"Why does your national team lose so much, gringo?"

>"Why does your national team lose so much, gringo?"

2>1>3

Nice proxy goat herder.

We're not very good at Soccer.

What's up with your nose?

>american flag

you are the worst

... cien mil calles en esta ciudad, usted no necesita saber la ruta. Das me una hora y lugar, te doy un cinco minuto. Esos cinco minutos estoy tuya. Sea lo que sea, soy tuyo. Minuto de cualquier lado estás solo ...

El chicANO senoras y senores

Best athletes play superior sports

Look, americans are right! They finally realised they are shit in football!

Buenvenido chicas, current world champion here. Your move.

You clearly don't know how women talk

my gf didnt reply my texts its been 36hours already whats going on

We can't seem to entice any of your athletes to cross the border

oddly accurate

3's facial proportions are just... a little off compared to her sisters. teeth a little more protuberant, chin a little more angular...

maybe she's a bodysnatcher or The Thing or some shit

Who are these grills? See them posted all over Sup Forums.

Latinas have the cutest feet and always swallow

The nose on these girls

we're lagging in this sport. not enough people care.
my personal experience is people take the sport way more seriously in other countries than we do.

>Sup Forums is laughing at >us again

1>2>3

So we're in the WC we qualified?

back to /nba/

whatever, it's football season. We'll flood the board with lyric threads to Brady, Rodgers, and Zeke getting BTFO

Sauce?

ffs

1>3>2

>another American flag posting in Spanish
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

That seems a long time. Did she give you any hints beforehand? If not, just drop a call and start of by saying you were really worried that something serious may have happened and go from there.

Someone give me sauce, this is literally my dream girl lads

1>3>2
who are these fluid druids

1=2=3

>this flag
>this post
You have to go back.

>your

>Amerishit sawker

b-buen w-w-enido schicas, ves a-are the kurrent v-vorld schampions. p-please let me schniff your feet

they aren't all twins?

>"Mission" on the girl's shirt
These are Americans. Ugly Americans, but Americans nonetheless.

1 >>>

t. chicANO

for me, it's Greta

this tbqh. i want her to put her mouth on my penis

Only flyover countries care about soccer

BASDD
A
S
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is that cum on her hoodie

>"Shut up and let me lick your buttcrack"

wait, what happened?

Ummmmm....coming from Mexico that's not a particularly major insult, we have the same highest ever rank on fifa and have a better WC historical finish

>tfw no latina gf

you're not British Gretaposterbro

why do they look like Falcao?

Apparently the usmnt lost to Costa Rica. Literally didn't even know they were playing today kek. Maybe they'll make a shitpost when America fails in another sport it doesn't care about

that's titty sweat you uneducated monkey

Uma delicia

Why don't you clean my house and suck my dick dry instead you stupid beaner whore?

Because our nation's best athletes play real sports

>Because our cucked nation's best niggers play nigger sports.

not at basketball or swimming

Spooky as fuck

it's the identically styled eyebrows

2>3>1 for me desu senpaichi

Lo que?

2>1>3>4

*unzips dick*

>w-we didnt c-care!!
Everytime
Kek

2>1>4>3

You're literally worse

why are you here

1>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>3

Hey bro you gonna go and see our girl in Spain?

>girl
its a trap, faggot

Wait a minute... we have a national soccer team?

An actual NATIONAL soccer team? My taxes better not be paying for that shit.