You jerk off?

you jerk off?

as little as possible

only to tranny porn

I made it my new years resolution for my first nut of the year to be on or inside a woman. I havent had sex in 3 years. Wish me luck bros.

>woman
Good god why?

Been busy, so haven't in 17 days.

here's to hoping the only thing you splatter is your brains all over the wall
faggot

I mostly just edge with coconut oil these days. Keeps the shaft very supple, and ready for insertion into one of my ladies.

Shouldn't you be trying to convert robots?

as opposed to what

> I havent had sex in 3 years
Fucking normie, get the fuck out of here.

You don't have to form an emotional attachment to the cunt. Still better than being a filthy faggot any day.

No sir, in fact I'm on No Fap 2017, just like this user said. I'm saving all this sperm for a partner.

> and ready for insertion into one of my ladies
Which one, right or left?

Literally anything anything or anyone else
>falling for the vaginal parasite meme
>even once

Nofap is bullshit user. Just quit porn.

>Not double fisting it

you're on Sup Forums

>I will never know this feel

fuck having a small cock

>fisting
>cock
???

I'm actually naturally quitting after all these years. I haven't had the desire to at all lately, even despite all the provocative material on this site.

whaddya mean it's bullshit?

Jacking off with both hands.
Double fisting like holding two drinks.

You wont get any benefit from it, quite the opposite in fact.

This. Porn is infinitely worse than masturbation. Still though, I'd recommend jacking off as sparingly as possible.

>Double fisting
>Like when drinking two beers at once
>Or holding two cocks
>You know, fisting

Only to giantess porn

>Still though, I'd recommend jacking off as sparingly as possible.

That only makes you less focused you stupid fuck

>You wont get any benefit from it, quite the opposite in fact.
elaborate please.

>tfw now 5 months since I last had sex.

Kill me.

Well, if you get hard very often, but you don't empty yourself, you are on your way to the impotence. Not to mention your productivity will be shit, cause you will always thinking of it. So unless you are some sort of monk, you dont want to quit masturbating, it has no benefits, except maybe placebo effect.

I personally think when I look back that I had more energy when I wasn't jacking off on a daily basis.

No fap is a meme. Just a bunch of guys who got post nut guilt then tricked themselves into thinking there's benefits from not fapping

Only 26 years here.

>tfw got blueballs this nye
havent been able to jack it since