WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT THOSE DESERT PEOPLE? BETTER HOLD ON TO YOUR COCK WHEN NEGOTIATING WITH THEM

WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT THOSE DESERT PEOPLE? BETTER HOLD ON TO YOUR COCK WHEN NEGOTIATING WITH THEM

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It's treason, then...

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

ANAKIN, YOU 'RE BREAKING MAH BAAAAAAAAALLS

>WATCH IT WINDU

This is a big decision. So if you have any doubts or reservations, now is the time to say it. Noone will think any less of you. 'Cause after you enter this Order, there is no getting out.
This Order comes before everything else. Everything. Before your wife and your children and your mother and your father. It's a thing of unlimited power. And, Dark Side forbid, if you get sick or something happens to you and you can't scheme, I 'll take care of you. 'Cause that's part of it. If you got a problem, you just gotta let me know. This man before you, he's like your father. It doesn't matter if it's with somebody here or on the outside. You bring it to me, I 'll solve it. You stay within the Order.
Now gimme your hand. This is Darth Bane, the original master of our Order. Now as this hologramme breaks down, so may your spirit break down if you betray your friends in the Order. Now start rubbing the pieces of the holocron together and repeat after me: "may my spirit break down...if I betray my friends". Congratulations. Rise Lord Vader.

YOU'RE WEAK CHRISSY,

YOU DONT GOT DA MIDICHLOIANS FOR THIS TYPE OF WORK

Is Anakin AJ?

YA JABBA NO WANGA HU HU HU SOLO

You 're a Sith Lord now. It's your time to make some real decisions...and I get to relax a little. Your only problem in life now is you give me 10 points of what you make and a mid-level position in every Imperial agency or department you make. My only problem in life? I have to await my death from your hands.

You ever find it weird that darth plagueis died over darth plagueis disease