It's a "Sherlock we are not friends anymore" episode

>It's a "Sherlock we are not friends anymore" episode

i coudlnt even get halfway through

moffat is a fucking faggot

Absolutely garbage-tier. The reason for the split this time defies any sort of logic.

But Mary put herself in front the bullet to save sherlock, why is watson mad??? Am I missing something?? That ending was dumb as ff

It makes absolutely no sense. You're not missing anything.

It kind of ruins the next 2 episodes too, because you know they'll have to focus on becoming best friends again and not solving cool mysteries.

He mad because Sherlock was provoking her and they were telling him to stop.

Was he even there for that? I thought he walked in after she was already shot

Did you guys actually know that the main character in all sherlock holmes books are watson

Watson is a fucking whiny baby, and also has one. Sherlock should just find a new partner who can actually appreciate his intelligence.

Yeah, I think you're right. It was kind of weird that he's still mad afterwards too, I'd just put it down to people being super unreasonable when they're grieving. I actually liked the noise he made too, people in real life don't scream nooooooooo when something tragic happens, it's usally too overwhelming.

>hmm, a dead body in a car when he had called his da from nep-
>he was In a fucking disguise now what about these plaster heads

Mary is so ugly.

Why do all the characters in the show ignore this?

Isn't he more the perspective than the main character? Surely, the books are about Holmes, but seen from the viewpoint of the more relatable Watson.

>episode full of sharks
>show literally jumps the shark
pottery

No. He's mad because Sherlock convinced Mary to stop running and that London would be the place he could protect her. So he got all assmad that she died two seconds after they came back and he wanted someone to blame.

>Mary is a """""super agent"""""
>Holds a gun like this

British television is so bad with firearms in fucking everything lmfao.

>Sherlock convinced Mary to stop running

I thought they both did that, and who was he protecting her from? The arab guy was already dead. The episode was a bit all over the place so I might have missed something.

She looks like a 90 year old woman in that picture.

Amanda Abbington's acting is so fucking shit

Remember when Sherlock Holmes used to be about intellectual adventures and not forced drama between characters?

Her dvd hints that she had more enemies and that her death was likely inevitable.

Why is the new episode so bad? Where is my silly and goofy detective antics?

Sherlock should ditch Watson and team up with the dog

The main character in a book will always be the person you are viewing the story from.

Sherlock and John are going to realize they love each other and start a homoseuxal relationship. Calling it!

I hope Mary and her storyline are dead for good, the whole secret spy and government stuff make it feel like every other garbage show.

>both fingers on the trigger
>fucking bond holding the gun in your face the barrel pointing up

Bro why does this bitch look like E.T?

bravo moffat

B-but this was the best scene in the episode

They put a lot of effort into this episode /s.

If episode 2 started with "all of ep 1 was just a dream lol" i'd actually Find it less trashy than ep1

The dog was the only redeemable scene.

#221BRINGIT

I know it was shit as I completely forgot about the entire middle section of the show already.

With all of the resources available now you think that this cunt could have made a nicer looking website.

The fun part is that it's a website still opened with image viewer

>/s

Fuck of leddit

My sister watched this trash and told me Mary dies at the end, sounds fucking hilariously bad.

The whole of last season was pretty garbage, and that Christmas special a year or two back was so awful I gave up on the show entirely. Why the fuck is anyone still watching this? Are you all just masochists?

moff didn't write this one, it was gattiss

further proof elementary is superior

top kek

what the fuck
how the fuck did nobody during production notice that and suggest it shouldn't look like that

This episode made john an irredeemable asshole

why the fuck was he cheating on his wife? Was it literally just to give him a regret since he held off talking about it until after she got back from the aquarium?

>JOHN BLOG PAGE.JPG

At least they killed that fat old grandmother waddling around trying to be an elite comando.

Everything 'mary' related has been trash. Can we just go back to the fucking formula, these arcs all suck shit.

The scene where mary was in disguise on the plane, holy fuck that was something. I was baked out of my mind the whole scenerio was a fever dream

This. I stopped at the flashback. Also what the fuck with the logic. A fucking fake seat?

this is apalling

They had a timeskip right? Sherlock shooting the guy happened in 2013 but a few scenes later sherlock was using an iphone 7

No, they didn't

There were several timeskips during the episode. The scene with the doctored footage was pretty much straight after. Then it was implied he solved cases for ages until the thatcher case. Then there was a time skip when Mary ran off and they tracked her. Then another while John had an affair. By the end of the episode it was 2016 anyway.

Even in the earlier seasons I thought Sherlock was a dick.

I know he's kind of an ass in the books, but at least he'll give credit where credit it's due.

>book Sherlock
"Watson, as a medical professional what is your opinion on the matter?"

>cumberbatch Sherlock
"What do you think Watson?"
>well Sherlock I
"You're totally wrong Watson. Here's what really happened. Don't even know why I asked you."

This is why I like Elementary so much.

Sherlock is a cunt but he still realizes that Watson is both a good friend and a potential protege/partner, so he starts training her in deductive reasoning while still going to her for medical information.

where did this scene take place?

