WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT THOSE DESERT PEOPLE? BETTER HOLD ON TO YOUR COCK WHEN NEGOTIATING WITH THEM

WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT THOSE DESERT PEOPLE? BETTER HOLD ON TO YOUR COCK WHEN NEGOTIATING WITH THEM

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It's treason, then...

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

ANAKIN, YOU 'RE BREAKING MAH BAAAAAAAAALLS

>WATCH IT WINDU

This is a big decision. So if you have any doubts or reservations, now is the time to say it. Noone will think any less of you. 'Cause after you enter this Order, there is no getting out.
This Order comes before everything else. Everything. Before your wife and your children and your mother and your father. It's a thing of unlimited power. And, Dark Side forbid, if you get sick or something happens to you and you can't scheme, I 'll take care of you. 'Cause that's part of it. If you got a problem, you just gotta let me know. This man before you, he's like your father. It doesn't matter if it's with somebody here or on the outside. You bring it to me, I 'll solve it. You stay within the Order.
Now gimme your hand. This is Darth Bane, the original master of our Order. Now as this hologramme breaks down, so may your spirit break down if you betray your friends in the Order. Now start rubbing the pieces of the holocron together and repeat after me: "may my spirit break down...if I betray my friends". Congratulations. Rise Lord Vader.

YOU'RE WEAK CHRISSY,

YOU DONT GOT DA MIDICHLOIANS FOR THIS TYPE OF WORK

Is Anakin AJ?

YA JABBA NO WANGA HU HU HU SOLO

You 're a Sith Lord now. It's your time to make some real decisions...and I get to relax a little. Your only problem in life now is you give me 10 points of what you make and a mid-level position in every Imperial agency or department you make. My only problem in life? I have to await my death from your hands.

You ever find it weird that darth plagueis died over darth plagueis disease

No - more - fires.

Imagine if the Tuskens got a hold of the Death Star...

>"Ohhhhhh the shinebox is strong with this one, make yer shoes look like fucking mirrors"

EY DART VADER, I PARKDE DE STAR DESTROYA AL THE WAY OVER DERE

WHOOOOOA

WATCH IT MACE

>making fun of Hesh "Bitch Bleacher" Rabkin

WHAT? I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FREE GALAXY

That's Darth Fanucci. He's running Little Coruscant.

OHHH

>You remember Threepio?
>Sure.
>You don't know who I am, do ya? Remember Obi-Wan? Obi-Wan Kenobi? Master Yoda? This force.
>I was involved with that?
>You and my dad. You two fought in the Clone Wars. You were good friends.
>We were?
>Yeah
>Hmm. Well, that's nice.

Typing this made me tear up

memory loss is sad as fuck in general

Darth Plagueis was a fag?

Why is the sound of Tony breathing more obnoxious than Vader breathing?

they 're both relaxing to me

>that feel when based Master Harris warns Darth Soprano that the New York Sith are plotting against him

Did Anakin have the makings of a Padawan?

>the feels overpowered the kek

LORD VADER CAN YOU PLEASE STAY ON THE COMMAND SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP???!!!

AND YOU WANNA KNOW SOMETHING ANAKIN? I WAS IN LOVE WITH CHEWBACCA!

At the Jedi Temple?! Those guys were seven feet tall!

>look at my face, it used to polished and tone, now it's got wrinkles like an old lady's cunt

ANAKIN COULD YOU PLEASE USE THE FOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRCE

>when I came out there you were with your body half in the lava. Your arms and legs were burning up in the lava river. DISGUSTING

*breathes heavily through mask*
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I WAS WIT ANAKIN DOWN AT THE JEDI TEMPLE AND I LOOK OVER

YOUR UNCLE JUNE HAS LIGHTNING BOLTS SHOOTING OUTTA HIS FINGAHS

>I 'm the motherfucking fucker who calls the shots

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What was that in reference to again?

OOOOOOOOH IT'S TREASON THEN YOU RAT FUCK

They had me, Tony. I was goin' away for pushin' deathsticks... 30 to life, I had no choice.

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kek

Someone make one about Plagueis being Petrulio and fucking life/lips or something.

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WORD TO THE WISE - REMEMBAH ORDER SIXTY SIX!

>this thread

I 'M A FAT FUCKING CROOK FROM TATTOINE

I love you, Jabba Cakes

Tarkin? A fucking ass muncher?!

Make an edit of Uncle Jun on one of the Max Rebo band.

I'M SORRY T, I GOT CARRIED AWAY KILLIN' THE YOUNGLINGS. I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN.

kek'd

>You know, them Alderaanite, they ain't all bad
>Oh yeah? What about that time they sent sabotage commandos to steal the plans to the Death Star? Fuckers exploited a structural weakness, blew us to oblivion and beyond.
>That was real??! Hey I saw that movie!

I must be loyle to my master.

FUCKING SPACE COWBOYITIS

You know, Nosferatu predicted all of this.

What's the star wars equivalent of gabagool?

Blue milk is the pulp of Star Wars.

From my point of view that is the one that has some pulp

>I have come, to reclaim "rome," for my people.

many niggers running that way died to bring us this information