Based Dilbert bringing the fucking logic

Based Dilbert bringing the fucking logic

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If liberals listened to logic they wouldn't be liberals

this, emotional idealism is the foundation of liberalism

That's really fucking good. Bump

Trump is a racist. He wants to kill all Mexicans in a thermonuclear war.

Good read solid points, still a fag voting for shill. Greedy 1% bastard

That was surprisingly a great read.

I wish

>implying this is a bad thing
Polk's dream can finally come true

>I'm a trained hypnotist
Stopped reading right there

>Not recognizing that he's subtly turning his readers against Hillary

I've read almost all of his recent blog posts and he pretends to be anti-Trump and a """rational liberal""" sort as a technique. It's a game. His numerous disclaimers are a framing technique.

>When you encounter a rabid anti-Trumper, ask her what are the biggest concerns of a potential presidency.
>ask her
Kek

Most people don't even know what bankruptcy means, they think Trump lost everything he owns three times when you press them on it. Or at least that has been my experience.

Hypnotism isn't waving a pocket watch in front of somebody and making them think they're a chicken until you snap your fingers. It's just fucking with the retarded masses using basic tricks the brain picks up on subconsciously to influence a person.

youtube.com/watch?v=vSkxhsKR9B4

People are dumb m8.

But I thought reality had a liberal bias

I'm more interested in learning these arts of persuasion

woah nice
yup

>un-hypnotize

>this guy understands the exact pillars of reasoning behind the trump supporter and exactly what to say to destroy those pillars of beleif

>hypotist has to use hypnotic methods to "un-hypnotize" you

>trumps a racist

Condescending, patronizing, annoying, anti-intellectual, anti-discussion, propaganda, subversive, training, globalism, socialism, communism, autistic, pathetic. Ree.

but trump isn't doing well.

he's creeping back up as of late

I mean, a lot of people do, but I don't think Trump is actually one of them.

oh good

hopefully he'll tear Hilary to shreds in the debates, but Hilary is a smart and shrewd woman.

as smart as she is, the big issue she has is her fracturing memory

she can't do much if she doesn't remember where she is

Reading comprehension, Clee-tuhs.

Not sure if double discrete irony, or...

Nice buzzwords.

Is there a mountain range here at that border? I know it transitions from desert to more wet, but was that line chosen just to avoid incorporating the most populous Mexican areas?

That whole Baja issue is odd too. It was pretty uninhabited then (even now) so it definitely should be part of greater California.

It was a shitpost leaf dont you have better things to do?

Was Dilbert man always this based?

That area would be so much better right now if it had been under us control since the 1800s

He has literally said he's voting for Hillary for his own protection so she doesn't have him "disappeared". He makes tongue-in-cheek jokes about it on twitter all the time.

yeah, virtual reality

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>Trump only wants to discriminate against non-citizens

"Well I think profiling is something that we're going to have to start thinking about as a country"

let me guess, he was only talking about non-citizens

trumplets are really good at projecting views onto their dear leader

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It's completely arbitrary. Actually we could've occupied Mexico city if we really wanted to since we actually took it during the war. Most of what we did take in the end was mostly empty though, makes it easy for Mexico to give up.

Actually read the article now and I feel stupid. You're a clever bastard.

good god, people are stupid

Profiling saves lives. Look at what happened in Blatimore. Police stopped profiling and stopping people they thought were suspicious, shootings went up 80%. Western world doesn't profile muslims, we get attacked by muslims. Profiling works.

This. Statistics are real and profiling is simply following trends. Everyone is better off when some shitty nigger is taken off the streets.

I'm excited to see how this develops

keep me posted

>1pbtid

Yes

Making Hillary into The Master from Fallout 1 is kind of stupid considering he thought he had humanity's best interests in mind with his plan.

reminder that Great Minds who fight for the freedom and prosperity of their people like Hitler and Trump, ARE FALLIBLE. We must do everything we can to help Trump in these dark times. The enemy is better armed than anticipated: pozzed liberals are more brainwashed and dogmatic than even Trump had anticipated. We, Trump's elite Internet People, must adapt our tactics and fight loudly and proudly for who we know to be the best candidate.

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If anyone's wondering, this is actual hypnotism

>By now you would have heard stories of Trump [sic]
That's an actual hypnotic suggestion. Saying this will actually have an effect on the target's subconscious.

This isn't just giving lefties facts and evidence, this is actually exploiting their subconscious. I fucking love Scott Adams.