You jerk off?

you jerk off?

as little as possible

only to tranny porn

I made it my new years resolution for my first nut of the year to be on or inside a woman. I havent had sex in 3 years. Wish me luck bros.

>woman
Good god why?

Been busy, so haven't in 17 days.

here's to hoping the only thing you splatter is your brains all over the wall
faggot

I mostly just edge with coconut oil these days. Keeps the shaft very supple, and ready for insertion into one of my ladies.

Shouldn't you be trying to convert robots?

as opposed to what