Goldeneye was so good
What the hell happened afterwards?
Goldeneye was so good
What the hell happened afterwards?
Sophie mercue shoulda been the Bond girl from that ice castle one. She was so hot steam looked cool
Honestly the only Brosnan bond that was utterly shit was Die Another Day. Both of the other two were decent, if not as good as Goldeneye.
i rewatched all the brosnan movies recently and they are fantastic even die another day. People only think goldeneye is the best because of the nintendo game
nothing
Tomorrow Never Dies was good
The World is Not Enough was great
Die Another Day was entertaining
TWINE is seriously underrated
Technology in the real world started progressing past normal Bond levels and into a permanent Moonraker state
There wasn't a real world conflict to involve Bond in after the cold war ended.
TWINE was the best Brosnan Bond fight me
Despite the poor quality of what came after, Bronson's movies were the last 007 movies that weren't ashamed of the franchise.
this
>implying tomorrow never dies wasn't based as fuck
Best modern bond villain.
Bond.
Jane. Bond.
>Die Another Day
It's set up pretty good, it just goes full retard about the time they get to the ice fortress.
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Yeah but who wants a James Bond movie where Bond spends the entire run time in wooden stocks getting broken down by an entire russian regiment taking turns violently and aggressively raping the shit out of her until her mind is eventually blanked and they can turn her to the other side.
I mean that just doesn't sound like a James Bond movie.
>People only think goldeneye is the best because of the nintendo game
That's sexist, she would be an alcoholic, sexual creature who does her job
Red Army remnants in GoldenEye, multinational corporations in TND, industrial saboteurs in TWINE, Norks in DAD, arms dealers, warlords, and industrial saboteurs (again) in CR, Bilderberg or whatever and resource wars in QOS, gay people in Skyfall, Bilderberg again and government surveillance in Spectre.
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true enough, still an enjoyable movie overall IMO and Rosamund Pike is great
People who like Bond movies are the lamest people.
[fapping intensifes]
There's a Bronson marathon on right now. Goldeneye just ended, should I keep going?
yes
user Emma's not getting cast in any movie in my head where she's not ultimately forced to acknowledge, through light BDSM and edging, that's she's the hungriest cumslut on the planet that is only happy when she's causing someone else sexual pleasure, with absolutely no will or agency of her own beyond quelling the fire in we womb.
she died though
>gay people in Skyfall
Obviously the sequel would be her called back into action to train the next generation of double oh-sluts, as she wonders if she's lost her edge against younger more nubile agents. Protip: she hasn't.
That's sexist
It's empowering.
y-yeah who wants that even
>no nude scene
fuck that movie
Joe Don Baker really tied these movies together.
his character annoyed me
why didn't they just use Felix Leiter?
Joe Don Baker ties everything together. God knows why we never made him president.
MUH MUH MUH MUH MITCHELL
WHAT WOULD YOUR MAMMA SAY?
Why was Steve Jobs a 007 villain?
>Steve Jobs
He was literally Rupert Murdoch. All he was missing was the Australian accent.
Rupert Murdoch chum, I thought it was Ted turner so don't feel bad.
This. But the first half is really really good.
>Ted turner
>A bad guy
user, he's one of the greatest contemporary american figures, and not just because he got tired of fucking prime jane fonda.
You have no idea how agonizing it was to see Brosnan on TV before he was allowed to play Bond
He canceled SWAT Kats despite it having the highest ratings of anything on Cartoon Network, fuck that guy.
who directed this, Steven Seagal
Don't know about the movie but the game was good
watch them all and then watch pic related
You were always a cunning linguist bond
>he's one of the greatest contemporary american figures
—created the 24/7 news cycle
— colorized black and white movies
— SWAT Kats
I'm as liberal as they get but he has a reckoning
This. They crossed the innovation line, ran out of ideas and had to restart it with mere present tech Royale
That being said Tomorrow Never Dies was disappointing at the time but it's bretty gyd
TWiNE was nice but it was a warning sign of what Die Another Day would be
That being said Die Another Day is far better than the latter Moore movies, only gets shit on because of the ice part desu
but muh TCM
>not appreciating one of the greatest trolls of the 20th century
REAL
AMERICAN
HERO
It really is
Felix lost his leg in Licence to Kill. he was in no position to do field work ever again.
internet social media would shit itself if that was a publicity photo today
Samantha Bond was best Moneypenny IMO
This dude is actually the most realistic 007 villain ahead of his time
audibly kek'd
Sean Bean made GoldenEye great.
>famke jenson will never crush the life out of you with her thighs
Why go on?
i just can't help but still think denise richards is perhaps THE best looking human
That's not Lois Maxwell.
>that part where he gets fucking killed by Bond throwing a torpedo made of chainsaws at him
best scene in all the Brosnan Bonds
Brosnin is actually a very consistent film wise
It's Moore who's the most varied.
For Your Eyes Only is easily one of the best bond flicks, and the next film, Octopussy is literally the worst.
This. The World Is Not Enough was good and Tomorrow Never Dies was alright.
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They wanted brosnan earlier but the network still had an option on his contract for another season of remington steele. They were willing to move around shooting of the show so he could be in the movie. They decided not to do it for various reasons of studio jewery.
>I'm a scientist
>These are the nipples of a scientist
>r-really, im a nuclear physicist
Oh Bond...
Honestly, I wish Moore quit doing Bond after
Moonraker. Timothy Dalton should've been the only Bond of the 80's. They could've given him 2 more films besides Living Daylights and License to Kill.
>mfw he paracchute-surfs the tsunami
it would have been ideal.
one only needs to look at how great he looks in Flash Gorden. He's absolutely in his prime.
>ywn dock your missile in her silo
is this true
They didn't get Martin Campbell again until Casino Royale
and this would be good
it got better
and better
agree
I FEEL NO PAAAAIN
Fucking love Michelle Yeoh but that movie is pretty bad.
Nah, it's good. Almost pure action and hardly any story, but it works. Plus it has a really good villain
Christmas comes once a year
Goldeneye is literally the only tolerable bond film, the others are garbage.
oh okay
Agreed. goldeneye was GOAT, others were decent, die another day was bad.
But it was bad in the way that TDKR or Episode 3 are bad, where you can actually watch and enjoy them just from how ridiculous it is.
Carver was awesome. Legit realistic plan, and Stamper was a based as fuck enforcer. I absolutely loved TND. I really I only think i like Golden Eye more is for Nintendo and Famke.
Like literally only just now realised this was robert carlyle because of your filename, all those eyars man....
GoldenEye definitely has better characters and a more interesting story, but TND is more fun and rewatchable.
Also don't forget Doctor Kaufman, he may have only appeared in one scene but he was great
Carver refused to be cucked.
"tell me James do you still sleep with a gun under your pillow"
as soon as he heard that is sent his most sadistic henchman to torture and kill his wife with all kinds of weird poisons and injections
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If I was a powerful megalomaniac I would have done the same, but only because she lied about their relationship.
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lol no when this movie was made FOX wasn't a thing murdoch wasn't on anybodies radar there is the one picture bond tears up on the side of the building that is very clearly modeled after Steve Jobs but he is more of a Ted Turner
>He canceled SWAT Kats
I never could have imagined Teddy would be on the top of my shit list. i liked that more then DBZ
I was always more of a Street Sharks fan