Why does Taylor Swift even have a roommate? It's not like she can't afford rent

Why does Taylor Swift even have a roommate? It's not like she can't afford rent

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She puts the mate in roommate.

its a friend thing you wouldnt understand

who wants to live alone in a big fancy house when you could hang out with your besty?

Why does Karlie have no upper lip?

She needs someone to help shave her pusy everday

She just enjoys the company of dedicated lesbian foot slave. So what?

whihc one is taylor swift

the one with 2 lips

up there or down there?

It's lonely at the top.

Saying it cause no one else is: Taylor Swift is HEAVILY rumored to be a lesbian. All those relationships are fake (or at least have been since around Red).


A gossip site recently leaked this fall that Taylor's team had Cara Delevigne sign NDA agreements after having sex with Taylor and then Cara told someone anyway

>multi million celebrity
>dosent polish toe nails

Dropped

It's easier to be discrete about scissoring with Karlie on top of my face daily when they're "roommates" and can smuggle me in their luggage.

Loneliness.

Also to feel normal.

I guess she gets lonely by only using her hand.
Imagine all the scissoring, rugmunching and HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE that happens between these two.

>lesbian

FUCKING DROPPED FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT FUCK YOU

They're just bff. DUH

Karlie isn't her roommate

Why is Cara so lewd

sex tape when?

>dat ass
>virtually no ass to be seen

Has she been BLACKED yet?

It's so she can look pretty in comparison. You guys don't get women.

t. nigger

>that red mark on her left knee

you just KNOW

never

>look pretty in comparison
>to a Victoria's Secret supermodel

I'd pay a lot of money to watch those two fuck

Never ever

Taylor and Karlie probably have their long smooth legs intertwined RIGHT NOW as they passionately kiss and look into each other's eyes with undying love and you will never get to witness it

It's part of the Truman Show enacted by Hollywood handlers.

Yeah, best friends who do everything together all the time. Everything.

Shes smart like that a business womyn

the fuck is on its face?

Jesus fuck you are an awful gender.

Qts

Sounds legit.

Taytay is also the leader of the alt right and is an avowed fascist nazi dictator.

The cutest.

>those bottles
What did Harrison mean by this?

Because she's bi. Duh.

Get these fucking homos out of my homo thread

this pleases my boner.

You know exactly what he means.

a tatoo, you mong

why is she so perfect bros?

>It's so she can look pretty in comparison

>perfect
>implying

she's too tall

lewd
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are you a manlet? a woman is only too tall if you are a manlet.

>hutt durr tall woman are manly
if she looks manly then i'm a faggot.

Women are worthless at being alone

optimum height for women is 5'4 - 5'8. anything beyond that is a giantess freak. also to answer your question, i'm not a manlet i'm average height 5'8 1/2.

>in b4 manlet, you must be 6'0

fuck you, 5'8 is the average american height

You are.

How many times do you think they dyked it off?

6'2 is the average height white young males stop coping

And the average American is a fucking manlet. When will you learn?

Also,
>Getting that .5 in
Sad.

Well Tom is very lewd.

>5'8 is the average

LMAO

>that thong

faggots hijacking this thread, it's a shame you can't beat up faggots online

He's a little slut.
youtube.com/watch?v=6QzduTVWs2o

You can teach me a lesson by fucking my mouth mister :3

How are the Kushners so based?

This.

...

Karlie is dating a Jew

Yuck

"""(((Dating)))"""

Why are all Americans such manlets? Imagine living in a country where the average height is below 6 ft lmao there's 15 year olds taller than that here

their definition of "white" is very loose, george zimmerman is considered "white". It also does include older people, ever been to a suburban high school in the midwest or rocky mountains?

You speak as though you're not a manlet American.

No true Scotsman. Nice.

Also she is a legit psychopath/sociopath

>he is such a manlet has to bring statistics and averages

Who is top and who is bottom?

LEZZBEFRIENDS!

Tom Holland is obviously a bottom

they're just friends!

Harrison tops, Tom bottoms. It's what he was made to do.
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...What?

>stands next to a supermodel so she can look pretty in comparison

genius

i bit it and ate it

bcuz if anyone knows whar "democracy" needs its a spoiled 1% closetfag. kys plez.

Not really. I'm 5'10 and tower over like 50% of people.

Taylor? Yes.

Karlie is too pure for that.

the same reason leonardo dipcario does

What is the purpose of such a challenge?

This. Everyone knows she's a Sup Forums slut.

Someone link me to this exact video pls

I've tried

God

To see if you have autism.

That's obvious.

What does that prove?

Nothing at all, actually.

Dumbass posters.

nice star wars poster gaywad

>roommate

My cousin and her best friend slept in one bed for some time. It's just some bullshit women do.

>the Dutch used to be the shortest
>now they're the tallest
d-did they learn?

what caused this?

Because she's this generation's Lesley Gore.

they're obviously dykes but taytays redneck fans would never understand

It's always been correlated most closely to nutrition.

Taylor Swift is distancing herself from the light. More love, less hate pls.