NRL Friday and probably Saturday and Sunday thread

NRL Friday and probably Saturday and Sunday thread

Parra and Souths are playing tonight at 7:50pm ANZ Stadium

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NRL IS DEAD BECAUSE OF ((())) SELLING OUT TO GAMBLING ((()))

LONG LIVE ARL

Thoughts on Cam Smith and JT's charity game lads?

I find it funny how guys like Smith and Thurston always complain about trail games but are perfectly fine with it when it's all about them

TRUE DAT BRO (facebook links your name to this facebook reply)

bUT did you think that maybe they dont care about trials cause they dont get paid and they care about these games cause they get paid? rememeber they arent volunteers this is their job

Back from my executive meeting with Todd Greenberg and the Sports Minister, the Hon. Greg Hunt MP. Federal Member for Flinders

NRL dinner on delivery watch

Whoever is playing with Smith and Thurston in the trial match isn't getting any money out of this game either but i doubt either care about that.

You have a guest over m8? Or are you just a fat fuck?

whats for dinner lads?

160kg

Then dont play

Sitting out a game celebrating Smith and Thurston is a surefire way to get sacked from your team

Macklemore doing the grand final show m8s

Then play

might end it tonite lads

I hope you all captained Luke Kelly lads

I knew there was a reason I held on to him since round 1

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James Tamou Doctor of Immortals

put this grub into the ground on the weekend lol

9 Damien Cook
2 Campbell Graham
1 Bryson Goodwin
4 Tyrell Fuimaono
5 Robert Jennings
6 Cody Walker
21 Luke Kelly
8 Thomas Burgess
14 Robbie Farah
15 George Burgess
11 John Sutton (c)
16 Kyle Turner
13 Cameron Murray

Interchange
17 Dean Britt
18 Jason Clark
19 David Tyrrell
20 Siosifa Talakai

r8 this team lads

Just fuck my shit up senpai

player.triplem.com.au/sydney#/

What's for dinner user-kun?

Just had some pizza lad

fk yeh! the BOYS LOL

This is the most unaustralian thing I have ever seen, I'm literally seething

Just remembered NRL is a sport ladies

You better cook that fish boy

(((NRL)))

youtube.com/watch?v=hlVBg7_08n0

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More like a poort. I'm only watching tonight to watch the refs fuck up.

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only watching to see how many tries semi is going to score

it's a multicultural society :^)

only watching because there's no AFL tonight

snorey boreman

>main refs fuck up every game
>based female touchie allegedly makes one mistake
>gets an insane punishment and won't be allowed to ref a game proper for at least a year
There is a serious problem with the NRL lads.

Can't wait for him to resist Drumpf desu

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[[[CAPITALISM NO]]]

actually fuck this I'm just gonna watch the afl legends match

You wouldn't like the NRL it's too hetero for you

PLEASE WATCH [[[NRL]]]

Let's face it, the NRL is stuck is the 1980s. They can't adapt to the modern times. That's why they're getting eaten alive by the competition.

>guys in short shorts hugging each other and groping each others' asses for 80 minutes
gee you're right, enjoy your super hetero experience

is it cum in your mouth or are you normally this salty

And the grass is always greener when you play on astroturf
Wonder why my generation poppin' pills and poppin' percs
And got some weed and got some purp
And got some bars and got some syurp
And got some Jordan's on my feet, I went and matched them with my shirt
And I just Instagrammed them both to show you that I got them first
Got a Louis duffel bag, I got my girl a purse
I'm tryna find God through a purchase, I'm not tryna go to church
Amen, Satan, told me not to serve
I only think about myself, I only think about my worth
I only think about my come-up, capitalism
Look at where we come from, we are what we run from
We are why we smoke some, so numb, so numb, so numb

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youtu.be/fJ-3SoUQjFc?t=53

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There's literally nothing wrong with getting in a pile of a dozen sweaty men or marrying your bro (or sis if you're one of the many valuable women that the sport of rugby league fully supports).

Found the eels fan lads

I'm only salty because your mum goes to the beach so often

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>nbn comes to my town
>the internet gets worse

I bet none of yous could stick your fist up my anus

>roosters and sharks get a bye round going into the finals
How is this even fair at all?

There is literally nothing wrong with the profits from NRL fans going to the NRL and then going to Macklemore a gay rights activist in the year of a marriage equality vote

its a survey, not a vote

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I kind of like us not allowing fag marriage. gives us some banter leverage on Sup Forums desu

Those arent mutually exclusive you dumbcunt

Does this game even matter lads? Will either of these peems make it into the top 8?

Just put my afterburners on but then I spilt my lollies lads

We should go the other way and make gay marriage mandatory instead.

>if you're a virgin 28 yr old broncos customer you have to get married to another man
I like it

I was gonna vote yes to make gays suffer divorce but im gonna vote no because the fucking obnoxious cunts have made me suffer through their advertising

Nothing matters lad, take the moral nihilism pill

I might have to marry your sister then haha~ :3 or your mum OwO

I am voting no because gay marriage is a blatant attack on my faith. t.muslim

>peels are 4
Jesus how did that happen

>we can tell offside from video but not forward passes

marshmallow draw 2bh

no meme the quality of footy this year is so far below the norm, its been horrible to watch footy

i dunno what exactly made that happen but its accurate and reflects the dying fanbase

unironically don't even know who won origin. I was overseas during game 3 and haven't been bothered to check

Fuck you, it's 2017, oh you're a muslim, sorry I didn't mean anything I said.

I won origin

MACKLEMORE

We will win this game lads.

Would love to see peels get btfo but that would mean the sharts get into the 4

I'm fucking serious, can someone tell me?

We won.

based /nrl/ won origin m8

They need to stop with these "oh I'm injured" dive ball penalties, the cunt heard the whistle and got up fine as a daisy.

Reminder that Peter Sterling said on TV that all islanders look the same to him and he can't tell the difference

just stayed down to milk a penalty because someone touched my face lads

Just pulled a gallen**

When I was in the 3rd grade I thought that I was gay 'cause I could draw,
My uncle was and I kept my room straight
I told my mom, tears rushing down my face, she's like,
"Ben you've loved girls since before pre-K"
Trippin', yeah, I guess she had a point, didn't she?
A bunch of stereotypes all in my head
I remember doing the math like "Yeah, I'm good a little league"
A pre-conceived idea of what it all meant
For those who like the same sex had the characteristics
The right-wing conservatives think its a decision
And you can be cured with some treatment and religion
Man-made, rewiring of a pre-disposition. Playing God
Ahh nah, here we go
America the brave
Still fears what we don't know And God loves all his children it's somehow forgotten
But we paraphrase a book written 3, 500 hundred years ago
I don't know

>BASED
>REDDIT
>NRL
>MACKLEMORE

I refuse to look up who won origin. as far as I'm concerned NSW both won and didn't win and that's a good outcome for me

yes and no

Let's just say Laurie isn't worried about figuring out how to beat QLD anymore.

oh, did he move on to coaching the national team after completely humiliating the maroons on home (or not home I don't know) soil?

boink

probably got by far the most (you)'s so far this thread. I can play you cunts like a fiddle

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and I can fiddle your mum's cunts like I play you

You will NOT steal the title of nrl puppetmaster

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I am the puppetmaster. Do you see that faggot lawpusspuss around. Yeah that was ME.

Rabs being very unbiased in support of the eels

cenny coast desu

What game should I play for 5 minutes before I get bored and quit after the footy lads. Single player btw.

had a weird impulse to move to bathurst today lads. is it a literal shithole or is it just a "shithole"?

Luke Kelly is on a fucking MISSION lads