The menace of malta

>the menace of malta

*breathes in*

its coming home lads

>the mauler of malta

>wozzat? It's not August anymore? Ok.

10 (TEN) England goals now. Willy catch Wayne?

Its autism how this whole August meme is actually real life

CLOSE YOUR FUCKING MOUTH REEEEE

real life is a meme

>hammer of the Scots

>the mincer of malta

Don't think he physically posses the ability to do so.

>the savage of september

Harry "The conqueror of Sovereign Military Hospitaller Order of Saint John of Jerusalem of Rhodes and of Malta" The Kane

>the incinerator of Icela...oh err nevermind

Julian Brandt and Harry Kane are likely related

mouthbreather?

Really gets the neurons accelerating

Haha, good one!

*breaths out and covers Malta in spit*

That's been edited though, it was literally tied closed and they shopped it out.

nice shop

You can't see them, but there's a pair of fish hooks holding his bottom lip up in that pic.

>Guhs its all bahter an shyt but stap tis or i scohre agahst your favrite teahs

bit cute inhe

>The Mouthbreather of Malta
>The Gorm of Gibraltar
>The Lamebrained of Lichtenstein
>The Simple-Minded of San Marino

Can only beat the team in front of you la'

i like that he's a mouthbreathing mong. footballers are all massive cunts, kane has a speech impediment and can't close his mouth. if he wasn't a goal machine he'd be chopping up chicken corpses in a factory and he knows it. most likeable english player for a decade easy.

Howdy get thayt schnizzola?

Is it his jaw, teeth or tongue that's the problem? Friend of mine as a similar problem, but that's because he got dropped on his face and now he can't close his jaw.

Nosebreathers BTFO

mix of tongue position and throat/nose pipe genetics i reckon

I suppose he's just used to it now, but with the money he has I don't understand why he doesn't get something done about it.

>tfw I'm sorry Mr Kane, but there's nothing we can do

At least he's 6 million times more likeable than Jamie Oliver.

why doesn't suarez get his teeth fixed? you probably don't care anymore when you're a billionaire and everyone wants a piece.

Kane seems like a decent lad desu. Shame he plays for the yids.

only women and Americans do shit like that t b h

nah lad if i had a billion pounds i can think of 4 things straight off i'd fix on my face

I actually believe this.

>nosebreathing
ighyggydiggy

ikr

She's cute

Harry Kane looks like somebody i can't remember

hes Sup Forums's guy in the next couple of years 100%
literally does no wrong, the good boy doesnt even drink

tfw the one feature making me not good looking cant be operated on

I really hate being reminded of Alan Partridge. The depressing cringe always outweighed the humour.

So many people jealous that we put away Malta with ease. Alot of other elite countries struggle these days away from home with teams like that. Just accept it lads your Hella jel

>the marauder of malta

If Kane were a WWE wrestler, he would probably be Dolph Ziggler. Capable of beating the low carders with ease, but he just can't hang with the true main eventers.

Couldn't hear you over the sounds of the cum gargling in your throat