Why are Ameridumbs so fat, Sup Forums?

Why are Ameridumbs so fat, Sup Forums?

Don't talk shit about Rex Ryan, he has it bad enough as it is. Give him a break.

Who cares?

They dont work and they dont care.

their government makes sure they eat HFCS with every bite of food

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wow those are some really nice clothes, good for them.

I'm a deployed 0231 I have to deal with your booga booga shit langauge everyday don't respond to it with me on my downtime

>muh mac and cheese

Jesus fucking Christ? What the fuck is wrong with Americans? I'm seriously getting worried about them.

>Top
>Real american men
>Bottom
>Sissy yuropoors

Europeans have a football league? Is it even worse than Canadian football?

you guys are there for what is it, 15 years? Can't even beat goatfuckers pashtuns with outdated weapons? You are sacraficing your life for jewish plots to sustain instability in those countries. I am not afghan btw, I am tajik. But I can speak the language

because of

1) corruption (sucked dick for the job)
2) it pays a lot of money for you to do just tell your team to just train and use the same tactics that everyone else has been using for the past few decades
3) they don't need to do jack shit

its all the same sandnigger shit

oh.
i hope you die soon faggot. i will personally shit on your grave

For the most part it has to do with poverty. Sugar is cheap and gives the poor enough energy to continue on with their servitude, but without actually providing any real nutrition. As for football coaches, it's probably because the irony fuels hatred in the players and football is a game that really requires a good mindful of hatred.

>European "football"

We call them lawn fairies 'round these parts, totally befitting. Any sport that grubby 3rd worlders can excel at isn't really much of a sport.

Nobody ples don't post our coach Slutsker.

>asking why Americans are fat

That's like asking why water is wet or the sky is blue

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I agree m8, the guy clearly has enough on his plate.

whats your mos queer

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Do you have the pocket gif?

Turkroach posting, ignore.

wow what an exciting sport

Naturally.

soccer is gay as fuck football is the most based sport.

Simeone and Pellegrini are technically American