Reminder that ALL of the transfers in this summer only happened because Jorge Mendes allowed them to happen. Reminder that:
>bogdanoff's bow to Mendes >in contact with the soul of the guy who invented Football >rumoured to possess telepathic skills >control Portugal with an iron fist >own castles and national banks all around the world >direct descendant of the Portuguese Blood Royal Line >Already owns parcels of Mars (Mendestan will be be the first country) >Owns 99% of DNA on Earth >First designer babies will in all likelihood be just like Mendes >said to have 900+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51 >Ancient Portuguese mythology claims a national of it will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with him >this is Jorge Mendes >Owns Nanobot R&B labs around the world >all footballers have Mendroids inside them >in regular communication with (Jorge) Jesus himself Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Catholic Church >Petrol states entrust their gold reserves with the Jorge. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Mendes >the big red phone in the Qatar is a direct line to the Mendes Keep >last time they missed a call Mendes made Monaco winning Ligue 1
Also, what did you think of this Transfer window? Did you like it? How did your club behave?
mendes just got cucked out of getting Locadia to his new farm club
Caleb Miller
>That Hayley outfit >That Hayley
Fucking hngh. Any screenshots so I can have a sneaky fap before the deadline?
Christopher Myers
Mbappe looks ridiculous 2bh, like watching a mix between Brazilian Ronaldo and a young Rppney.
Isaiah Hughes
>Brian Cox played keyboard on that
Landon Wood
post all your mendes pic i wish to start a folder
Aaron Lewis
[YouTube] Thomas Lemar - Welcome To Liverpool - Ultimate Goals, Assists and Skills (embed) [YouTube] Thomas Lemar - Welcome to Liverpool - 2017 || HD (embed)
you saw how he was literally bending that dutch defender..cutting in and out, then the fucking finish..he's legit
Bentley Jackson
Only made these two. Sorry
Oliver Walker
>Arsenal forward Joel Campbell has joined Real Betis on a season-long loan. >mfw he gets loaned out again, returns, loaned out again must be suffering desu
Joshua Perry
More like watching a young brazilian Ronaldo mixed with Cristiano. I'm not seeing the Rooney at all.
Jacob Campbell
>Adrien leaving Fucking TV money I swear on me mum
Ayden Jackson
>wasting trips
Luis Mitchell
>(embed)
Austin Powell
Will a madness be done today? Which club will do it?
Blake Fisher
wish we were in for this lemar kid looks decent la
Dylan Jones
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Connor Long
This is just like when dortmund signed januzaj shit attitude and all
Nathan Ramirez
sparky has a trcik up his sleeve
Michael Wright
>0-0 against Estonia Fucking hell.
Michael Carter
>dortmund now playing an american and an englishman
weird timeline
Hunter Young
hold me lads, we actually won
Eli Long
Fc Porto buys Messi for 500k
Wyatt Powell
>Belarus losing to Luxembourg
Grayson Powell
inevitable la thats not a pic of fil phoden tho
Samuel Bailey
>already shown that he has a shitty attitude
I'll be surprised if he reaches his potential
Jackson White
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Joseph White
>Arsenal forward Joel Campbell >you now remember Joel Campbell
Jayden Long
In >Maguire >Nacho >Iborra >Silva >Jakupovic >Dragovic (loan)
Out >Drinkwater >Zieler >Lawrence >Kapustka (loan) >Mendy (loan)
Please God give us a cup or europa league place this season.
Matthew Price
Wow David Brooks needs a haircut
Grayson Butler
good post
based phil will bring it home
Alexander Smith
Holy shit is mbappe actually not a meme?
Jaxson Gomez
Leicester will get top 8
Adrian Edwards
Most booring deadline ever.
Shit sucks.
Anthony Gonzalez
>Mirror reports Alexis is devastated his move to City has collapsed, City are said to be angry and have blamed #AFC.
Jonathan Stewart
dw they are pretty good and new OC is always nice.
Brayden Phillips
at least Pep has his excuse ready
Ethan Baker
>Let me still believe that Wenger and the board still have a big surprise for us in less than 3hrs, >Assistant Corps Marshal / Head, Policy, Research & Statistics Department, Federal Road Safety Corps, Nigeria(@FRSCNigeria)
>Speaking ahead of Friday's World Cup qualifier against Malta, Southgate declined to offer details of his outfield selections or chosen captain but made a point of confirming Hart would retain the gloves at the Ta'Qali National Stadium. The 30-year-old has endured a rocky start to his season-long loan at West Ham, conceding 10 goals in his first three matches, and the competition from Jack Butland, Tom Heaton and Jordan Pickford is only getting stronger.
>But Southgate was clear that the status quo has yet to be overturned, with Hart's record of conceding just twice in six qualifiers counting in his favour.
>"Joe will start for us. I think he's our best goalkeeper at the moment," he said. "I wanted to see how he would respond because he has had a difficult start to the season with his club but I'm pleased he's in a good frame of mind. Joe has trained really well. His performances since I've been manager have been very, very good, he's only conceded two goals in Scotland in this qualifying campaign."
