Why does Sup Forums fear him?

Why does Sup Forums fear him?

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The "Super-Villain Shuffle". A guy as white as Doug shouldn't be able to pull off rapping, but it ends up awesome.

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I don't think laughing at him qualifies as fear. He produces the worst shit on the internet.

>Why does Sup Forums fear him?
MELVIN MELVIN BROTHER OF THE JOKER

SWIMMIN IN THE OCEAN, CUS THEY ARE SO AWESOME

>He produces the worst shit on the internet
He makes higher quality products than the vast majority of video makers. Also, he has done this every single week for a decade, which is incredible and he's incredible for doing it.

Doug is a great actor. When he breaks down in crossovers, is it genuine or is he pulling a Wounded Gazelle Gambit because he's a good actor and knows what the reaction will be? Or a bit of both?

>Doug is a great actor
This. Have you guys seen his impressions video? He's clearly very talented.
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>higher quality
Yeah, the set he used in Pop Quiz Hotshot was definitely high quality and worth the 90k his fans gave him.

>1 second in
>he misspells Walken

Holy shit, I didn't notice that.

$200,000

He got paid with your tax dollars to do this for a commercial for a PBS special.

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What?

>2008
This was right after he made his website. Why did PBS hire him? Did he really get that much? Why?

>He makes higher quality products than the vast majority of video makers
Not even you believe this. All of his videos are borderline unwatchable.

Is it worth it to join CA?

Why do people still work for CA?

They have a captive audience of assburgers who will watch literally anything.

He spent $20,000 on a failed game show that no one watched.

$200,000

I don't know how much he got paid, but here's a video he made about the experience.

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holy shit, literally a direct quote.

I loved his material when I was a young teen.

Poopy puffing abortionating turning tranny Spoony raping Melvin joking and JewWario

WE DIDN'T START THE SHUFFLING

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How has he not gotten his own [adult swim] travel show yet

>early days of nostalgia critic
>linkara is brought in to help with power rangers review (beacuse of his expertise in the show)
>linkara takes script and starts editing it and making corrections
>doug gets mad
>linkara farts a huge smelly pile of kaka all over the floor with shit logs out of his kaka-butt
>linkara rolls around in his own shit which he fabricated from his stinky asshole and butt
>linkara takes a log of smelly kaka and puts it in his breast pocket
>linkara pieces the pocket poop into two piece and puts one in his mouth, lights it with a lighter and then puffs it like a cigar
>doug says "linkara? are you a poopy puffer? you're hired!"

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From left to right:
Lewis
Love Hog

And then you started taking your lithium.

>shopping for groceries
>see a familiar figure out of the corner of my eye
>turn to see Douge trying to weigh two bags of potato chips in his hands
>"Hey aren't you Douge Nuggit?"
>he didn't react much, just a half turn of the head
>when he realized I was indeed talking to him he faces me
>"It's Doug Walker smart guy"
>"Yeah man I love your gameshow, when's a network going to pick it up"
>he laughs
>"Yeah any day now, I've got network executives all fighting over it"
>I grab one of the bags of chips from his hands
>"Chicken flavor? I knew you were a nuggit"
>we both laugh
>"no but seriously, what's with the nugget thing?" he asks
>"you know, Douge Nuggit"
>he doesn't seem to get it
>as I thank him and walk away I notice he decided to buy both bags of potato chips
cool guy.

>Douge Nuggit, Texas Ranger

Wow, I had no idea European hotels were so shitty

Apparently Austria is a 3rd world country. Who knew?

Is this true? A poopy puffer in the show bussines? This are days to be alive

>Douge Nuggit
I don't get it.

I'm a respectable critic. I've got more people loving my videos then you will ever get in your whole life.

Now apologize.

>autistic obsession is love

Of course she's at the snack cooler.

>why settle for imitations
is the whole point of the ad literally saying his imitations are shit?

I still watch his new videos
Cinema Snob and Phelous are better though

That's where you're wrong friendo.

Because people love to watch my artistic critic videos doesn't make them autistic.

It's not surprising that a people on this board can't handle the fat truth that preach about terrible movies.

Not surprising that this board has poor taste in movies and jokes, after all you swines still think that the "Bane" joke is "funny".

All of my opinions are always valid.

>obnoxious unwashed nasally phallous
>good

Yeah, nah gtfo

CS is good, though.

He's good on his Resident Evil reviews and Silent Hill was ok but yeah Lupa fucked him and doug I guess. Snob eh sometimes he's no MarzGurl though also pick related

to be fair, the real Nostalgia Critic has a point.
The shit that's posted here isn't any better than what he's doing. Stuff like "it's frozen today" hasn't much more value than most thread openers and running gags Sup Forums does.

How does it feel that Nostalgia Critic and Channel Awesome will always have a bigger fanbase and larger number of subscribers than Red Letter Media?

I don't know man if Doug goes the way of JewWario I doubt he'll keep those subscribers m8. Just imagine if his wife leaves him that would probably be enough.

