/balk/ - Balkan Thread

Jannie gonna jannie edition

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Big poopy

Why haven't you moved to Shitfia?

because i was born there
provincials btfo

I dont want to die yet

why was the last thread kill

im from Burgas

your average balkan shithole

How do you call a Greek marathon?
The walking debt

AXAXAXAXAXAXA

Hi nyanko sensei

Jinius Jinius Jinius

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looks like shit
this lmao

Why haven't you moved to Skopje yet?

Кaпo-Кaпo Bepди, Eмпopиo Зopaни, бaндa нa pъбa и шe хoдитe oбpaни.
Tapкaлa e зaпoчнaл и пaк нe cъм винoвeн, чaкaм зa кypвaчкa бaтe cлyчaя yдoбeн.
Лaкът в бpaдaтa шe пocлeдвa и мaвaши, oхpaнaтa oт нoжки вcичкo знaeм,чe ca плaши.
Aдидac e кeцa и c Фeнди нa глaвaтa, yдapя ли тe c дяcнa ce зaлeпяш зa зeмятa.
Oбpaн e мaгaзинa, пoд издиpвaнe cмe тpимa.
Bcичкитe cмe гaдoвe и ш бepeтe ядoвe, мaлки пишлeмeтa, aмa къpтим чeнeтa, вcичкитe cтe тeжки,aмa викaтe чeнгeтa.
Oт Pyce хyлигaн cъм и нe мe eбe, coфийcкитe бaлъци ги пocpeщaм c мaчe.
Бaндaтa в apecтa зa пopeдeн път, пpaйм ca нa-тeжки, бaтe кyкитe мълчaт.
"Якo cи зaгaзил" викaт ми ceгa-нe тpeaшe нa тoя дa мy влизaш c тpaбa.
Звъня нa aдвoкaтa, мoя бpaт ми викa "cпoкo"-cъдятa e c oгpoмeн caнтимeнт към чичo Кoкo.
Дeлoтo oтъpвaм и пoчвaм дa бpъмчa,зa дeбeлa пaчкa шe ви paзкoвa.
Hoжкaтa e c мeнe и нe ми дpeмe, чaкaмe пo тъмнo дa ви нaeбeмe.
Живeя в бapaкa, aмa Гyчи ми e caкa, щoтo yдpям, нe пoвтapям и зa здpaвeц oтгoвapям.
Пo цeнтъpa вapимe кaтo Eл Чaпo, нe e бpaт ми викaм "Aз cъм caмo Кaпo"

this. meanwhile the pr*vincial struggles his entire life to get into some meme university course or УHCC just so that he can come to Sofia

Sup /balk/, gonna go on my first trip to your part of Europe this fall.
The plan is to go to Croatia first, and rent a car and drive over to Montenegro and maybe Serbia. Don't really want to just go to all the tourist traps. Also, is driving around down there fairly safe?

I'm really looking forward to know the Balkans better.

Btw notice how the bike path goes around the bus station

Genius city planners GENIUS

Bulgaria-Croatia border when?

Guys do me a favor and tell me some of the most remarkable things about your country, positve ones. Bulgarians dont need to reply.

5 more days of this retarded heat JUST

cause its poor, small, and has no perspective.
Not to mention, that I dont want to get woke up by a muezzin every morning

why do Albanians always pretend to be Greek/Italian?

Skopje is richer than Sofia even without EU gibs

Also soon will be bigger

>I dont want to get woke up by a muezzin every morning

Islamophobe

are they ashamed of being Albanians?
I mean .. who wouldn't be?

I ve been listening to only croat trap and yugo war music this summer

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>implying we don't make those troll accounts to make fun of gayreeks

~~VERY WHITE~~
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he looks like ice poseidon

Is that a tosk channel? I would be ashamed too

Why are albanians ( ) and Turks ( ) so easy to spot?

Tfw no Serbian (You)s

looks greek

When we annex the rest of the Balkans.

Albanian genetics

Fucking kek, is your entire country based in Skopje? And I thought we were extremely centralized, you certainly take the cake. And what does population have to do with anything even though Sofia has almost twice as much people?

Poor shithole

So... Bosnia, Macedonia, Montenegro and Serbia are richer than us? Should have thrown Moldovia in for good measure.

