Describe your country with a metaphor

>Algeria is like an old dusty Porsche. It often breaks down and is not very safe in case of an accident but you wouldn't trade it for a cleaner more modern car for some reason.

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>The US is like an M4 rifle. It may look scary, kill a couple of schoolkids somewhere, and generally be disliked, but at the end of the day, the good guys are all carrying them.

>kill a couple of schoolkids somewhere
>the good guys are all carrying them
Hi I'm a Leaf. I land on your lawn.

Canada is like Canada, it's the greatest thing in the universe

>New Zealand is like those pairs of socks that disappear in the wash You can never find it and this is a good thing for us.

Haha it sounds like something straight out of the mouth of a South Park canadian character

I don't even think New Zealand is a real country, I think it's just a joke the Shitpostralians are playing on us

Canada is like white genocide.

>Describe your country with a metaphor


>Canada is like Canada, it's the greatest thing in the universe

>Canada is like Canada, it's the greatest thing in the universe

>Canada is like Canada, it's the greatest thing in the universe

>Canada is like Canada, it's the greatest thing in the universe

>Canada is like Canada, it's the greatest thing in the universe

New Zealand is like Australia's version of Canada

Sri Lanka is like India took a shit in a non-designated ocean

The British are annoying drunks
The French are arrogant fags
The Americans are ignorant fatfucks
The Italians are metrosexuals
The Dutch are.. just there. Oh and dont forget Amsterdam

you dont need a passport to travel between the shitholes

Every time i go Down Town i cry a bit, it's like i woke up in a 3rd world country

>Venezuela is like a country with a bus driver as president.
Oh wait...

THIS IS A SECRET REEEE

ayylmao

Toronto? I haven't gone south of Eglinton in 4 years how bad is it now?

>says malaysia
topkek banana republic

>NZ the most relevant irrelevant country

Victoria/Vancouver, and people say it's worse over there.

Malaysia is like a richer yet less interesting Indonesia

Great Britain is like the oldest brother who picked on you when you were younger, but is nice and takes you to moves now.

United States is the middle child, pretty cool but needs to lash out.

Canada is the younger brother, kind of retarded but he means well. You look after him even though he's a retard and won't amount to much.

>Italy is like an old racist man who had the greatest empire ever and reminds it to his children, and now gets pushed around by his neighbors

Germany is like a blind date with a hot girl.

You keep tripping over her cane.

>boom

Australia is like Canada except hot and slightly less cucked

>Canada is like that one special needs kid at school that is incredibly annoying and bothers everyone by running around acting like a complete imbecile, but can be nice at times in his own autistic way.

>this is what delusional americucks think

Great Britain is the dad who's in the movie for the first 5 minutes and dies

Canada is the hero who was a manlet skeleton who becomes 6'6 and 250 pounds of pure muscle who saves everyone and kills the villain who speaks with a British accent but has dark skin and gets the girl in the end

America is the fat short comic relief

>mfw I bought another Albert Camus novel today.
>he born in Algeria.

We are like money.Because we are money.

>delusions of an irrelevant country
made me chuckle sensibly though

>The United States is a lot like a... a refrigerator! It's about six feet tall, 300 pounds. It makes ice, and um...Oh, wait a minute! Actually, the US is more like a beer. It smells good, it looks good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another beer!

That's exactly how I felt about your post

My chinese friend please....

Except the US isn't relevant. You're just trying and failing at delivering banter.

My eyes are as blue as the ocean, yes the ocean is blue my Asian friend that's what it looks like in a first world country that doesn't dump it's sewage into the water

kek

>Algeria is like
that's a simile you illiterate twit

Leafland is like a bee hive.

On the outside it looks smooth and organized. A much nicer version of its wasp-nest cousins on the south side of your property.

Inside though, you have a bunch of divided sections with no unifying pattern and a species dying off and dooming the world with it.

The US is like a stupid person. It gets confused with double-negatives

Australia is like a BBQ

>reliable and always there when needed
>kept out of the way until called on
>great to share a beer with
>best in Summer
>can apply sick burns

>America
>Irrelevant
Fucking pick one we have other countries covering our politics.

>Except the US isn't relevant

Stop making us look bad you sloppy fuck

America is like a mutt. Where the European pure breeds have gotten cancerous, with pinched noses, bad breathing and short lifespans, America's genetic diversity, while the subject of scorn, makes us the healthiest type of dog there is.

Canada is like a box of chocolates.
There is all kind of Canadians, but most of them have a shitty taste.

We burn our sewage.Also the chinese thing is a meme.

Sweden is like a country full of cucks. All of the white people there felt guilty about having a nice house so they let a bunch of people in from a shit hole part of town to come fuck their wives while they watch to put them in their place.

You're only relevant because you give us more news reports to pad out the hour, I remember when I got satellite and could watch LA news it was basically watching an action movie

Building walls so no one can hurt you.

