/trans/ - It's All Ogre Edition

Reminder that ALL of the transfers in this summer only happened because Jorge Mendes allowed them to happen. Reminder that:

>bogdanoff's bow to Mendes
>in contact with the soul of the guy who invented Football
>rumoured to possess telepathic skills
>control Portugal with an iron fist
>own castles and national banks all around the world
>direct descendant of the Portuguese Blood Royal Line
>Already owns parcels of Mars (Mendestan will be be the first country)
>Owns 99% of DNA on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be just like Mendes
>said to have 900+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Portuguese mythology claims a national of it will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with him
>this is Jorge Mendes
>Owns Nanobot R&B labs around the world
>all footballers have Mendroids inside them
>in regular communication with (Jorge) Jesus himself Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Catholic Church
>Petrol states entrust their gold reserves with the Jorge. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Mendes
>the big red phone in the Qatar is a direct line to the Mendes Keep
>last time they missed a call Mendes made Monaco winning Ligue 1

Also, what did you think of this Transfer window? Did you like it? How did your club behave?

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/trans/ CAN ONLY GET BETTER

mendes just got cucked out of getting Locadia to his new farm club

>That Hayley outfit
>That Hayley

Fucking hngh. Any screenshots so I can have a sneaky fap before the deadline?

Mbappe looks ridiculous 2bh, like watching a mix between Brazilian Ronaldo and a young Rppney.

>Brian Cox played keyboard on that

post all your mendes pic i wish to start a folder

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>Deluded Livershits
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>coming on against a ned squad that has given up

>the next Messi is a britbong

Show of hands, who expected this?

you saw how he was literally bending that dutch defender..cutting in and out, then the fucking finish..he's legit

Only made these two. Sorry

>Arsenal forward Joel Campbell has joined Real Betis on a season-long loan.
>mfw he gets loaned out again, returns, loaned out again
must be suffering desu

More like watching a young brazilian Ronaldo mixed with Cristiano. I'm not seeing the Rooney at all.

>Adrien leaving
Fucking TV money I swear on me mum

>wasting trips

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Will a madness be done today? Which club will do it?

wish we were in for this lemar kid looks decent la

...

This is just like when dortmund signed januzaj shit attitude and all

sparky has a trcik up his sleeve

>0-0 against Estonia
Fucking hell.

>dortmund now playing an american and an englishman

weird timeline

hold me lads, we actually won

Fc Porto buys Messi for 500k

>Belarus losing to Luxembourg

inevitable la
thats not a pic of fil phoden tho

>already shown that he has a shitty attitude

I'll be surprised if he reaches his potential

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>Arsenal forward Joel Campbell
>you now remember Joel Campbell

In
>Maguire
>Nacho
>Iborra
>Silva
>Jakupovic
>Dragovic (loan)

Out
>Drinkwater
>Zieler
>Lawrence
>Kapustka (loan)
>Mendy (loan)

Please God give us a cup or europa league place this season.

Wow David Brooks needs a haircut

good post

based phil will bring it home

Holy shit is mbappe actually not a meme?

Leicester will get top 8

Most booring deadline ever.


Shit sucks.

>Mirror reports Alexis is devastated his move to City has collapsed, City are said to be angry and have blamed #AFC.

dw they are pretty good and new OC is always nice.

at least Pep has his excuse ready

>Let me still believe that Wenger and the board still have a big surprise for us in less than 3hrs,
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State of Arselel

What happened to Musa getting binned to Hull

Any benfica fans here

>Speaking ahead of Friday's World Cup qualifier against Malta, Southgate declined to offer details of his outfield selections or chosen captain but made a point of confirming Hart would retain the gloves at the Ta'Qali National Stadium. The 30-year-old has endured a rocky start to his season-long loan at West Ham, conceding 10 goals in his first three matches, and the competition from Jack Butland, Tom Heaton and Jordan Pickford is only getting stronger.

>But Southgate was clear that the status quo has yet to be overturned, with Hart's record of conceding just twice in six qualifiers counting in his favour.

