Wtf I like Aquaman now

wtf I like Aquaman now

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literally cannot wait for the next DC flop and subsequent autistic outrage and spamming threads defending it

It'll likely be the best of the DC movies

Because he's overcompensating for his meme reputation? This reeks of desperation to me. Aquaman is cool enough without drinking and tattoos.

I bet you wear glasses.

>agua

Haha this board is so fucking anti-testosterone now.
Bunch of fucking womb-men.

>oh my god he has tattoos and drinks alcohol, so badass and cool, right!!
Fuck, I hate capeshit manchildren

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Fucking numale neet

Thats not saying much

This triggers the numale

>seaman

What's the matter pendejo, you don't like agua hombre?

>not The Batman

CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY IS HE DRINKING ALCOHOL WHEN IT DEHYDRATES YOU?

THAT'S FUCKING STUPID.

Noice trips.

I wonder if they'll give him hydrokinesis like BAtB Aquaman or just stick his core abilities

Being as strong as golden age Superman is more than enough. Making him a water-bender ruins it.

>Aquaman is cool enough without drinking and tattoos.

wat

it makes nu-males feel like ""men""
its why they got a got meme actor too

>white """men"""
Pussy
>tanned God
Alpha

It's just that simple.

Aquaman can drink salt water

So do gay men.

top kek

>I have never read Aquaman: the post
Yeah, that's about what I'd expect.

DC is for chads only.

>I love men in skin tight unitards with crotch bulge

Yes, the male body is a beautiful thing. I just love me some bears, mmm, BOYS!

>Masculinity intimidates me.

Justice League cannot flop. Doesn't matter how meh it will be because it's Justice League

t. fat unemployed neckbeard posting from mom's basement

HAHA KINO AMIRITE

I always confuse Golden Age and early silver age in terms of feats for some reason.

And I like the water bending though it fit more with the adventurous spirit of BatB's character, plus it's always fun to see people underestimate Aquaman then see him toss cars around like nothing.

Why is capeshit still allowed on Sup Forums when no actual locals like it?

>I'm so secure in my masculinity I go to gay clubs and blow guys

>island nigger
>game of thrones meme actor

DROPPED

>Aquaman is cool enough without drinking and tattoos.
I agree, but I certainly don't mind the drinking or tattoos.

As long as they maintain his backstory and motivation, he'll still be Aquaman. Also, we've had badass pirate-esque versions of Aquaman in the past.

I honestly love this version of Aquaman based on what we've seen so far.

Brojobs behind the gym are the best. No homo.

Lol this thread is dyel as fuck.
Skinnyfat manlets BTFO

Yeah why is everybody forgetting that era in comics when aquaman looked like this?

Aquaman, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
Aquaman, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Aquaman, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Aquaman, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the superman
Aquaman, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the batlike man
Aquaman, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand,
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Aquaman

Because it was just as lame and tryhard as this.

No

The Batman and Gotham City Sirens will shut it down.

It's kind of fascinating how intimidating masculinity is to nu-Sup Forums. Marvel flicks really keep that test level low.

I'd drink his salty water, if you know what I mean ;)

What exactly is so masculine here? And why do you keep posting about it?

t. tahir ab dula that started posting on Sup Forums after 2014

What's your point?

Fucking this I know I'm not the only one who sees it.

I dont