THE ENDING MADE NO FUCKING SENSE

THE ENDING MADE NO FUCKING SENSE.

WHY DOES BURTON ALWAYS PULL THIS SHIT?

pleb

About to watch this on my dad's vudu account. What am I in for?

More like why does Burton always make these shitty obsolete weird fantasy movies lel

I know right, what kind of movie stars Eva Green and doesn't have her get naked

Seriously makes no sense at all

>dat scene where she pulls the guys pants off and he had a photo of her on his balls

The most obvious Jewish fantasy movie of all time.

she should have gotten slimed at the end

is this a new meme???

I want eva to dominate me while I dominate the floating girl

Someone give me the lowdown on her nipples/areolas. What's the deal?

>it's a Tim Burton tries to cash in on the YA fantasy book adaptation fad but lost his chance to adapt any of the books people actually care about like Harry Potter or Hunger Games episode

He just likes to make shitty movies with his waifu.

Can't really blame the lad

thats not Lisa Marie

>shitty obsolete weird fantasy

Yeah...Why doesn't he make capeshit anymore like any other respectable director.

Tim Burton fucked my cousin. True story.

Small world. I was about to watch it on my wife's sons pleekee account.

you sound jealous

>music not by Danny Elfman
Into the trash it goes.

>watching anything with eva green

>watching anything with greased up homosexuals