I fucked up.
>parents are Americans
>have never told me because I never asked
>turns out I'm first generation Australian
>sitting at dinner, whole family is in lounge-room watching tv
>little brother even bothered driving over to parents place to see us
>parents talking shit about me not leaving home before younger brother
>I go on a rant how American TV has brainwashed them into thinking it's right for children to be kicked out of the house
>they bring up that I'm 26
>lose my shit
>throw food at them and tell them to get fucked
>tell them if they like American ideas so much to fuck off to America
>they said they were thinking about it and that's why they invited my little brother over
>they're thinking of moving back to take care of their old wrinkle ass parents
>they need to sell this house to do so
>they were going to give me some of the money from the house so I can survive but now don't care at all
>they think this will be a valuable life lesson
>ask brother if I can live with him
>he just laughs at me
I don't have any friends IRL and I have no job, and the house is in a pretty desirable area and will sell in a month or so. How do I get a job that will pay enough for me to not end up on the street?
Life experience help needed
Do they shit their pants in public?
You sound like a real winner.
Your 26 and sperg out at your parents, and somehow never knew your grandparents lived in America?
This is low tier bait, even for you Australia.
Damn I'm disappointed why could you be like the Canadian Muslims turk talking about how good sjw and feminism is.
Take a pointer straya, you've been thrown off the shit throne.
You really should probably move out and get a job. I only live with my mom because she needs me to pay for half the rent.
You sound like such a successful well tempered person.
Obviously why your parents want to ditch your ass.
I bet they didn't even invite you to come along.
lol, 26 year old NEET with no friends and no job, and blames american tv for his parents wanting him to not be a loser
Become a productive member of society or kill yourself
Fake...u never realized they speak differenr
Sup Forums is a NEET board user
>>throw food at them and tell them to get fucked
Nice sperg man.
You give your parents the biggest sperg out you possibly can until they give you some good boy points to get some tendies and let you keep the house.
>>>/r9k
You're looking for r9k
So you act like a total retard and now your parents hate you and nobody wants anything to do with you. Why is this worth posting about here?
How new can you be?
>1 ID by this post
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Hoe many times do we have to tell you people?
NO REFUGEES, FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL!
Take your whiny shit to some other board Sup Forums I'd not a dumping site, we flood you with shit not the other day around
>>>/wizchan/
I've been crying this whole time, you guys are right. I'm pathetic. This website turned me into this. I'm going to try join the army. Fingers crossed.
>burgers leaving their neet on a island of convicts
>I'm an autistic NEET so everyone on Sup Forums must be autistic NEETs too!
>American parents
You're american too!
We've got a lost burger here, get this man an AR-15 and fried oreo, pronto.
is it that easy to move to america? do you guys have any benefits for autism?
>26
>still at home
>posts anime
You deserve it you sperg get a god dam job or join the Aussie military.
Our military is very particular about who it accepts and does not take every retard off the street like yours does.
As if. Have a you, faggot
How? Easy, just get a job that will pay enough for you to not end up on the street.
You guys are no help.
26 no job history, Unknown qualifications (probably not higher than secondary school A-levels), good luck. Let's hope a new super market is just opening and they need all new staff members.
Alternatively op could become a welfare bum.
Stop right now, apologize and go to america with them.
Once you're there, go to a community college or something, find a half time job, make a couple of friends and rent an apartment with them, like a frat dorm or something.
Done, I solved your problem. I was once in your position but I'm 22.
I'm still going to college but I broke the wheel (of having a real job) by writing ebooks, I make much more money than they can ever dream, I bought myself a house but I'm probably gonna move to another country soon if the book deal works.
It isn't that hard to make money if you're good at something, really.
Go on the dole you moron thats what you do when you have no other options
Just make up a bunch of fake resumes and see what sticks.
Posting from work, wife and dog waiting home. Speak for yourself.
what do you write about and where do you sell them??
i could do that shit man, i can enlarge one Sup Forums post into easily 300 pages
You sound like the kind of young go-getter any company would like to invest in. Who wouldn't want to hire a 26 year old NEET that doesn't even know his own grandparents?
Get your shit together, you fucking sperglord. Do you even have a resume together?
Good luck man. You're going to need it methinks. Kek
signed entitled
kill yourself but do it in a way that requires no unnecessary expense of burial
>Living with your parents until 26 years old
I can understand doing so if you are going to college full time or something, but judging by the flag I can safely assume that isn't the case.
Look at this as a chance to get off your ass and do something with your life OP.
kek
this is bait
if you are truly as shit as you sound you're not getting into the army
if this was you shitposting you have let us all down
either way you're shit but not even good at being shit
disappointed
Autism.
Good. I'm sick of little weenie boys anyway.
Just buy a tent and a hunting rifle and go live in the wilderness. Live off the land, you can trade with the skin and fur of hunted game, carve some figures out of their bones and once in a month, travel to a nearby town, sell them and buy manga with the money.
It's what I do.
you sound like a giant girl, why don't you talk to people normally?
>productive member of society
I don't intend to be a NEET forever but this just reads to me as "pay taxes so niggers can ruin your country further"
Australia has better welfare and this is terrible shitposting
>whining about anime
Someday we'll kill every last one of you
Make the fact pattern more logically consistent next time.
>australians
LEL