/epl/ - AnonTv Edition

unironically the best addition to the Premier League product over the last fifteen years

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The number of girls I've fucked equals to the number of Premier League titles Liverpool has.

thread hijacked!
this is now /prem/

I am still a virgin

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Fucking awful thread. No wonder this place is dead on its arse.

lads

LADS

>gossip

Neymar claims his Brazil team-mate Philippe Coutinho is in a state of "anguish, disappointment and sadness" after failing to secure his move to Barcelona from Liverpool. (esporte via Daily Mail)

The midfielder, 25, could still complete a move, with the Spanish transfer window open until midnight on Friday. (Daily Express)

The Anfield club will sanction the sale of Coutinho to Barca, but not until next summer. (Sport - in Spanish)

Barcelona have lined up Arsenal midfielder Mesut Ozil as an alternative to Coutinho, with the Gunners valuing the 28-year-old at £55m. (Cadena Cope - in Spanish)

Manchester City will attempt to sign Arsenal forward Alexis Sanchez on loan next year, and blame the Gunners for the 28-year-old's proposed £60m deadline-day deal collapsing. (Daily Mirror)

City are furious that the Gunners did not have a replacement for Sanchez lined up earlier than their failed bid for Monaco's 21-year-old winger Thomas Lemar. (ESPN)

Ross Barkley turned down a move to Chelsea partly because Everton refused to let the 23-year-old midfielder speak with Tottenham. (Guardian)

Leicester City expect 26-year-old winger Riyad Mahrez to return to the club after failing to secure a move away on deadline day. (Sky Sports)

Juventus have the basis of an agreement in place with midfielder Emre Can's representatives, if the 23-year-old decides not to renew his Liverpool contract. (Ilbianconero, via Calciomercato)

Everton wanted to sign former Arsenal defender Thomas Vermaelen on loan from Barcelona, but the Spanish side refused to release the 31-year-old. (Liverpool Echo)

Arsenal striker Olivier Giroud, 30, did not complete a move to Everton because his wife rejected it. (Daily Star)

Contribute something then

how long does it take to get matches on tinder?

wish i could see how many have rejected me and how many haven't seen me yet

>scouse workmate thinks Liverpool will win the league
couldn't make this shit up

Costa is still at Chelsea.

Coutinho should have to donate his wages to nurses and soldiers for such a childish mindset

What did mean by this?

Usually get a few every day. Think they stack the order so people that swiped right are closer to the front of the queue.

kek what hes going to do now

Better to live with optimism that pessimism desu

a-a-ny minute n-now t-then

what game should we watch today lads

>Nurse and Soldiers

He probably does more in a day than they do

Wanna watch me play 'Hide the Willy' on twitch?

fair enough
sick of playing that game with my Dad

Ashley Young is still at United and never gets linked with a move away

Watch EBHM get his first England Cap

how is Premiership more acceptable than EPL or BPL?

It hasn't been called the Premiership for over 10 years.

fuck off

Why did 6+ players snub Chelshit?

>Actual name

Man Utd Wins Lol

I don't make the rules, I just enforce it

can't hack it at a proper club

everyone knows they aint gonna win anything this season becus they won the league last year
id rather play for other prem managers

I bet you work as someone that checks train tickets

go enforce some cocks into your arsehole autist.

>"why are the trains so late and overcrowded?"
>say the people who don't bother to pay to use them

They don't want to be discarded like Costa once Conted decides to try some memes.

Nah, I don't want to interrupt the argument about the name of the thread.

Seems like this one is going to be a classic.

Because they know they'd be on the bench with low chances of playing, which is crucial in a world cup year.

Is Sydney Cole the official pornstar of the Prem?

What the fuck is wrong with Arsenal?
You've chased this Lemar guy for 3 months and all that time you've never ask his consent?
This is insane.

Classic like the non-league debates?

>He doesn't still call it The First Division

Get on my level

stella cox la

i took a whole bunch of painkillers earlier which means im not gonna get a boner for like 2 days
actually the way forward

The League is the best let's agree to use that

>not calling it The Top Level of the English Football Pyramid™

Is "english" "premier" league acceptable?

>Pyramid

Our league structure is more like a Toilet, with the Prem being the Arse shitting on the rest of the leagues

How did you solve this debate in /calcio/?

>non-league

i think epl is the best desu but its just not very aesthetically pleasing to put between the brackets

If you don't call the Championship "the Endsleigh" then fuck off

how is The League non-league?

fuck off non-league

Not much difference between some teams in the Championship and Conference these days desu

...but it's not the first division. the championship is.

Are sunderland really that bad?

FIFA's story mode, The Journey, already has Frostbite-powered cutscenes where you make decisions using a conversation wheel. Well, now they're in Career Mode.

EA Sports has finally lifted the lid on FIFA 18's career mode, and revealed interactive transfer negotiations.

