How did he pass the xwing fitness exam?

How did he pass the xwing fitness exam?

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The rebels dont support fat shaming

He didn't pass it, he eight it.

He passed it by standing by

You know user, you are weightless in space.

Is Porkins our guy?

WEW, LADS
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This, the rebels is a lgbtaienphdroyf movement. Unlike the intolerant Empire

By flying a Triple X Wing.

Are X-wings really that hard to fly? Fatties, the elderly, and teenagers with no combat experience whatsoever can handle them with apparent ease.

He's a terrorist. You think they actually care for whether their suicide pilots are fat or not?

Rebels would take anyone they could get obviously

>Porkins was a capable pilot whose experience hunting sink crabs helped him become a specialist in strafing runs during his time as a Rebel pilot. He was also a competent dogfighter, amassing an impressive number of kills in his career. His skills at strafing, together with his large physical stature, earned him the nickname "Belly Runner". His build also earned him the nickname "Piggy". Porkins never objected to his friends joking about his size, which he attributed to the high gravity on Bestine IV, though on at least one occasion he reacted angrily to comments from an outsider.

As a heavyset man, Porkins would set his inertial compensator to full while in flight. Wedge Antilles always considered this a possible factor in his death—had his compensation been lower, he may have realized how low he was and been able to attempt to correct it before he was struck by enemy fire

Despite his unflattering nicknames, Porkins made many friends among those he served with and was seen as both brave and noble and was one of the most respected pilots in the Rebel Alliance. His good friend Wes Janson often spoke highly of him, though Janson struggled with the guilt he felt about his absence from Yavin, feeling that this had contributed to Porkins's death. Wedge Antilles also considered Porkins to be among the best pilots he had flown with and was deeply hurt by his death.

Fat piece of shit shouldn't have been flying or at least should've went on a diet, a man of healthy weight wouldn't have had to set the shit so differently and died. Also he's totally the typical fat acceptance cunt from the sound of it.

>Not my fault I'm fat. I'm from Planet Lardass

Never been so happy that a character died.

Jesus this sounds so bad.
Why not also add a bit about how great he was by saying he shot down Vader at some point as well.

yes but mass is still the same.

isis takes anyone

Was the fat pilot who died in Rogue One related to Porkins?

You still experience g force though. So you still need to be fit

>As a heavyset man, Porkins would set his inertial compensator to full while in flight. Wedge Antilles always considered this a possible factor in his death—had his compensation been lower, he may have realized how low he was and been able to attempt to correct it before he was struck by enemy fire

This is neat as fuck.

This sounds like some fat neckbeard writer's self insert

He did ages ago, but then his wife left him and things went downhill.

They will probably make a spin off based on that at some point. Gotta milk the cow.

He had the help of SJW rebels.

>general grevious
>darth maul
>darth tyrannous
>darth sideous
>porkins
Bravo Lucas

He's too skinny to be a cop in the U.S.

>laughing thinking how shitty the sjwbels are
>can't even subscribe to a gym class
>then remember that E=mc^2
He was the perfect kamikaze

How do fat cops exist?

Same answer

He was a good friend.

what is it

He was a redneck space trucker and normally piloted big rigs.

>nicknamed 'piggy' and 'belly runner'
>porkins

Reminder that this kind of autism ruined star wars

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The actor died in 2005. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Hootkins

>He was a good friend

I figured the rebels were kind of strapped for good pilots so they'd put anyone with a bit of experience in a fighter.

kek
I kinda feel sorry for all those SW nerds. Like it must be horrifying for them to see where SW is heading.

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Unqualified people getting important jobs because their isn't enough interest by qualified people at such a shit pay grade and a risk>reward factor of like a trillion to 0.

>great music and cute droids
But that's wrong, the Empire theme is the best score in the OT.

Also why does everybody pretend like the rebels are awesome and everybody wants to be them?
I always preferred the Empire. They were the best shit.

Heart attack?

>Cute droids
Have they forgot about the kinodroid?

>let me mention all those CUTE things and LOVE and TEE HEE HEE so that you know I'm the good guy
When you have to insert cuteness and Jesus into the story of how good you are, maybe your story doesn't stand on it's own merits

He already loat his legs to diabeetus so they didnt have to worry about the blood rushing to his heas

Wait is he implying homosexuality is a decease like leprosy that should be cured?

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>hunting sink crabs
More like hunting at Joe's Crab Shack

Porkins was the most Sup Forums character in Star Wars except URoRRuR'R'R

This. I always preferred the empire.
One of my girlfriends told me that my moral compass is off because of this. Stupid bitch

Fuckin' EU man.

>one
>of
>my
>girlfriends

>the one fat pilot
>his name is Porkins

What did Lucas mean by this?

Anybody notice Porkins sporting the OG neckbeard?

The Rebellion was in need of anyone, even the fatties.

>george wrote the prequels with the ring technique >the two trilogies mirror each other
>ROTS considered best of the prequels
>ROTJ considered the least worst of the OT
>AOTC considered worst of the prequels
>ESB considered the best of the OT
>both TPM and ANH in the middle

kinographic pottery

He did like Picklefucker.

>the original trilogy was good
>the prequels were shit

Holy shit, he's the GOAT

Porkins is probably a SW who time travelled into the 70s just so that he could be in first movie.

What if our moral compass is off.
user, are we the bad guys?

I don't really understand the point of lying on an anonymous site.