/mlb/ - CUCKING THE ASTROS WITH NO SURVIVORS edition

HOU: Trade for Verlander blocked as he refuses to waive no trade clause
LAA: Angels acquire Upton from Tigers, Phillips from Braves in separate deals
MLB: Montreal offered to host Rangers-Astros at Olympic Stadium, was rejected by MLB
FOX: Pete Rose not to return as an analyst
MLB: Growing confidence Otani will come stateside in 2018
CIN: Zack Cozart was placed on waivers then pulled back
TEX: Rangers get P Miguel Gonzalez from CWS

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>detoilet

hmmm...

Daily reminder that winning the WS is equivalent to winning the WS for Dodger fans

Great post

RIP LEONYS

have fun in Chicago

Injuns desu

This is your NL MVP for the season. Say something nice about him.

>the Arizona Colorado Rockies

Oooh nice try

A reminder that every other team in the National League West division (the San Francisco Giants, the Colorado Rockies, the Arizona Diamondbacks, and the San Diego Padres) have been to the World Series more recently than the Los Angeles Dodgers.

>would rather live in detroit and be on a shit team than live in houston

is there a more embarrassing state than texas?

>Rose not to return as an analyst
Thank Christ he sounded like a bumbling raving lunatic

>b-b-but Ryu is good again!

All of his good starts since the ASB were against shit teams like the Giants, Pirates, and Mest. Same goes for Maeda.

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his numbers are kinda cute

Healthy young Kershaw goes to playoffs, gets pumped with massive shot of home runs, doesn't feel good and changes - ELIMINATED. Multiple such entries!

Verlander traded to Astros.

This never gets old

WAIT WHAAAAAAAAAT

Nice job Astros

>the state of OP
lel

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Astros got Verlander

For me, it's the Doubleheader-offday-doubleheader-ians

Will Yandy intimidate Tito with his biceps into playing him both games again tomorrow?
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It's real.
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>perez, cameron and rodgers go to detroit for JV

>Franklin Perez, Daz Cameron, and Jake Rodgers to #Tigers

>mfw farm system

>Jake Rodgers
they sent a football tackle to a baseball team

What farm system?

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It's OK Cubs fags, we are getting [spoiler]Leonys Martin[/spoiler]

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Wait Verlander is gone now

I forgot how self aware the team is by having a man named Bummer in the bullpen

cheese

>Tiggers fire sale has unironically been a totally fucking shitbomb
Is there any team more screwed in the long term than the Tigers?

what the every loving fuck is going on

JV is getting a ring

boooooooooo

drown him

doyer fans shaking with fear right now

What's his name again?

kek

seriously, has there ever been this volume / degree of post-waiver-deadline movement before?

this shit is b-a-n-a-n-a-s

outside miggy

they just chopped their second largest tumor

wew

>Keuchel
>Verlander
>Peacock
>McHugh
>Morton
>McCullers to bullpen, Fiers can fuck off

Still a very meh rotation.

They shouldn't allow that Verlander trade just because I was getting comfy getting into bed thinking everything was done. It's rude tbqh.

christ, you spergs are fast

more like shaking in anger

I wanted JV now he has to witness his third and final WS loss

yeah, it'll be a shame to see the cubs win back-to-back. but, that's life

>unload Upton and Verlander
>still owe $74M to Zimmerman & $184M to Miggy

You're next, Jordan

>using spoilers on spuh
welcome noob

actually I was thinking the dodgers beating the astros in a tightly contested series where all four games are won one run apart

>the detoilet tiggers are still fucked even after all that

We'll take Zimmerman and all of his salary off your hands, But you gotta make it worth our while

>$184M to Miggy

christ it's worse than I remember

ah, i see where you're mistaken. the dodgers are incapable of winning a pennant, let alone a world series

You now realize that the Verlander Tigers era is officially over.

And nothing of value was lost

should have won in 2013

that year I knew the tigers were fucked with ausmosis

actually $192M since his option(s) have a $8M buyouts

>in 52 games vs. the Indians, Justin Verlander's ERA is 4.71 (highest vs. any team w/3+ GS)

I knew it had to happen but I'm depressed. He's my favorite tiger.

This will not save the lastros. The meme is dead and buried. They won't beat the red sox or the Indians

>taking Verlander's contract when you might have to play against the Cleveland Indians in the postseason

Astros why would you do this

Verlander is the new Mike Fiers. He'll no hit the dodgers and literally nothing else

APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW

>They won't beat the red sox

This is delusion

My ace.

>came up through mest farm system

TOMMY

ditto, also the last tiger left from the 06 team, which is my favorite team of all time
>Carlos Guillen
>Curtis Granderson
>Brandon Inge
>Pudge
>Magglio
>Chris Shelton
>Nate Robertson
>Kenny Rodgers
>Bonderman
>Joel Zumaya

that was a fun team

MARINERS!

Granderson was probably my second favorite behind Justin.

What did he mean by this?

Hasn't he been shit in the second half?

Injured and our dumbass coaching doesn't shut him down until next season for some reason. Same with Cabrera who has had a back injury for months now. Just shut it the fuck down

What kind of injury?

Kind of

>Yankees pitching literally handing them base runners tonight
>still only scored two runs
Pathetic. I remember last season when Red Sox fans were going on and on about how Mookie ".260" Betts was better than Trout and was the best player in baseball. I remember when they said Porcello wasn't a fluke and didn't fluke his way into the Cy Young. I remember when they said Sale's second half struggles only happened because he was on a bad team before. I can't wait for the Astros to absolutely cuck them in the playoffs lmao. Verlander will pitch in game 7 against Porcello and show who the true Cy Young is.

Some nerve issue in his elbow making his fingers numb or something like that. Seems retarded to pitch him still when we suck dick.

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injured and like said ausmus is a retard

>FOX: Pete Rose not to return as an analyst
This is bullshit.

Glad we got to see him piss off A-rod for the playoffs last season.

He's got more than a few of these

kek a roid BTFO

>game 3 of the CS
>sweep
Uh

>that cheeky houston hat

>The #Astros have acquired RHP Justin Verlander and a PTBNL or cash from the Tigers.
>and a PTBNL
Who could it be?

>not getting swept in 3

finnaly we got verlander

bout time these faggots listen tome

Hopefully this trade will knock us out of this slump. Rotation looks very strong now

Keuchel
Verlander
McCullers
McHugh
Morton/Fiers
Peacock to the pen

>Perez
Great prospect to have. Astros are ok with losing him because they keep Forrest Whitley, who has potential to be #1 pitching prospect next year.

It's money you moron

It clearly says PTBNL or cash, dumbass. They wouldn't have the PTBNL option included if they already decided on the cash.

>beat in game three. Was a sweep
Do you even English?

This was before Trump got the russians to rig everything.

Redpill me on Upton and Philips guys. Are they the answer to the Angels? Please give me at least some hope for this team that I rooted for since 2002.

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