get in here lads, its coming home
Malta vs England Thread
>Malta have already been eliminated
Who cares?
henderson captain
>one striker against Malta
>southgate
FUCK OFF SOUTHGATE
>hart
Hope Malta beat us desu, then we can fuck off with players like Livermore
>shart
>hart in goal after being the worst keeper in the prem this season
>livermore and henderson starting against malta
Is it gonna be our World Cup lads?
>hart
Aren't there far better options to play? That teams looks genuinely shit.
how long until Southgate is sacked lads?
feels like a worse Hodgson but healthier and even more of a yes man
Harry Redknapp England manager fucking when?
>Hart
He is fucking dogshite
>Cahill over Maguire or Keane
Cahill hasn't even played a full EPL match
>Only one striker against Malta
>Ox and Sterling
Why use wide players when all our wide players are brainless fucks
The worst bit is Hendo and Livermore are actually probably the best Midfield duo which shows how shit our squad is
how are they supposed to beat ANY team next year with a team like that?
>livermore
literally why is he a thing again?
The complete exclusion of Harry Maguire is an absolute disgrace.
for Pub Quiz's 20 years from now
>Which player had so apps for England between the years x and y
Of course it is. We invented the bloody thing. *downs Carling*
Rooney?
Wouldn't mind Eddie Howe, although he'd probably bring some of his dross players from Bournemouth into the squad
>Andy Townsend: Now is the time to play somebody with more presence than Joe Hart in goal for England. Gareth Southgate has decided to stick with the experienced player but I don't think he's the best goalkeeper.
If even Andy fucking Townsend can see there's something wrong with the choice of Hart in goal, you know it's a bad decision.
>Southgate unironically thinks Hart is Englands best keeper
>Gareth Southgate after this week of international matches
retired from england
shiver everytime I hear bittersweet symphony desu
Lads, iv stuck 2k on england to win for potential £60 win, have I fucked up
I went to the same college as Richard Ashcroft. Same English teacher and everything
Has the entire England set up and the FA just became self aware and decided to make everything about the team as painfully average and uninteresting as possible?
>Gareth southgate manager
>Jake Livermore midfield
Fucking kill me.
nice guy? didn't he grow up in Wigan or something
Are the Maltesers any good? I think I'll just watch the Scotland match instead deu
>Giggs is covering England punditry
itv really miss Lee Dixon
wait pual ince is black
correct pal. I was there a couple of years after him, but apparently he was a nice guy
>select all squares with vehicles
>hart
no but you will one day doing shit like this
If true why the fuck would you even do this
>betting money on england playing against a small island
hue
if you really that desperate for £60 come here and lick my arsehole
Joe "Undropabble" Hart
One time I put grand on Phil Taylor to beat some literally who. 1/33
He lost the first set and I nearly had a heart attack. Won in the end anyways. Never again.
>Rashford aims: Premier League, Champions League, World Cup
on the one hand he'd be lucky to get one of them, but on the other he has won all the other club trophies available to him
>bertrant
>livermore
>oxlade-chamberlain
What a set of average cunts.
Does Gareth not know that both Butland and Heaton are better than heart?
This is the perfect game to not play hart
know a lad who put a £1000 on a bet like this inplay when a team was 4-1 up and it finished 4-4
>heart
But no. He doesn't. Hart is undroppable
>Henderson captaining england
>southgate
>shart
Queen must be weeping
I could play in goal for england and they would still win, and Im morbidly obese
Any game is, he's shit. Southgate is basically as pathetic a cunt as woy was though, so he's going to play all the safe names.
Hart is our best GK though.
how did our squad get this bad
IN THIS ENGLAND TEAM THERE ARE
>2 CL winners
>4 Premier League winners
>6 FA Cup winners
>5 League Cup winners
and Im including Bertrand
>he isn't standing in the chippy as we speak reading to go home and tuck in whilst watching the match
GOOD KEK
Why does Walker have vics rubbed into his chest?
Few too many darkies for me, I'll see you.
GSTQ out of time again
Seriously need to sort this shit out
>white
>nigger
>nigger
>northerner
>white
>white
>nigger
>nigger
>window licker
>nigger
>nigger
6 niggers in this team. tell me how they represent my identity and heritage or those of most people in England
>that guy with the microphone
why
no
most of them are mixed
not even West Ham fans say this
In Wilmslow police station.
because he is gay
Are maltesesrs white?
Seems like they represent London quite well.
they are to us what sicilians are to Italians
...
sometimes
just shoot you dumb cunt
>sterlel
So we're just accepting that Henderson is captain?
>sterling
>Stershit
raheem still cant shoot
Sterling has the worst left foot in the premier league.
Hoddle is a right cunt
Realistically what are you expecting from us at the WC next year
This is like a council housed version of Pascal's wager.
Why would you do this? Youve a lot to lose and nothing to gain.
>i have 60 notes to gain
If you have 2000 to stake in the first place you dont need 60 and its in no way worth risking on.
Pooheem Shitling
not enough pakis and poles
Out in 1st round if we qualify.
heavy ro16 defeat
out after two games again
Hart still trying to prove to Pep he can play with his feet, Pep still being proven correct
>Malta vs England
daamn yurop qualifiers are really hard
The absolute state of this lineup
Meme thru the groups
Out in first KO round with a shitty performance again
drinkwater is better than henderson
Abject failure again. This squads midfield is awful
Last 16 most likely, QF at best if we get a nice draw
>hart
Would berudge these Maltesers getting a result to be frank. Didn't we drag them out of the EU?
Scrape through the group stages, losing to the best team in the group. Then get knocked out in ro16
It can't be worse than losing to Iceland.
That touch by Kane
SOUTHGATE OUT
Miserable failure at the first knock out stage after scraping through the groups. We're basically the Arsenal of international football.