>While Southgate was emphatic in standing up for Hart, he gave just enough hope to the challengers that it was not a lost cause before next summer's World Cup.
>"We're only three matches into the start of the season, so I don't feel as though the others have had time to stake a claim to push Joe out of that position," he explained.
Gareth Southgate clearly lives in a different world.
Luke Williams
>us >we >Arsenal is white
Christopher Gomez
What's with that attitude meme? Did you fall for the British """""press""""" claiming he didn't show up to training sessions for City even though he legally cancelled his contract?
Samuel Hill
kek
Easton Martin
>we're getting VVD la >we're getting Lemar la
>get le 1goal in 30 games man instead
Bentley Powell
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Kevin Thomas
Not enough! Never enough!
Charles Ramirez
City didn't exactly do anything wrong over Sancho (he was clearly not ready for first team football last year and turned down a massive contract) but I hope it gives them a kick up the arse with regards to playing the best of their other kids
Kevin Wright
>total of 16 minutes extra time in the Switzerland match
Easton Cook
>know player wants to leave >know a big bid will come in late in the window >make no effort to plan for a replacement >get BTFO by lemar after your last minute bid
How can Arselel be so inept, now they are stuck with a player who doesn't want to be there and who will be leaving for free at the end of the season.
Levi Green
Honestly think this is bad for Arsenal. I don't believe in bending over for players but he's their best player and he's clearly miserable, which is going to spread. If they play half as bad as they did against Liverpool they'll be complete shit.
Ian Murphy
>Ross Barkley rejects Chelsea for likely move to Tottenham Wtf Why does no one want to come
Nathaniel Robinson
god bless gareth southgate and the english FA
Nathaniel Anderson
twice a year, everything the british press says is true today is one of those days
Nolan Barnes
>Wenger deliberately fucking everyone's shit up Is he, dare I say it, /our guy/?
Blake Howard
>yfw Arsene is trying to get in the French locker room at this moment to sign Lemar
Nicholas Sanders
Join Barca to win the balloon d'Or
I shouldn't have quit football
Aaron Taylor
More playing time at fc Porto for 83 mil Wew
Isaac Allen
I'm joining River Plate for 89 Million pounds so I can win the Ballon Dor
Leo Russell
real will swoop in
Elijah Stewart
there is a massve pressure to win every match now, and given the depth of their squad its hard to justify playing a youth over someone on 100k a week theres always cup matches
Hudson Brown
He will assassinate Wenger
Thomas Johnson
rate this year's deadline day
Josiah Clark
Foden and Diaz will get games this season m8
Robert Long
why are there no costa or zappacosta news?
Alexander Bailey
hey we have the same kennedy assassination birthday
Lincoln Butler
>Dragovic (loan) Who? When?
Aiden Thompson
Fell out with manager, going to Seville for 9million
Noah Martinez
2. Out of 20, to be clear.
Benjamin Murphy
Atlético Madrid for 99 million to escape my tax evasion charges.
Sounds about right desu.
David Price
Diaz is the third choice right winger after Sanchez fell through lol
Michael Lopez
why the fuck are you at stamford bridge and not cobham, you douche?
Chase Miller
*wins the transfer window*
Noah Jackson
i'd go with 7/20, like arsenal's position at the end of the season
Ryder Hughes
Nice
Christian James
sky sports got banned from training grounds after the purple dildo incident
Jonathan Stewart
What were they right about? According to German papers/sites he legally cancelled his contract and consquently wasn't even supposed to show up at City training any more and the English press spun a fairy tail about strikes and being on the skive out of it.
William Howard
Fallen out with my manager, moving to RiBer for 83m
Noah Thomas
griezmann was a coup ill give you that
Luis Rodriguez
This I love Danny memewater but if they want to go then fuck off, gib monies
Isaiah Walker
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Joseph Cox
I don't think river plate can afford to pay me more money after they buy me for 98 million pounds...
Gavin Moore
also the day aldous huxley and cs lewis died lads. gr8 bday
Wyatt Sanchez
>I am De manager now
Nathan Rogers
>More Moneys >Sporing Club JUST >56m
Jordan Watson
dont worry, kinder they will be wrong tomorrow
Grayson Myers
Underage kids should be banned from taking sexualised photos, it only encourages Sup Forums
Jason Barnes
What if PSG get relegated?
Wyatt Lopez
You can't legally cancel a youth scholarship, it's not how they work.
The reality is that dortmund tapped him up before this summer and they've had to invent something to avoid charges. Hence this on their side and homesickness on his
Luke Lewis
utd guy is at AON training complex
the chelsea guy kept saying 'I'm being told Drinkwater is hanging around outside cobham' there's nothing he can tell us from SB
Josiah Evans
I'd be howling the rest of 2018
Jack Hill
So Chelsea are buying Drinkwater for 35m And Leicester are buying Adrien Silva for 15m