>implying Douge cares about his landwhale wife
He married her for her money.

The AC comment and the retardedness about the bedding always trigger me desu. Theres no point in AC in pretty much all of Europe since it never really gets dangerously hot

>Doge committing suicide
>even though he's making tons of cash off of his Internet fame and has more subs than Mike Stoklasa and company

y tho?

It doesn't matter, his videos are still distilled diarrea. Pewdipi has even more views and subscribers.

>Sup Forums keeps crying about nostalgia critic
>meanwhile, he keeps getting recognition by the media, the directors, the creators, the actors, and the voice actors more so than Red Letter Media

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it feels very JUST

I mean he is married so lets say she wants a divorce or shes knocked up with someones kid or him and his brother have a falling out or something incriminating. I mean its the worst case scenario user I'm just imagining the worst that could happen.

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>what if something terrible happens!?!!11

You can say this to any person successful and non-successful. You're literally not adding anything to the conversation.

>W-What if

What if not?

>he keeps this media package prepared for these threads
Why do you keep trying to peddle your shit in here, Doug? You can't force people to like you, you know?

The salt is real on Sup Forums, judging by the replies to this.

inb4 "muh supervillain shuffle" or "muh melvin".

Not an argument. Keep crying that RLM is going the way of the Irate Gamer.

Like this? And beside these are all reason tv fears him so whatever.

>recognition
>a bunch of D-list retired actors from children's cartoons

>still films all narration infront of a blank wall
>films skits infront of green screen or sometimes infront of a couch infront of a blank wall

Seriously why did they buy that studio?

He must be the most pathetic of them all even worse than Spoony.

God how I curse Patreon for eliminating his finanical troubles

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I used to like his videos years ago when it was just him and he actually had some shit nostalgic things to review.

This is probably the most pathetic video to come out of Channel Awesome.
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It's funny that douge is actually a very decent critic, he knows how to make valid points, and he's good at analyzing why shit works or doesn't in movies.

and yet he insists on doing dumb skits and making bad jokes instead of focusing on the criticism.

early douge was better because he didn't bother much with that accessory crap that wasn't him critizing nostalgic stuff.

He's not really wrong here. It's just that he has such a dickish tone in his voice.

Unlike Mike, who had George Lucas knocking at his door.

Oh wait.

I know. And hadn't it been for Patreon and autism Lewis would have had to get a real job years ago.
His views are abysmal he couldn't live off of that.

Everything about him is pathetic from the love life to his job.

I hate RLM too so stop acting like you have to like Channel Autism or Reddit Letter Medi-cucks.

>early douge was better
Because of the big lipped alligator moment or whatever else forced memes/movie clips he uses?

>It's funny that douge is actually a very decent critic, he knows how to make valid points, and he's good at analyzing why shit works or doesn't in movie

So you hate both companies/people that are more successful than you?

Thanks for sharing.

Not him but Big Lipped Alligator was Nostalgia Chick and Douge took that meme from her.

Essential:

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watch the one he did on eyes wide shut

also the one on the ending of the graduate

i still can't believe how awful Linkaras movie was.

Daily reminder that, even accounting for inflation, Linkara's movie cost more to make than Eraserhead.

No but I watched enough of his old shit to know he has no insight in film and all he does it nitpick.
Which is fine because he isn't really a critic but a comedian.


Nobody watched his "reviews" for to know if a movie is actually good or not they watch for the jokes which are terrible too.

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Honorable mention

I can't believe somebody paid for or even watched that.

>make a video talking about his old self
>show that peoplle care and want him back
>hur dur muh new skit show is better fuk the fans
How can people defend him is beyond me

Daily reminder this guy had exactly 2 significant others in his life and the first one was literally a man and the second one a sheboon.

Both approched him at a convention and because he is so lonely he just says yes no matter who shows interest.

His insights into film are fucking terrible. His reviews are him reading the synopsis in a stupid voice. Listen to him explain the craft of cinematography. He just drones on and says the most bland stuff ever. He doesn't actually explain why they are good.
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The autists want the skits.

You don't get it but he is what they want to be. Make a living of terrible terrible skits in cheap costumes.

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What a cunt.

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He really has no right to demand that people use ad block or watch his videos. He could suggest it to them if they like his content but he has no right to demand it.

He is completely wrong in every single aspect.
>If you don't watch my shit and get me paid you have no respect for my work
>now what I suggest is: click on the opening and closing ad, tap out and come back to watch my videos afterwards because fuck the work of the people that actually pay me!

>I watch an episode every few days so I can let it settle.
What a cunt.

does he have actual aspergers. he sounds like one 100%

of all the people from "Channel Awesome", he very likely does.
See as well.

I just started watching Kickassia and i always forget that Angry Joe is part of this

I've been watching Nostalgia Critic weekly since his 2nd review (Space Jam) in 2008

AMA

DUDE kickass awesome epic fail lmao
why hasn't this kind of stuff died out yet?