He was the best character in all the Potter films

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In the dullest franchise

Fuck you it was literally Malfoy.

>loo-PIN

Please, someone post the pasta.

>best character in the dullest franchise

yes the franchise was dull but characters like Lupin elevated the whole thing

Someone post it

Stop consuming

That's because even a shitty character like him can be the best character in one of the dullest franchises in history. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

kek gets me every time

Thank you

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Who makes a new one?

Needed my daily dose thanks

REEEEEEEEE

wrong

>tfw she will never bombarda your ass

i don't know what 90% of this is, but it feels really embarrassing to read haha

That's fucking out of line.

When did this board go to shit, lads?

Oh god her little body is so cute. I wish I could fondle her developing breasts.

I had a shitty father too, user

what?

That's why he had to die, only the shit characters survived because of underdog syndrome.

He looked at pictures of pedophiles and thought: 'Yes. That's the look I want. Gimme that pedo-stache.'

Him and Sirius were yes.
Shame Rowling is a hack.

>That's because even a shitty character like him can be the best character in one of the dullest franchises in history.
I love how the opening is always different, this is what makes this meme so great.

>Michael Jordan in god-tier, this time