In a blog post, EA said it has overhauled the transfer negotiation process to create real-time transfer and contract negotiations.

The Frostbite-powered cutscenes have interactive decision wheels, which are designed to let you negotiate in-person with opposing club and player representatives, including managers and agents. Or you could pull an Arsene Wenger and delegate the negotiations to your assistant because really you have no intention of buying anyone.

Here's what the decision wheel lets you do: you can submit an offer fee, including option conditions such as a sell-on clause (probably best to set that to $1bn just in case PSG come sniffing around). Once you submit an offer you begin dialogue with the opposing manager, who will either accept, reject or counter your offer.

EA said there's new AI so opposition managers "will engage with dynamic and varied responses to get the best deal for their club".

It looks a bit like this: here's Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho negotiating with Everton boss Ronald Koeman for the transfer of Romelu Lukaku. As you can see from the Lukaku Man Utd shirt hanging on the wall in the background, Mr. Mourinho confident he was going to get his man.

Once you agree a fee you negotiate with the player and his agent to determine the player's wage, contract length as well as his role in the squad (don't tell Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain you want him to play at wing back, whatever you do).

Once you sign the deal you can a fancy news clip in the Career Mode main menu. This includes their announcement and unveiling, with billboards, line-up shots with their new teammates and a press conference with the new manager.

normie user
you seen championship transfer prices recently

Can we just go full Americanised and start calling the Prem, The World Series? Its not like any English players play in it any more, plus we invented the game.

I am somewhat happy that they are finally realizing that football games are fundamentally roleplaying games first and foremost.

how does that make sense?

the world soccer league

You seen some FA cup ties recently?

Are there people in this thread that unironically think that Chelsea aren't title challengers?

The league is between City, Chelsea and Man U.

After signing Drinkwater the only thing that Chelsea are lacking is a decent LWB back up. Hell we even have the two best strikers in the league (until January)

Hoping for Wenger mode where you just jet around talking to players in cut scenes for no reason, then sign a 16 year old meme

it took them a long time but we are finally making it, i hated that the whole bullshit in that story mode had you locked into a pre made guy, i wanted to do all that with my own guy

>Hell we even have the two best strikers in the league (until January)
there are at least 3 things this implies that i disagree with

dont think it has started this season lad
but yeh its my favourite club competition in the world fuck the prem

David Ornstein who is pretty legit said Lemar told arsenal he'll join earlier in the summer

Think his mind would have been changed by recent circus surrounding the club, and mentally having been happy to spend one more year at Monaco

>Press triangle to do nothing

Morata is very hot and cold.

If you play Costa I think you're very much in the mix

Shame Alex Sandro didn't join desu, that lad is a top top player

>City
People still saying this after their 3 matches shaky start of Barclay™ PL?

Lukaku doesn't play for Chelsea

Chelsea were shaky till October last season

Oh fuck off gook

their players are too good not to challenge

It's okay Alonso will get 10 goals in the league this season

and thank god for that

Err look you are French and so was Thierry, we will do good things heeyur

What about League 1?

Yeah for once the good guys win and get the player

Citeh don't have a CM, Yaya doesn't have a full PL season in him anymore and Fernandinho is not best utilised there.

Can see Pep going for a Verrati after a disappointing season

The difference between City and Chelsea/United is that Chelsea and United have very solid goalkeepers, City's looks pretty undetermined so far. Also good defences and it remains to be seen if City's defence will be good this year.

stella has saggy ttis, dumb looking face
i still like her a lot though for some reason
why is she the pornstar of the prem
she has a global rank of 1 (one) on freeones rn
incredible actually hmm

What does love mean to you la?

Bristol Rovers turned down a 500k offer from an unnamed Championship club yesterday for Billy Bodin even though he's on his final year of his contract with us
for the first time in my life i can safely say we are not a selling club
>feels good

>press X to claim you offered their new signing a trial when he was 12

>happy to spend one more year at Monaco
With £2,800/week wage? I doubt it.

sillyseason.com/salary/as-monaco-players-salaries-99570/

>City
>City
>United
If you say "epl" then you have to say "Manchester City" and "manchester united"

>Press square to leak story to press of fake £100M Bid to keep fans onside

>Verratti

not leaving till PSG need to bench him which we all know is extremely unlikely. barca been trying for years, answers always the same

t. ory

>Carabao tshirt
Now you know why and when he's going to play.

Imagine being this fucking autistic. Imagine actually caring. Fuck off to /r9k/

>Carabao
>when he's going to play
4:15 in the morning live from Beijing?

>Verratti
He's going to Juve when he's ready to leave, he's an unironic lifelong Bianconeri

>not being autistic
You a fucking normie or something?

Barca didn't even bid, PSG owners gonna be pissed when they get found out in the spine of they're team this year, he'll be sold

Sup Forums is a normie board.

What about /cpl/?

Sup Forums is for chads