>Skopje richer than Sofia
AXAXAXAXAXAXAXA

You know what's funny? We can literally buy the whole of Macedonia with only our foreign reserves and still have money left in it. That's fucking sad.

t. never left Shitfia

>Bosnia, Macedonia, Montenegro and Serbia are richer than us

Not news

It's also not news that you're basically our colony now. You're going to be working in a Bulgarian factory soon, slave.

t. 25% unemployment and 30% taxes

t. Dead people

Shitgaria rekt

>PRANKU

Yeah that reform for tax is kinda retarded by sdsm

But it is not 30% i think

>Shitgaria rekt
This is a good thing you imbecile.Less blyadimirs and cockroaches will be coming here when they learn how bad it is.
P.S. Bulgaria is a horrible place.There is garbage on the streets and rapists/killers in every sidewalk.
Everyone is poor and there is no work.Worse than Russia/Syria and Turkey.
Don't come here.

He is right when you travel through Bulgaria it looks like "apocalypse". Good word to describe your shit country. How can Bulgarians let all their land go to waste like that? Only Albanian territories match you lmao

I wonder if there's some magic trick to exchange all those dirty and poor slav subhuman tourists with proper rich ones from Norway, Germany or even Asia

Hell, I can't take them anymore, they're pestering Northern Greece every fucking year. What government is ever gonna seal the northern borders?

I agree, Bulgaria is a shithole and you should stay out of it.Don't come to Bulgaria.

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I completely agree.Don't come to Bulgaria.Macedonia,Serbia,Greece,Turkey and Romania are much better.Always skip Bulgaria.

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But Sofia has bigger GDP per Capita than Baltimore, LMAO

Yes.All Bulgarians are gypsies.We kill you and rape you on the street.Don't come here.

Compare that shithole to based macedonia youtube.com/watch?v=KLdvlYNnLXw

Yes.Macedonia is heaven on earth.There is work and free gibs in Macedonia.There are no subhuman Bulgarians that will rape you and kill you and steal your money.Don't come to Bulgaria,go to Macedonia.

Makedonian roads... How the fuck can we ever compete, brahs? It's like they are living in the future

Do you have spaceships in Macedonia? Can I fly one?

Difference is Baltimore is like that since 100 years whilst Sofia since 5. You do realise it takes time to cleanse a city from communist trash, right?

dont forget about the bike lanes mate
the fookin bike lanes

>if we seal the northern border
Bulgarians are the biggest tourist group in Greece so youd probably go bankrupt (if thats even possible)

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t.cockroach
Paзкapaй ce хлeбapкo.Пocлeдният път нe ти ли бeшe дocтaтъчнo?

I am sad we are losing Serbs to be friends with Tatars and Albanians

Lets not lose our statehood while we at it

This type of expansion is sending i think wrong message to serbia and greece

History plays big part of the lifes of balkan people and mixed with nationalism which is high in the balkans

Where is written that you cant be friends with Serbs? Fucking teenager

cant wait for ww3 lads

lel I see serbo-fyromian butthurt is hard to control

>poor
>50% albanian
>bent the knee last week

can't wait for the rain and the extermination of browns. I wonder which will come sooner

Arische Kämpfer
Weiße Patrioten
nationale Sozialisten
GEGEN DIE ROTEN!!

lel

>kellyfat delusions

Can I speak to someone who wouldn't mind see Greece getting destroyed?

>Can I speak to someone who wouldn't mind see Greece getting destroyed?
You are in the wrong thread.
/tr/ is where you need to be.

me. i have no problem with greece getting destroyed

t.serdar
You should stop posting here.You are misrepresenting Bulgarians.Low IQ turklets like you belong at /tr/.

Albanian subhuman in Greece

im Bulgarian

I want to see Greece destroyed, but only to re become the Roman (Byzantine) Empire.

No, you aren't.
Bulgarians are not that stupid.

you are just jealous

Fuck off back to /mena/ Mahmud.We all know that you are not Romanian.

GIDF pls go

Jealousy implies that you have something that i want.
You are stupid.
You are not Bulgarian.
You have nothing.

t.serdar
Back to /tr/ with you.

no im Bulgarian

>no im Bulgarian
Literally ikigey levels of cringe.

dont use his turkish name

Here it is then ;)
LOOOOL KEKS

nice, your roads are better than ours

lots of payage though, ours are free

wake up
greece still exists

...

>macedonia has the lowest hdi in the balkans

you CANNOT make this shit up

Just saw Emoji movie and HOLY SHIT it was good

>macedonia

Greece pay denbts :D:D:D:D

trolling?

What are having for dinner fellow balkniggers?

>
a can of makarel and some bread and beer

50K salaries with bonuses and pirated games