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my lecture edition

wonder if i could get a job in japan for a bit

tfw no british bf

egg

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thainigger

thread needs more hilarious pickles

Getting back into the swing of this website

you could get a language teaching job pretty easily

but i wouldnt
japan is a great place to visit, not so much to live in

watching jamie at home repeats again lads. he's doing beans today.

Beans

>tfw no british man to stuff my throat full of pickles

PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

will have worked 169 hours between the 1st and 17th of august lads

swear I'm slightly allergic to something in my parent's house

fucking annoying

doing my best

it's not good enough

if thailad was pickle rick he'd be thaipickle

probably allergic to hard work! haha just joking love gran x

sorry dad

>not so much to live in
why's that?

i'm not your dad

hmm wasted 40 quid and lost some hearing, will not be going out again for a while me thinks

do you want to be?

state enforced homosexuality

if thailad was a place to hang clothes he'd be thairack

decided to have beans on toast for lunch

if thailad was some thot's rack he'd be thaithot

>10 hours a day
do you work every day or do you just work really long shifts? either way swear this is illegal

>lost some hearing
it's always temporary unless you do it often. what kind of night out is 40 quid? could easily have a decent night for 6/7 pounds

its not illegal if you choose to work that much

NEED a Mercedes
NEED to sit in that beautiful sleek cabin at night with that lovely blue LED glow

If thailad got caught at the playground and locked up he'd be thaisad

>10am and already decided what to have for lunch
wish i was this forward thinking with my life

>the virgin night

it would be but i waived my rights under the european working time directive in order to earn more money

Bees don't.

if thailad was chinese he'd be thairad

I wish people on this planet weren't so perverted.

if thailad was handsome, confident and good at pulling he'd be thaichad

any grim cunt ITT without a license?

THAIRAD!!! YOU BEEN FUCKING RADYBOYS AGAIN BEHIND MY BACK!

I’d recommend taking those largely useless speed cameras away from main roads, and putting them on every suburban street instead, set at 20mph.

work culture is insane
very strict and oblique social norms

general xenophobia

i did get poo'd on by a bee once ahaha

yes they do.

Lads are we "Black Death"?

if thailad was a bender he'd be thailad

if thailad was a short lived shallow trend he'd be thaifad

if thailad was a soviet city he'd be thaigrad

if thailad was here he'd be thaihere

if thailad didn't get a good nights sleep he'd be thaird

Why has climate change become politicised? Just because I'm conservative, why should I be against wanting less pollution in the air I breathe and preserving the limited fossil fuels we have left?

maisie fucking williams

if thailad was a vile nonce on the run from the UK authorities for noncing more children than a rotherham rape gang he'd be thailad

If thailad had no arms or legs he'd be thailidomide

actually convinced they put subpar 'comedians' on the radio specifically to annoy me

if thailad was a criminal he'd be thaibad

allah syria bashar o bas

I don't get it

i did normal hours there Tbh. i also wouldn't call the culture strict, just very hierarchical and formal. never experienced any xenophobia as well

if thailad forgot to wear a jonny he'd be thaidad

If Thailad were a business attire, he'd be called Tie

If thailad was a big cat he'd be a thaiger

t. British Conservative
You fellers are weird

For example in the Burj Khalifa, 30 to 40 percent of the entire building is devoted to the complex elevator system. That's tens of millions of dollars worth of space wasted on elevators. And also a huge obstacle to building tall skyscrapers were the elevators.

no one does. it doesn't mean anything

why are british conservatives weird

>Oh hi I haven't seen you in years its great to catch up

Plans for today

Watch endless Vox videos because I've fallen in love with that half Chinese girl
Watch the community shield
Maybe go to Morrisons before the shops close
Anxiously countdown the hours until my toil tomorrow

if thailand were angry he'd be thaimad

Currently, the Green levy, the main reason for the latest price rise, makes up at least £73 of an average £562 annual electricity bill.

big british cock

it was formerly Chuck's Feed & Seed

if thailad was an apple product he'd be tIpad

if thailad were irish he would be tadghlad

no virtually nothing then.

>community shield
that's today?
bit early innit?

If thailad stubbed his toe he'd be crylad

if you all fucked off I would be happylad

thinking about that girl who showed a bit of interest in me

if thailad were a chinese tea drinker he'd be chailad

humans are one of the few animals which cant synthesise their own vitamin C.

Shall I get a chicken bite meal deal for lunch or a kfc

tea is cha not chai

if thailad had marfans syndrome he would be a lad withis a genetic disorder of the connective tissue.[2] The degree to which people are affected varies. People with Marfan tend to be tall, and thin, with long arms, legs, fingers and toes. They also typically have flexible joints and scoliosis.[2] The most serious complications involve the heart and aorta with an increased risk of mitral valve prolapse and aortic aneurysm.[2][7] Other commonly affected areas include the lungs, eyes, bones and the covering of the spinal cord.[2]

Because you somehow missed the memo that all the other right wing parties got in the late 1990s that climate change was a gay Jewish conspiracy to close down coal mines and replace them with socialist mind control windmills. Your party literally campaigned against the Blair government in one election with one of its major platforms being that they would do more for the environment than Labour.

I just straight up tell them to fuck off and that I'm not interested in catching up or what they're doing in their lives

>think I look okay
>take a picture of myself
>JUST

who here /logang/?

now I'm doing it haha

lol so random

if thailad was- *new episode of Rick and Morty comes out*

PIICKLE RIIIIIICKKK

I've got a gf and we have sex and stuff

*burp*

us and guinea pigs

oh
right it seems like the other conservatives are thick then

what alternate history scenarios would make for good tv shows/kinos lads?

It's chai in pretty much half of the world

If thailad spoke thai he'd be thailingual

make a nice roast lad