Simpsons quotes are the easiest form, honestly.

>What's this? Extremely dangerous world wars? Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Great Bri--

>Straya
>Summer colder than our rain
REEE I WANT OUT OF THE JUNGLE

>Do what we say or we'll destroy the fucking planet.

too soon :'(

>Inventions
>Not relevant
>Ww2&1
>not relevant
>Justin trudeau
>Relevant
A fucking leaf

American inventions
>white people getting circumcised
>cuckold porn
>interracial porn
>freedom of religion

Canadian inventions
>skidoo
>egg cartons
>garbage bag
>Wilkie talkie
>the best version of the English language

Also Justin Trudeau is from Queercuck

The United States is like giant boiler. Once the fire is lighted under it, there is no limit to the power it can generate.

Hey, I'm fucking tired after working hard and increasing our GDP.
You mean you delight in being entertained by our journalism? Sounds like you're a simple person with simple tastes then.
It was posted out of admiration of our good friend Chekov.

Lel, I hear you bro...sometimes it's better to be un-noticed

Yeah, in America they over exaggerate everything if a cats stuck on a tree the news reader (called anchors in America) start revealing out going BREAKING A CAT THATS RIGHT A CAT IS STUCK IN THISS TREE THE FBI AND CIA AND DICK ARE AT THE SCENE HOLY SHIT GUN SHOTS WERE HEARD AND SOMEONE CHANTED ALLAHU AKBAR WE CANT CONFIRM AT THIS MOMENT IF THERE ARE HOSTAGES OR NOT
And then you have your nigger stories and car chases

Describe your country with a metaphor, rarefag

If Japan used their flag as toilet paper

America is like a fortune built on the assumption that money will come rolling in later

Canada's inventions:Eggs to throw at alphas,Garbage bags to live in,butchered english to pretend its some sort of sekret klub

>The united states is like budlight, cheap, gross, and only good at parties. But when your getting fucked up with your friends and hooking up with a hot girl you will know who to thank

WHO THE FUCK SPILLED GREEN TEA ALL OVER THE FLAG?

Bangladesh isnt rare my man

We perfected the English language, for example Americans use couch which is French, British use sofa which is Arabic Canadians use chesterfield which is British.

>Sitting on the chesterfield with my 300000 leaf weight body
Kek

>stating generally irrelevant ideas
>Canadian irrelevance continues one step at a time

>with a metaphor

"Ganges Downstream", Have your Girlfriend's husband France nuke us please...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY SIDES

You try living Downstream of Indian rivers, you'll turn puke green too my man.

Kek.I wanted to be polite but this is too true.
>Muh egg cartons
>Muh garbage bags

We use pounds
You're just mad you use French cuck words

Look through Wikipedia, our list of inventions is a thousand times longer than Shitimpoors list, actually that's wrong because 0 x 1,000 is zero

Its a joke.All your inventions are irrelevant.Who cares about what type of english you use?
>A
>Fucking
>Leaf

America is a like a rich drunk guy at a bar, he may be stupid arrogant and rude but at the end of the day he will buy you a drink

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The UK is like Yahoo!

Used to be important, preeminent even, but has long since been surpassed

We created insulin so Americans wouldn't go extinct from diabetes and create this website for you chinks to ruin

>chesterfield
Who the fuck calls a couch a chesterfield? What in the fuck?

Your country is so big and yet your GDP per capita is lower than us.
>Canadian
>Patriotic
Pick one.
Also,we invented NEWater which actually helps people and not a fucking egg carton

You're more like pic related. A giant powerfull machine dumb machine, controlled by a malignant core of israeli double agents

America is like a woman, it didn't suck dick before, but after years of abuse it does now.

>MOOT
>Canadian
???
I understand why the Americans hate Canadians now.

Also
Development of the BlackBerry was led by Mike Lazaridis.
The pager was invented by Alfred J. Gross in 1949.
The 56k modem was invented by Dr. Brent Townshend in 1996.

There would be no smart phones or internet without us
How do I say go home in Syrian?

Canada is like a leaf blower, because it blows

M00t is canadian?

Nobody ever heard of or cares about your water invention
Can you read?

>Internet was created by An American
Once again you made yourself look more retarded

I'm white, what Province do you live in?

Can you also read?
Your mom must be a Canadian then

>You posted after me and you ask me to read
>A
>Fucking
>Leaf
Fuck all you canacucks are retarded

Kek, fuck canada, were more like the Welsh, we both get called sheep shaggers and hate poms.

>Your mom

True Canada
The internet as we know it is thanks to us

>significantly more cucked

ftfy, Mr Nanny state

So can you?
You don't know what a mom is? Do you have two dads? It's okay it's 2016

>with a metaphor
>like
>like
>like
>like
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anons english teacher must be proud.

Hey bro wot's up, Chinese/Malay or Tamil?