Well Sam, me and my senile semi-retarded uncle are granted ethernal life with many new adventures...

>well Sam, me and my senile semi-retarded uncle are granted ethernal life with many new adventures. sorry for not telling you earlier lol, but have this book it has few blank pages so you can scrible them while living your boring mediocre life with wife and children

>ethernal life

What if someone attacked that ship and they drowned?

>ethernal life

I don't think the undying part of the undying lands actually applied to the Ring bearers.

There's an appeal in settling down. Maybe Sam had enough adventuring.

sam goes to the undying lands too eventually
and the hobbits don't live forever there

poor sam

>ethernal life
wat

sam goes to the undying lands when his wife dies

How?

via boat.

Eagles

Hobbits don't want new adventures.

she slipped

>granted ethernal life
Red the fucking books you fucking uneducated fucktard.

>Red the fucking books you fucking uneducated fucktard.
NO

>american education

So what awaited them when they got there? is it a metaphor for heaven? was JTT Tolkien a god botherer?

>Turin and Beleg

>all these anons focusing on ethernal
>not one mention of scrible

It's scribble but that would indicate he slapdashed a story together instead of taking his time and being thorough anyway.

Fun thread anyway keep posting anons I'm definitely enjoying it throw in a webm or the dialogue from Clerks 2 and we have potential.

>So what awaited them when they got there?
Your mother
>is it a metaphor for heaven?
No
>was JTT Tolkien a god botherer?
Yes

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desu quiet life in Hobbiton with the family sounds pretty comfy

I always get sleepy during the first 30 minutes of Fellowship.

sounds comfy to me :^)

Takes time to adjust to the one ring.

There's a reason Tolkein had such a hardon for Merry old England.

>while living your boring mediocre life with wife and children
That's what most, if not all Hobbits, want you retard.

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there is so much wrong in this post.

Are you jealous all the Hobbits want him? Is that why you're calling him a retard?

Was Beleg a better warrior than Legolas?

Jesus fucking kek

>ethernal life
>tfw no itt realizes they went on to form the metal band "Ethernal"

It is like not one person on Sup Forums even reads books.

>Red
>calling someone else "fucking uneducated fucktard."
>Red

They weren't given eternal life, they were going off to die. Gandalf is literally an angel and is carrying them off to heaven.

No being in fiction was a better warrior than Movie Legolas.

Book Legolas wasn't very impressive.

Tolkien quite literally contributed to the english Jerusalem bible.

It has plot armor and plot hostile encounter evasion

>carrying them off to heaven.
Fuck OFF.