ALUMINIUM TUBES

ALUMINIUM TUBES

I GOT 40 NATIONS READY TO ROLL SON

thats not black tony blair

Don't you like popsicles?

>like who?

>Diebold Voting Machines

HOORAY FOR ME BILLY

WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?

Japan's sending Playstations

>he doesn't drink the finest breast milks

CIA NAPKIN

Yeah it was a tragedy.

Cradle of fucking civilization.

RIGGITY ROW IS COMING

Who are the best five rappers of all time? Think about it. Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan and Dylan. Because I spit hot fire.

>MAD REAL

I never fucked Katie

YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL

>no Tyree, you had sex with me too

YOU AIN'T NEVER SEEN MY MOVIES?
DEEP BLUE SEA, THAT WAS A GOOD ONE
THEY ATE ME
A FUCKIN SHARK ATE ME

Oil??
Bitch you cookin'?

GOOD MOTHERFUCKING CHOICE MOTHERFUCKER

DON'T DROP THAT SHIT

Correction. I did have sex with Katie.

>PS PPPPPRRRRRRR

DON'T DROP THAT SHIT

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>You won't feel quite the same, Once you get a whiff of my Hershey stains, I wanna piss on you, too, I want to pee in yo food

This skit upset me as a young teenager. Not only the cucking, but the way his father gets stabbed.

Oil? Bitch you cooking? Oil?

*tips pitcher
MOVE LETS GET OUT OF HERE!

Stankonia... said they're willing to drop Bombs Over Baghdad.

CAN YOU HOLD IT DOWN? WE'RE TRYIN TO MAKE LOVE OVER HERE

if they use windows, tell them you use apple
if they have that, tell them you only have linux
and if they have that, tell them the network's down

... it should be anyway

>KATIE GOT SOME BIG ASS TITTAYS

AND A BANANA COGNAC, BITCH

Tron the most underrated Chapelle show character

FIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFF)

gotta get that oi- HOHOHAUWWLL

I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!

We got them Ko-rans sending them fancy cell fones. Australians wiff dem boomrangs. Nigga we PACKING SON.

I never understood this skit and didn't get the cucking when I was younger.

best skit?

What would 2016 race draft look like?

Whites take Kanye West

Blacks take Eminem after he trashed Trump

When Mos Def and Some Black Guy show up I can't help but crack up no matter how many times I've seen it

>*blackness under question*

White Dave was one of his best characters

Diversify your bonds nigga

There are so many mixed celebs now the draft would take weeks.

Best skit tbqh

YOU SIT DOWN THEN YOU PEE, GOT THAT FAT BOY ?

Listen close as life turns it's pages
Makaveli here kickin rhymes for the ages
See things is changin
Wise words spoken by sages
From Skytel to Blackberry pagers
Your crew don't phase us
We'll make you busters pay us
Run up in yo spot like cj from San Andreas

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And what can I say about that coat, that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan?

Das rite, I'd say something about your bitches, but it looks like you already ate them
GOOD EVENING !

THAT NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHER

Who would they pick in 2016?

Trump

>yfw this was your first exposure to cuckolding
Dave tried to warn us man

2016 Racial Draft

>Jews
Donald Trump

>Asians
Keanu Reeves

>Blacks
Barack Obama in exchange from whites for Kanye West

>Whites
Ben Carson

DONT
DROP THAT SHIT NIGGA

COCAINE'S A HELL OF A DRUG

I wonder

yeah I remember grinding my feet on eddie's couch

Whites here. We still don't trust kanye. And I think Eminem is still under contract with us

>Jews take Donald Trump

Who exactly whites will take, Ben Carson? Dak Prescott?

Muslims take Angela Merkel after the Cologne mass sexual assaults

How about whites take micheal jordan.
>doesn't give no fucks about blm and other blacks problems
>while other blacks are actively trying to change shit he just donated to some community wellness thing
>his shoes, jordans, have negative impact on the black population but still sells them
>is a billionaire

AFRIKA BUMBATAA AND THE ZULU NATION

N-I-G, G-A-R IT'S THE NIGGAR FAMILY!

>his shoes, jordans, have negative impact on the black population

Explain

Only blacks use them as a cool, high status symbol and the rest considers them as low tier societal status symbol

He sure got those niggar lips

>Only blacks use them as a cool, high status symbol and the rest considers them as low tier societal status symbol

LOL what?

I know plenty of Whites, Asians and Latinos that where Jordans all the time

cause niggers literally kill each other for those shoes. also, he specifically said he didn't make them for poor blacks, yet those niggers still buy them. do a quick youtube search for jordan release riots/fights. you don't got to throw a chair to start a nigger riot, just mention new jordans.

He is right though. All those other races you see wear them are trying to emulate nba "style", which was pushed by Nike via MJ.

How come basketball players are redpilled?

>Koby Bryant against Trayvon

“I won’t react to something just because I’m supposed to, because I’m an African-American,” Bryant said. “That argument doesn’t make any sense to me. So we want to advance as a society and a culture, but, say, if something happens to an African-American we immediately come to his defense? Yet you want to talk about how far we’ve progressed as a society? Well, we’ve progressed as a society, then don’t jump to somebody’s defense just because they’re African-American. You sit and you listen to the facts just like you would in any other situation, right? So I won’t assert myself.”

I think the argument here is that they were (maybee still) were pushed as a must have social status symbol to black male teens and young adults while being over-priced trash. This led kids to pressure their broke parents to buy them expensive shit the family didn't need.

>Bill Burr

wut

Yeah but he also said that poor whites were being tricked by Trump on a podcast so I don't think he's that red pilled.

NBA, and more so, NHL black players are like this. Pretty based tbqh.

What about him? He's been a comedian for years. His job at Breaking Bad was the surprise, even that big black dude is a comedian, but I don't know his name and don't care, his breathing irritated me.

They were, but Trump was the only one actually saying something to them, Hillary focused on the elites and college students, no blue collar policy whatsoever.

>The crime rate has fallen to 0%
>How could that be? Did the Mexicans get money today too?

WU-TANG CLAN: NOW 100% ASIAN

what is...a loosie?

>he thinks Trump will do anything for poor whites

L O fuckin' L

The Latin community pick was the best. No one even gives a fuck about them until one of em gets famous.

WHITE PEOPLE...... LOVE WAYNE BRADY...... BECAUSE HE MAKES BRYANT GUMBEL LOOK LIKE...... MALCOLM X

Latinos would pick Joseph Baena before he gets famous

Oh shit its Wayne Brady, son!

>prime bill burr

th-that was mooney, man. it wasn't me.

he's right though

SPECIAL CIA NAPKIN, NIGGA

We'll pick The Rock and Vin Diesel. In return, Whites can have Drake and OJ.

t. Black representative

Nigga, you high?

Drake is a Jew.

One loose cigarette bought from the arab

We the native american delegate pick Johnny Depp.

BLACK PEOPLE

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