Is the police approachable in your country?

Is the police approachable in your country?

pic related - police with civilian

wow that's a big dick

id walk naked with a dong like that

Is he holding a cup of piss?

Some. Certainly not all.

>for u

Im white so hell yes.

Yeah, the Toronto police can seem kind of on edge sometimes but I'd be too in a city that's probably not even 50% white anymore! all this crime here is getting crazy. But if you're respectful to them immediately their personality changes and they're really nice

How did this dick pass mandatory penis inspection???
He needs to be on estrogens asap

that guy is a qtchad
i almost feel dirty for lusting after such a beautiful and pure body and cock

Officer, where should I bring this urine test ?

>implying he didnt fluff before this picture was taken

Nobody cares about your stupid thread

no it's average

>cutfag
>trash on streets

This isn't Germany

Yes. The female cops seem to have a huge stick up their ass and act like cunts, but more or less every male cop I've met has acted properly, unless they were surrounded by drunken idiots.

no much worse, canadian beer.

Unless the streets are closed to pedestrians there will always be trash on the streets in Germany

Can you fuck off?

looks he got plenty with dem hips

zing

kek

I've only had one bad experience with police around here and it was entirely my own fault

>walking home drunk as fuck, stumbling all over the road
>police pull over next to me, asking if I'm okay
>I start mouthing off, one of the cop gets out and walks towards me telling me to calm down, they just want to make sure I get home okay
>start yelling even louder, other cop gets out and walks over
>they start trying to calm me down, I get really ignorant
>one cop tries to put his hand on my shoulder to ask me to sit down
>push/punch his hand away, throw my bottle of coke at the other cop
>get a punch in the face and then black out

I woke up in the drunk tank the next morning with a black eye, a few of my friends told me to press charges but I clearly deserved to get punched

>American
>talking about beer

Not to say Canadian beer is good either, but you guys might as well drink pond water

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kek

Its big because the faggy boy got half a boner talking to the police man
A normal cock isn't bigger than 3 inches flacid.

We had a saying when I lived in Wisconsin.

There are good American beer and bad American beer, but there's only bad Canadian beer.

cops in australia are cunts.

>tfw grower

g8 b8 m8

>Canadian
>Talking about anything

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>Is the police approachable in your country?
yeah, but not if your naked without good reason.

>lived in Wisconsin

Where?

like 15 minutes outside of Milwaukee

would any of you suck his penis?


n-no homo...

In Wisconsin

Nah. Every cop I've gotten to know has been a great guy, but I wouldn't describe any of them as "approachable," with or without the uniform. You've kinda gotta be a hard ass to be a cop in America, or else the nogs are going to swing as soon as you pull one of them over.

Oshkosh here, nice knowing a fellow (former) cheesehead.

No they are commie faggots who don't do shit all most of the time and then appear to fill the qouta for people driving at a reasonable speed and avoid slow FUCKING CUNTS who shouldn't own a fucking car or be allowed to drive period

well considering it's no homo then yeah why not? whats a little cock sucking between mates?

no homo

>3 inches flacid

Dicklet detected.

Technically yes but no one does cause they act too high and mighty

aussie cops are pretty based, especially in south Australia. they are kinda bad in Melbourne but QLD has the worst and most incompetent cops, without a doubt. QLD cops are American tier. Shoot first, ask questions later.

No, but I'd let him walk around naked. Anyone as hung as that should be able to display their dominance.

a 3 inch flacid cock turns into a 6"-8" cock when fully erect

The guy in OP picture is a faggot

>not wearing Jordans

I think I found the biggest fag here

I think so. Which is especially funny since I'm a nigger living in Los Angeles. Cops that I've dealt with have been invariably polite and nonthreatening with me. It's why I don't subscribe to the whole Black Lives Matter line. I've even walked up and made conversation with cops at a taco truck after my friend and I drove up, and were (I thought) obviously a little drunk.

My rule of thumb is: Don't act like a nigger, and cops won't treat you like one.

Holy kek Jamal.

>Pure body
He's basically fully shaved
He's a slut

>ITT all these fags talking about the guy's dick and body
This is a disgrace. How did we come to this level of faggotry.

do you live in south central? just curious

my dick is pretty disappointing before it gets hard but I'll easily get that length once hard. This guy is rocking a semi right? Or are there dudes seriously just walking around with that in their pants?

kek

Yeah the rcmp in my town are awesome. They crack indians heads open. Go to houses with cfs to take little indian babies away. And only give "warnings" to me. Even when i was shooting my marlin 1894 44cal in "town limits" (i was blowin birds up. Prairie chickens to be exact" they are all great guys. 12 rcmp to cover at least a 200km by 200km area.

>A brazilian cock isn't bigger than 3 inches rock-hard.
ftfy

>examines cock
>researches cock

pretty sure you're the faggot

I want to join the RCMP is it really as good as it sounds?

>waxing his body
>man

Pick one

Are you this assmad that a fag has a bigger cock than you do?

Wow, that's horrible and corrupt. Would you mind giving me the name of your community so I can investigate this for my column please. Oh, and it's first nations, not "Indians", check yourself.

That's bullshit my granddad and my dad has huge dicks flaccid, don't ask how I know...

How do you know?

The guy has a chub, dude

he's a shower

>tfw my dick is smaller fully erect

Top kek. I love you Australia.

No. I live in the San Fernando Valley which, admittedly is very suburban, fairly white (if they aren't the majority, then Latinos are), and the cops have way less reason to be tense.

I get the feeling that even the city cops would be pretty cool with me though. I act, speak, and carry myself like a white dude. Most people, cops included I assume, can tell I'm not a "nigger" just by looking at me, but if they can't, they'll know once they talk to me for a minute.

You aren't alone he's got a massive dick.

Why is that, do you think? Do they feel like they have to prove themselves, or do they just have a chip on their shoulder?

From what i understand you get sent off to some shithole for 5-10 years then you score a sweet little town with low crime. You should do it. Great job great pension. Retire at 55. Plus learn lots. Fuck off hippy. Go have a pow wow.

Comparing it to my own dick (I'm slightly bigger), I thought it was pretty average until I saw everyone here say otherwise. I guess I must be a big guy, then.

He's fully erect though. It's called a shower

>limp and dangly
>fully erect
Do you point at the ground when you're as hard as you can be?

By shithole what do you mean? Like a reserve?
That's one reason I want to join the RCMP instead of the local police, I'm done with Ontario I want to be in butt fuck nowhere in the middle of Canada

It's just betas jealous or some shit so they're trying hard to spin it

pretty pathetic to go to this length to justify someone else having a big dick when it has no effect on you whatsoever tbqh

>get beaten by some aussie by 10 seconds
>HAHAHA EPIC COMMENT

FUCK YOU I WANT SOME (YOU)'S ON MY DONG COMMENT

>you will never be that hung

Life is suffering

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You need to wake up earlier in the morning to out (you) an Aussie.

you simply cannot keep getting away with this

Not in the middle of a reserve but where i live they have 3 reserves in there area. So +30 hot friday night welfare cheque week. They are busy as hell. Plus the indians have guns up here. So it is a little dangerous. But they travel in pairs so there is always 2 of you. Im in central/northern mb. Farmers. Trademen and indians