So why did sherlock have an iphone 7 in 2013?

underneath a church

That's called a narrator you dumb fuck.

narrator being a character is a pretty rare case

it's funny because I thought about making the exact same thread before

This episode sucked for many reasons, but what annoyed me most is how much is felt like a sitcom. First half of the episode felt like an episode of Friends tbqh

Fucking this
Not only that but it felt like it tried to deliberately obscure facts, place unneeded red herrings and have flow breaking interruptions to what should have been a core investigation.
A fucking "6 years ago" flashback?
Oh and that death scene was so melodromatic as to be laughable.
I want season 1 back

Mary was a super assassin with numerous other super assassins trying to kill her but somehow John thinks it's sherlocks fault she's dead

Do americans watch british show ? In France our TV is full of these. Fucking traitors.
Still better than german "police" show.

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That's "Attack of the planet of the Apes" screenshot, right?

>Tfw too intelligent for watson

so season 1?

Tu préfères les daubes françaises?

My main disappointment was how they finally used the 'pentagon hacker' trope. Laziest deus ex ever.

>german "police" show.
The one that investigate "highway murders" was the worst.

Now Sherlock's fan base is about 80% women.
That's what estrogen does to anything, including facebook. Just look at myspace for fuck's sake.

>Mary looks around 65
I mean I know Watson isn't a young guy or anything but what the fuck he can do way better

>Mary dies in like 2 minutes from a gutshot
u fukken wot m8

>Watson, Sherlock, and all the other people with medical knowledge decide the best first aid for Mary's gunshot wound is to stand there and look sad

>Mary decides, as a new mother, it makes perfect sense to intercept the bullet that would have hit the childless sociopath
>Even though there's no reason the chick wouldn't just shoot Sherlock straight after she takes the first hit - no seriously why did she only shoot one time?

>Mary is also able to move faster than a speeding bullet

so much fucking dumb shit

>not liking Rex the police dog

The old lady had her gun ready the whole time and when she actually shot someone, the guards were all like, 'okay lady, that's it. Lets go'. What the fuck.

>Watson is a field medic
>he does nothing to save his wife
>he cant keep her alive long enough for an ambulence despite there being a hospital across the street

There's literally nothing you can do without equipment besides apply pressure.

It's especially egregious since gutshots are very slow at killing, and it's not like she was hit by a fucking shotgun or even a particularly high calibre

why didnt mary just put her hand in front of the bullet or something?

if shes such a super spy couldnt she have predicted where the bullet would hit sherlock based on how the old lady was aiming the gun or some shit

It's not my only problem with the episode, but goddamn I thought they were better than this. How many "hackers" in TV/Film have hacked into the US Government?

>Mary is a new mother
>her first instinct is to save Sherlock, a man whom she knows can SURVIVE a bullet wound in the chest area
>Despite being a "super spy" she moved well after the bullet was on its trajectory
This whole contrivance added with the horrendous death scene gave me an aneurysm

JOHN BLOG PAGE.jpg

And yet he doesn't even do that

>>Watson, Sherlock, and all the other people with medical knowledge decide the best first aid for Mary's gunshot wound is to stand there and look sad
In fairness, John does apply pressure to the wound. Whether that would help or not I have no idea.

>>Even though there's no reason the chick wouldn't just shoot Sherlock straight after she takes the first hit - no seriously why did she only shoot one time?
Doesn't this go for any time someone jumps in front of a shooter?

>big bad is literally a catlady

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Looks like Lester got his shit together after Fargo

3 people who frequently encounter dangerous situations and no one has an IFAK?

Moffat is the showrunner. You have some elements of Gattis at the start but then he has no choice but to put in Moffat's plotpoints no matter how bullshit they are.

Moffat ruined Doctor Who. Sherlock is also ruined by Moffat.

I'm not defending the scene or the situation, it was all pretty bad.

Sherlock should have seen the crumbs on her shirt and deduced she was gonna shoot Mary who would sacrifice her life for Sherlock.

she has nice eyes and they know that, but she's wonky looking for sure. The kind of face only a Brit could love.

Hey come on man, she's attractive for a 70 year old woman

you should read more books, bro

No.

Sherlock
Moby Dick
Lolita
Mason & Dixon
Etc, etc ...

I rekcon Gaittis is a bit of wanker too, putting himself in as Moriarty has always been jarring.

>old lady pulls a gun
>everyone just stands there in shock or even indifference for 200 minutes while she talks about some bullshit
>nobody even tries to go for cover
>nobody even points a gun at her
>policemen with BODY ARMOR stand BEHIND Sherlock
>none of them close in on her
>old lady raises her gun to point at Sherlock
>nobody shoots her
>she makes a witty comment
>she pulls the trigger and Mary's superhuman reflexes allow her to move her body in front of Sherlock
>everyone just sort of stands there going "alright"
>then they jog over to the old lady and escort her out

CSI Britain

What? Not at all.

>he did not like "Alarm für Kobra 11"
why so pleb, bra?

To be fair, they are British law enforcement

If you mean mycroft, I think he does a good job as him.