Why does Taylor Swift even have a roommate? It's not like she can't afford rent
Why does Taylor Swift even have a roommate? It's not like she can't afford rent
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She puts the mate in roommate.
its a friend thing you wouldnt understand
who wants to live alone in a big fancy house when you could hang out with your besty?
Why does Karlie have no upper lip?
She needs someone to help shave her pusy everday
She just enjoys the company of dedicated lesbian foot slave. So what?
whihc one is taylor swift
the one with 2 lips
up there or down there?
It's lonely at the top.
Saying it cause no one else is: Taylor Swift is HEAVILY rumored to be a lesbian. All those relationships are fake (or at least have been since around Red).
A gossip site recently leaked this fall that Taylor's team had Cara Delevigne sign NDA agreements after having sex with Taylor and then Cara told someone anyway
>multi million celebrity
>dosent polish toe nails
Dropped
It's easier to be discrete about scissoring with Karlie on top of my face daily when they're "roommates" and can smuggle me in their luggage.
Loneliness.
Also to feel normal.
I guess she gets lonely by only using her hand.
Imagine all the scissoring, rugmunching and HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE that happens between these two.
>lesbian
FUCKING DROPPED FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT FUCK YOU
They're just bff. DUH
Karlie isn't her roommate
Why is Cara so lewd
sex tape when?
>dat ass
>virtually no ass to be seen
Has she been BLACKED yet?
It's so she can look pretty in comparison. You guys don't get women.
t. nigger
>that red mark on her left knee
you just KNOW
never
>look pretty in comparison
>to a Victoria's Secret supermodel
I'd pay a lot of money to watch those two fuck
Never ever
Taylor and Karlie probably have their long smooth legs intertwined RIGHT NOW as they passionately kiss and look into each other's eyes with undying love and you will never get to witness it
It's part of the Truman Show enacted by Hollywood handlers.
Yeah, best friends who do everything together all the time. Everything.
Shes smart like that a business womyn
the fuck is on its face?
Jesus fuck you are an awful gender.
Qts
Sounds legit.
Taytay is also the leader of the alt right and is an avowed fascist nazi dictator.
The cutest.
>those bottles
What did Harrison mean by this?
Because she's bi. Duh.
Get these fucking homos out of my homo thread
this pleases my boner.
You know exactly what he means.
a tatoo, you mong
why is she so perfect bros?
>It's so she can look pretty in comparison
>perfect
>implying
she's too tall
lewd
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are you a manlet? a woman is only too tall if you are a manlet.
>hutt durr tall woman are manly
if she looks manly then i'm a faggot.
Women are worthless at being alone
optimum height for women is 5'4 - 5'8. anything beyond that is a giantess freak. also to answer your question, i'm not a manlet i'm average height 5'8 1/2.
>in b4 manlet, you must be 6'0
fuck you, 5'8 is the average american height
You are.
How many times do you think they dyked it off?
6'2 is the average height white young males stop coping
And the average American is a fucking manlet. When will you learn?
Also,
>Getting that .5 in
Sad.
Well Tom is very lewd.
>5'8 is the average
LMAO
>that thong
faggots hijacking this thread, it's a shame you can't beat up faggots online
He's a little slut.
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You can teach me a lesson by fucking my mouth mister :3
How are the Kushners so based?
This.
...
Karlie is dating a Jew
Yuck
"""(((Dating)))"""
Why are all Americans such manlets? Imagine living in a country where the average height is below 6 ft lmao there's 15 year olds taller than that here
their definition of "white" is very loose, george zimmerman is considered "white". It also does include older people, ever been to a suburban high school in the midwest or rocky mountains?
You speak as though you're not a manlet American.
No true Scotsman. Nice.
Also she is a legit psychopath/sociopath
>he is such a manlet has to bring statistics and averages
Who is top and who is bottom?
LEZZBEFRIENDS!
Tom Holland is obviously a bottom
they're just friends!
Harrison tops, Tom bottoms. It's what he was made to do.
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...What?
>stands next to a supermodel so she can look pretty in comparison
genius
i bit it and ate it
bcuz if anyone knows whar "democracy" needs its a spoiled 1% closetfag. kys plez.
Not really. I'm 5'10 and tower over like 50% of people.
Taylor? Yes.
Karlie is too pure for that.
the same reason leonardo dipcario does
What is the purpose of such a challenge?
This. Everyone knows she's a Sup Forums slut.
Someone link me to this exact video pls
I've tried
God
To see if you have autism.
That's obvious.
What does that prove?
Nothing at all, actually.
Dumbass posters.
nice star wars poster gaywad
>roommate
My cousin and her best friend slept in one bed for some time. It's just some bullshit women do.
>the Dutch used to be the shortest
>now they're the tallest
d-did they learn?
what caused this?
Because she's this generation's Lesley Gore.
they're obviously dykes but taytays redneck fans would never understand
It's always been correlated most closely to nutrition.
Taylor Swift is distancing herself from the light. More love, less hate pls.