
Robert Adams
>interpunction?
wut
Liam Jackson
>Sluts in bikinis laying out next to water. They ought and laugh at me. Fuck you sluts. I hope you all get yeast infections from exposing your vags.
>It's just too much.
Aiden Russell
i'll be real with you poland, i've fed cyanide to pigeons for the lulz don't tell anybody though
Ian Perez
holy kek elliot lives!!!
Elijah Nelson
> feeding bread to ducks
Ducks can't digest bread, you fucking monster.
Adrian Rivera
Dont feed them too much. I hear they can get too big and overtake cities
Juan Harris
pigeons, i meant pigeons REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Blake Morgan
Your mistake is feeding the ducks. No my friend you want to befriend the Ravens
Isaiah Clark
>They ought and laugh at me
does anyone have a theory as to what gramps meant with "ought"
Aiden Martin
Oompa loompa doompety doo, I've got a perfect puzzle for you. Oompa loompa doompety dee, If you are wise you'll listen to me. What do you get when you sun bath and tan? Exposed as much as a shit skin in Iran or an African. What you in turn, getting a terrible burn. What do you think will come. Of. That. I don't like the look of it. Oompa loompa doompety da. If you're not vain, you will go far. You will live in happiness without skin cancer too, like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do. Doompety do.
Kevin Ortiz
go back to /r9k/ faggot, we have no need for the weak and broken here.
Anthony Adams
OP put himself in a situation where people laughed at him without fully knowing the situation
Jaxson Sanders
Americans really need to leave the jokes to strayas
Oliver Bennett
Just tell them to kill themselves and call them whores. Angry truth always shuts up annoying bitches. But seriously, this is the same reason leftists want to destroy free speech. Just say something back and don't get butthurt.
Connor Young
>be at river park getting some sun with friends >creeper in bushes staring at >point and laugh at him >he cries and runs away
Kevin Flores
>Why the fuck do sluts laugh at you Either you're a fucking normalfag chad, or the Netherlands are a lot different from America.
Josiah Jenkins
Fuckin sloots
Jose Ward
not really, girls laugh behind my back but never to my face
Carson Baker
>This sad namefag fishing for (you)
pathetic
Gabriel Sullivan
aquafresh has a point
Grayson Moore
you're a good man.
Eli Mitchell
People are the same everywhere you go. Most people just, you know, develop some fucking skin.
Gabriel Myers
>sluts in public I have to avoid going out after work nowadays.
>be cop >long hours because ARM OF THE LAW GOTTA PROTECT RAH RAH RAH >i'm the type of person that becomes extremely agitated when tired >driving home, get hungry, stop at maccas >walk in, immediately knocked over into a table by two teenage girls playing tag inside the store >get up, look over >they look angry but immediately calm down once they see the uniform >sorry officer sorry officer.gaol >tell them not to worry about it, walk over place order get food >go to leave, they knock my food to the ground >look at one of them >snap >"Someone needs to slap you silly you fat fucking cunt." >"Don't let it be me." >walk out
>go to work next day >SENIOR CONSTABLE user >Yes sir? >DID YOU GO OUT FOR MCDONALDS AFTER WORK YESTERDAY? >canipleasegetlubesir.vaseline >Yes I did. >SO MY DAUGHTER'S A FAT CUNT EH? >my face turns into pic related >lose my grip for just long enough to say >"Well she does need to lose weight" >get delegated to night shift and absolute fucking mongrel calls for the next 4 months
Next cunt I find selling pot or doing anything resembling a victimless crime is going to get a baton shoved up his ass. Be careful cunts.
Eli Anderson
>tryhard.bmp
Owen Gonzalez
PRAISE KEK
Nicholas Ramirez
this, caring about what people think is over rated as fuck you'll never be happy
Samuel Rogers
That is really sad op You're that meme of the fat loser taking revenge on the internet from the stuff he can't handle irl There's a reason they laughed at you...
Angel Ward
Lol, brilliant.
Josiah Thomas
Is the "duck face" a product of jewish propaganda? They are brainwashed to find African traits attractive so they think making nigger lips makes them look desirable?
Leo Cooper
well OP is obviously autistic so this is easier said than done for him
Luke Turner
>things that totally happened You almost had me, user but if you're a cop how do you know how to read and write? gotcha liar
Landon King
Kek
Bentley Young
>Cop on Sup Forums
WE'RE BEING MONITORED
Sebastian Peterson
It represents the anus, they are inviting you
F A C T
Justin Bell
Being there too.
First of all, are you sure the problem is not in you?
I mean, are you sure they were laughting at you?
Second, why would you feel bad if that was the case? Do you think there is something wrong with you? If so, maybe you should work to fix it.
Third, If you are sure they WERE laughting at you, and you are secure about yourself, why didnt you call out the bitches?
I would have. Every decent man would have.
Not trying to sound tough, just clarifying for the kids. Nothing special with calling out a mob of bitches, and if you are enough of a man, they will shut up and look at the floor.
Blake Brooks
Make sure that guy doesn't have any other kid before that.
James Robinson
Why is Sup Forums so full of degenerates today?
There is nothing wrong with feeding ducks in the park. However there is something wrong with slut culture. We really need some islamic morality.
Austin Rogers
You either have social anxiety and think everyone is talking about you or you did something stupid like try to talk to them and you let your autism blind them.
Camden Lopez
Also, I don't have no loli on this pc, sir.
Jose Morales
I fucking hate girls nowadays. Why do most of them act so retarded?
>walk down street >"hi" >turn around, "hello?" >group of 4 girls laughs as if I just told the funniest joke in the world. >"what's the problem" >"nothing" >walk away confused >they laugh at me again as if I am some kind of retard.
Matthew Cox
I agree fatso
Josiah Sanchez
Who cares if they laugh at you. Fuck'em
Don't give them any leverage next time by acknowledging their existence..
Landon Reyes
pic related
Kayden Hill
Does feeding ducks in front of women count as rape?
Dylan Foster
Take up painting. It worked for hitler.
Alexander Williams
>act
Brody Cooper
i've probably done upwards of two fucking kilometers worth of paperwork (a4 sheets of course) in my career.
hell, sometimes the only thing that stops me from outright beating cunts is the paperwork and the soul-draining legal bullshit with all of these commissions and complaints and whatnot.
if you want tips on how to do a 10/10 essay when you've been up for 3 days with a total of 6 hours of sleep, ask me.
nah that's the AFP/NSA/CIA/FBI/DHS you have to worry about, i just roll around in my big blue and orange pooftermobile and look for people i don't like to take out the secret pains of my childhood.
he only has daughters (quite a few as well the poor cunt), so i should be fine to get some A grade ASP sponsored sodomy going on if i catch a guy doing it.
Jeremiah Butler
Has pol always been shit, or is this a recent phenomenon?
Jeremiah Taylor
God forbid they thought you were attractive. Cuck.
Wyatt Reed
Where have you been? Sup Forums is full of retards who asociate intelectual/peaceful hobbies with weakness, and conservative values with nerds and weaklings.
They claim to be different but they are just normal people who are not able to fit, so they try to delude themselves into thinking they don't want to fit.
Who cares anyways? I am on this place for the good people, and I can clearly differentiate them, both here and in real life.
Jonathan Nguyen
Somebody has got to explain why they were laughing at you OP
we need some backstory here
Isaiah Green
It's summer
Carson Green
Wow you must be a turbo-autist. Who cares if they were laughing at you?
Carter Williams
>I fucking hate girls nowadays
You guys gotta grow some balls, really.
I am not hating you, as I said I have been there too. But you must accept there is something wrong with you too, and you CAN fix it.