ITT: We select our non-firearm weapon of choice for when the Left takes our guns away

ITT: We select our non-firearm weapon of choice for when the Left takes our guns away.

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My firearms.

this guy

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Classic burger

I choose my gun

I know this is a total meme weapon but it looks fucking cool

>ITT: user doesn't understand hypotheticals

Government came while you weren't home and now you don't have a gun. What non-firearm weapon is the most effective to defend your house and family?

fpbp

The only way they'll be taking my gun is from my cold, dead, hands.

Also try /k/, this doesn't really belong here.

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mine is still firearms

My dick

>spear
god-tier taste, swordfags btfo

May the Gods of Valhalla welcome me.

Get fucked fags

> yfw the left talkes your spear
cuck

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Do you have any idea how well-made a katana actually is? That steel is folded thousands of times. A trained warrior could cut right through plate armor. But no they're fedora tier because muh dank memes. Just fuck off faggot...

>implying i dont have firearms and ammo buried
Get good faggot

They may take my spear
But they'll never find my Anti-Muslim Tactical 'Assault' Hammer.

Look how long and black it is, obviously an assault weapon.

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You are a true autist if you unironically have a buried stash of guns.

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My alcoholic uncle buried his guns before Y2K so the computers didn't get them.

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user are you exercising your right to bear arms?

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Honestly who's gonna attack me when I'm surrounded by bears

>fends of feminists
>colonically consoles mason-dick-son line inbreds missing their boombsticks

Bow and arrows.

>Cheap
>Can be crafted out of shit you find in the woods.
>Actually silent, unlike a gun with a silencer. Hollywood has lied to you again.
>A tried and true classic.

Crossbow might work

Maybe a sling as well. Sling's probably cheaper, actually.

Anyone got recommendations for slings?

*Tip*

>Honestly whose going to attack me when I'm surrounded by bears?

The bears.

youtube.com/watch?v=TWeJsaCiGQ0

i believe I can discern the subterfuge at play here, Hans...

In some states you have the right to defend yourself in your home with lethal force.

If you literally cut the home invader to ribbons, do you get charged?

youtube.com/watch?v=iF-y_sDwFbc

Slings are pretty useless unless fired in volleys.

>balanced and effective arrows can be crafted by anyone out of sticks and stuff

Yeah, you're going to die

Bow n arrow or those triangle blades

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Any sources for that? I'd rather use a longsword than a katana.

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That is why you use a honey trap.

>burglar walks into house, bucket of honey falls on him.
>living room bears instantly go for him.

Paper plate armor.

HAHahahha good one

Not if I tell them I'm a bear

>dat file name

>That steel is folded thousands of time
its folded maybe a hundred times, leading to thousands of layers. because the Japs had shit steel and had to literally melt ore out of sand
>A trained warrior could cut right through plate armor
no he could not. besides swords were a status symbol. rarely if ever used in samurai vs samurai combat. the bow and the Jap halberd were the weapons of choice

>Living Room Bears
ISIS stands no chance

I keep a gun in my truck.
Checkmate, gaytheists.

He's fucking with you.
A forged longsword is a hundred times stronger than a brittle-shit folded katana.

The firearms buried in my yard.

cedar and goose feathers

kys

No they aren't

You sound like you're comparing slings used in 600 BC to slings used today.

SHALL NOT INFRINGE

CHECK EM

PRAISE KEK

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desu

It's bait, everybody knows now days that folding steel is a method of removing impurities that do not exist in western steel.

Also the actual design of the kantana is more ceremonial than practical, that's why the design didn't change for hundreds of years as it was more a pretty side arm than a primary weapon

So you think that you could fire a sling with accuracy as consistently as a bow or crossbow?

>durable in the field

How are you going to keep your living room bears docile enough until a burglar arrives

You may as well wear a bear costume and pray you don't get eaten

Snow camo bear

What about boomerangs ya abo cunt?

>That part where he's poking little holes in the container of blue water
Pretty sure that would be the absolute worst strategy against a drug-induced nig who wouldn't go down if you shot him twice.

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Impressive. Could have easily cut his fucking face off live on TV.

Bears are a actual good idea !

Tactical compact bear

Throwable returning boomarangs were actually invented by white people. Boomarangs were used as blunt weapons by abos.

You need a lathe to craft the arrows you utter moron, you can't fire twigs at people

Absolutely

Do you even know what modern slings look like?

>Throw bear
>Opponent gets the clap and aids

the legendary 5 Empty Down technique passed down by swordmaster Coloneru Sanderu

>wouldn't go down if you shot him twice
how many of these could a pcp-nog hybrid take?

Night camo bear

When I search for "modern sling" all that comes up are guns.

A surprising number.

Are abos good at anything? Like, for real?

sure, bro.

Pic related, people who build lathes

Ya well it 30$ primos.com/products/archery/neoprene-bow-sling/

This t b h

a fucking lot
you gotta destroy the brain

Air Venturi Samyang Dragon Claw Dual Tank 50 Cal Air Rifle

They are powerful enough to take down hogs, deer and a whole lot of other shit. Since they are an air rifle they are not regulated by firearms laws

It's not a gun, it doesn't shoot bullets. Burn 'em alive.

hypothetical question

if we do somehow ban guns, but not the second amendment entirely, will society return to that thing Europe had going on in the Renaissance where people carried around swords for duels and shit?

>while you weren't home

But most alt-righters are shut-ins

>You need a lathe to craft the arrows you utter moron, you can't fire twigs at people

you dont need a lathe. Native Americans didnt have lathes. all you need are straight branches. cedar shoots are perfect because cedar grows incredibly straight. and large shoots can be shaved down to size. and you can harden the shafts over a fire

I had a cousin who wound up in a bar fight with a guy on PCP. The stories were impressive. The PCP simply did not respond to physical damage until he was finally restrained.

Nope

pitbull

Sniffin' petrol, and livin' off the gubment

I swear to god, it's a wonder those rock monkeys discovered fire.

Then they came in the night while you were fapping to anime tranny porn

Oh sorry you want shit arrows that are only effective against people wearing loin cloths and in volly fire

Holy fucking shit that's cool! Combine with riot shield that has flashbangs mounted on the front and kill some peeps

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doggo will fuck anyone up

>thinking everyone in america owns their firearms legally

normie go pls