Suh, dude! Heard in economy class that you're quite the film buff...

>Suh, dude! Heard in economy class that you're quite the film buff, can you fill this 32 gig flash with some movies I can watch with the squad? Thanks, bro!

Forgot to add - wat do?

32 gigs of gay porn

sure bro

Fine, I expect payment in advance.

32 YIFY flicks it is

Did anything like that ever happen to anyone before? What should you do in a situation like that? Start running?

Good friends have asked me to do this for them before. I usually give them a mix of easy going good movies like true romance and dumb stuff like the room. If some douchebag asks you this just say no?

Happened to me. Dude was a normie, so I put on some entry level good flicks, just No Country for Old Men and The Grand Budapest Hotel.

A week later he came back and told me they were boring and that after 10 minutes into each film he just skipped through them "to get to the exciting parts"

You would think I'm meeming, but I'm not. I was kinda disappointed.

Good taste

>those movies
>boring
Pretty bad taste your friends have Satan

He said (and I'm not even paraphrasing) "No Country for Old Men was boring and nothing happens, and Grand Budapest Hotel is for kids."

I asked him if he had a favorite film, and he said it would probably be The Bucket List (2007).

I'm not giving him any further recommendations.

Patrician

>to get to the exciting parts

B-but how would you know the context?

Yeah man no problem.

Obviously he was expecting you to load him up with Transformers, Fast and Furious and those Mtv movies where the ghost lives on Facebook.

A phenomenon I first noticed a few weeks ago is one of normies going on youtube and watching individual scenes from movies without having seen the movie first.

I gave a recommendation of Memories of Murder to a dude who said that he would like to watch more foreign films, and I'm not fucking kidding, the first thing he does is look up the film on youtube and watch the ending.

I asked him what the fuck he was doing, and he said "I wanted to see if it was good or not"

I can't believe these people.

Jesus

What the fuck is wrong with normies?

This us why I'm glad I have no friends

Go to any movie ending video on youtube and you will find people in the comments saying "I've never seen this movie, but wow is this a powerful scene" or some fucking bullshit like that. It's weird as fuck.

he wouldnt say -32 gig flash

he would say
>32 gigabit usb

lern 2 shitpost

Those aren't normie movies, retard. You show them shit like A Clockwork Orange.

>Fuck off, poorfag. I watch only from Netflix. It's called licensing, something that you should know from your economy class? *Sheesh*

I didn't say they were normie movies, I said they were entry-level.

Why so hostile?

>be 13
>field trip with le school
>we can watch movies on the bus
>bring machete and scott pilgrim
>they take machete off when the first tiddy comes on
>everyone complains about scott pilgrim being dumb and boring
>they put salt on everyone loves it
how can niggas be so dumb IM HEATED

Sorry, I just woke up.

A normie would watch Netflix

>underage

im 19 now bruhbruh

Back when I was in 9th grade, for the final film of the year, our class could vote to choose between two films we wanted to watch.

Movie 1: Goodfellas
Movie 2: Daybreakers

Goodfellas got slaughtered when it was revealed that it was from 1990. "I don't want to watch an old movie" was the main reasoning.

So we watched Daybreakers.

daybreakers is fun af tho.

It's no Goodfellas

Wtf Scott pilgrim should be literal kino to all underages

Salt is unmentionable.

true tho

Salt might take the cake for most forgettable movie I've ever seen.

Literally the only thing I can remember is titless jumping over a balcony rail to strange some dude with handcuffs.

What would you load?

Pay me, faggot

Why sure, Robert Downey Jr.! But don't you have enough money so you can just go see the movie in theaters?

He was just talking to you so that you dont shoot up the school.

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true kino

yo bro do you have a larger usb?

>Goodfellas got slaughtered when it was revealed that it was from 1990. "I don't want to watch an old movie" was the main reasoning.

Genocide all millennials

You're being such a narc

>1990 is now considered old

>squad
are you in the military?

>uses flash drives
>downloads movies
>even considers watching movies this way

I fucking hate normies

would you rather take 32 yify encodes or 1 kino?

Just grab a few dozen prime YIFI quality flicks straight off the best-selling charts and otherwise mainstream crap like Deadpool or The Passengers or Rogue One.

I cringed

>1990.
>"I don't want to watch an old movie"
I'm o-old ;-; ?

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>1990
>old

Jesus. I can understand if it was a movie made in the 50s or 60s, but the 90s?

>those digits

looks like satan is here and he hates normies

>1990 was 27 years ago

Chekecd.

What a faggot, he could've just not told you, and say he enjoyed them regardless or just give it to you easy. Normiies are blunt in the most retarded situations.

Nice me-

...

you don't even need to think much

just sort by popularity or number of seeds and viola

>put some relatively recent flicks on there
>later get a knock at the door
>it's the police
>"sir, is this your memory stick?"
>see McNormie behind them looking at you with disgust
>"Excuse me sir but we have a warrant to search your personal computer"

I can't dude.

>squad
who the fuck even uses this anymore

gr8 b8 m8s

i do that myself

movies are usually shit so it's good to check

>13
>machete
go

i name all my cp adam sandler films because nobody watches them

>to search my personal computer

my mom bought it

>sure thing breh
>Take his USB and never give it back
I don't care if he kicks my ass, fuck him

You spergs can't say "no" to people?

Imagine the awkward reaction, especially since you know these autists are bound to say no in the most autistic passive-aggressive way.