>"Joe will start for us. I think he's our best goalkeeper at the moment," he said. "I wanted to see how he would respond because he has had a difficult start to the season with his club but I'm pleased he's in a good frame of mind. Joe has trained really well. His performances since I've been manager have been very, very good, he's only conceded two goals in Scotland in this qualifying campaign."

>While Southgate was emphatic in standing up for Hart, he gave just enough hope to the challengers that it was not a lost cause before next summer's World Cup.

>"We're only three matches into the start of the season, so I don't feel as though the others have had time to stake a claim to push Joe out of that position," he explained.

Gareth Southgate clearly lives in a different world.

>us
>we
>Arsenal is white

What's with that attitude meme? Did you fall for the British """""press""""" claiming he didn't show up to training sessions for City even though he legally cancelled his contract?

kek

>we're getting VVD la
>we're getting Lemar la

>get le 1goal in 30 games man instead

...

Not enough! Never enough!

City didn't exactly do anything wrong over Sancho (he was clearly not ready for first team football last year and turned down a massive contract) but I hope it gives them a kick up the arse with regards to playing the best of their other kids

>total of 16 minutes extra time in the Switzerland match

>know player wants to leave
>know a big bid will come in late in the window
>make no effort to plan for a replacement
>get BTFO by lemar after your last minute bid

How can Arselel be so inept, now they are stuck with a player who doesn't want to be there and who will be leaving for free at the end of the season.

Honestly think this is bad for Arsenal. I don't believe in bending over for players but he's their best player and he's clearly miserable, which is going to spread. If they play half as bad as they did against Liverpool they'll be complete shit.

>Ross Barkley rejects Chelsea for likely move to Tottenham
Wtf
Why does no one want to come

god bless gareth southgate and the english FA

twice a year, everything the british press says is true
today is one of those days

>Wenger deliberately fucking everyone's shit up
Is he, dare I say it, /our guy/?

>yfw Arsene is trying to get in the French locker room at this moment to sign Lemar

Join Barca to win the balloon d'Or

I shouldn't have quit football

More playing time at fc Porto for 83 mil
Wew

I'm joining River Plate for 89 Million pounds so I can win the Ballon Dor

real will swoop in

there is a massve pressure to win every match now, and given the depth of their squad its hard to justify playing a youth over someone on 100k a week
theres always cup matches

He will assassinate Wenger

rate this year's deadline day

Foden and Diaz will get games this season m8

why are there no costa or zappacosta news?

hey we have the same kennedy assassination birthday

>Dragovic (loan)
Who? When?

Fell out with manager, going to Seville for 9million

2. Out of 20, to be clear.

Atlético Madrid for 99 million to escape my tax evasion charges.

Sounds about right desu.

Diaz is the third choice right winger after Sanchez fell through lol

why the fuck are you at stamford bridge and not cobham, you douche?

*wins the transfer window*

i'd go with 7/20, like arsenal's position at the end of the season

Nice

sky sports got banned from training grounds after the purple dildo incident

What were they right about?
According to German papers/sites he legally cancelled his contract and consquently wasn't even supposed to show up at City training any more and the English press spun a fairy tail about strikes and being on the skive out of it.

Fallen out with my manager, moving to RiBer for 83m

griezmann was a coup ill give you that

This
I love Danny memewater but if they want to go then fuck off, gib monies

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I don't think river plate can afford to pay me more money after they buy me for 98 million pounds...

also the day aldous huxley and cs lewis died lads. gr8 bday

>I am De manager now

>More Moneys
>Sporing Club JUST
>56m

dont worry, kinder
they will be wrong tomorrow

Underage kids should be banned from taking sexualised photos, it only encourages Sup Forums

What if PSG get relegated?

You can't legally cancel a youth scholarship, it's not how they work.

The reality is that dortmund tapped him up before this summer and they've had to invent something to avoid charges. Hence this on their side and homesickness on his

utd guy is at AON training complex

the chelsea guy kept saying 'I'm being told Drinkwater is hanging around outside cobham'
there's nothing he can tell us from SB

I'd be howling the rest of 2018

So Chelsea are buying Drinkwater for 35m
And Leicester are buying Adrien Silva for 15m

The fuck is Conte doing?

Packing his bags, one would assume.

>Escape Tax Evasion Charge
>Sevilla
>£57M