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come to bed goyim edition

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need to suckle on big milky chosen breasts

EVERYDAY
I'M
SHUFFLIN'

*breaks the sound barrier*

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apparently vanilla extract is flammable?

>Sup Forums pass user
lol what a faggot, I guess Yankland truly is better than great sh*tstain

Trap??

>without the whole 'shitting on stage while bollock-naked' thing
but thats the best part

pretty impressive that bolt has done what hes done without cheating.

ah yes
ambien

got som pick n mix a few weeks ago and it wasn't very high quality

could it be that 8 year old me had low standards for the quality of his garbage sugary junk food?

it's got an insanely high alcohol content. public school peasants used to knock it back on the train after school because it'd get them drunk easily.

hows /gf2017/ coming along

[P]

did a think

Community shield, what channel?

who this?

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another day wasting away infront of the 'puter

NEED a muslim gf desu

not good

my gf

feel like a bit of a cunt for DLing the leaked episode 4 yesterday 2bh

cunt

it's on whogivesafuck sports 2

Everything has been said before
Nothing left to say anymore

Dads 2008 car is starting to look dated

sarah snyder

meeting up with a girl i got with last weekend, i don't even know why desu i feel like im making a big mistake

why the series is trash now

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reckon I might go to get some lunch from M&s since it's on the route home

What should I get lads?

miss peregrines hope for peculiar children is a terrible movie

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Donald Trump is under total Putin control

Bt sports 1.

only just woken up

fully fucking had it last night

BT

I can see the transgender and many-genders thing becoming part and parcel of modern life in the decades to come lads.

A very different future awaits and we're already behind the times.

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>deadlift has decreased but I've gained weight
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIN

Horribly. Will be doing the 'cide soon.

the virgin gym goer
the chad manual labourer

weak fatty

Someone post pickle dick

bizarre hearing about those pakis in britain who send their 'westernised' daughters all the way to pakistan deliberately to be honour-killed by their relatives there

like what the fuck is their problem?

>deadlift has probably decreased but I don't actually know since I haven't done it for 6 months

oh well

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don't care what other people do, I'll never accept it, these "people" will always just be spoiled little fops cowering in their villas trying to pretend the barbarians aren't right at the gates. I feel the same about most western leftists in general which is why they don't bother me. I know regardless they are doomed and deep down they know how fleeing their situation is which is why they're so neurotic.

>back in gym for 2 weeks after being out for nearly 3 months
>can barely DL 100 kg

grim

WE NEED SOME MORE GIRLS IN HERE
WE NEED SOME MORE GIRLS IN HERE
THERE'S TOO MANY MEN
TOO MANY MANY MEN
TOO MANY MEN
TOO MANY MANY MEN

Sensing some kind of pickle fever of late lads

I'M A NEWFOUNDLANDER BORN AND BRED AND I'LL BE ONE TILL I DIE. I'M PROUD TO BE AN ISLANDER AND HERE'S THE REASON WHY. I'M FREE AS THE WIND AND THE WAVES THAT WASH THE SAND. THERE'S NO PLACE I WOULD RATHER BE THAN HERE IN NEWFOUNDLAND.

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>you will NEVER feel this ALIVE

Taking a poo at gym

Was gonna take the last stall and do it quietly

But i thought about the virgin shit, so i took middle stall, and breathing loudly and grunting

ep4 was great ngl. too bad I had to watch it in shit quality cause I just couldn't wait

spent yesterday afternoon visiting friends in brum

I did think there were a lot of sheeds where I live but it was a busy day out and I didn't see a single white face until I reached his house

It's their culture.
Who are we to judge?

eating cheese and onion crisps

When I was a kid my grandparents took me to Orlando, Florida. We went to the pictures because the USA got new movies released 6 months before us back then, and they had a deal on self-serve pick'n'mix: Get your bag bang on $10 (or whatever), and it was free. So Grandad shovels some pick'n'mix into the bag, takes it to the checkout, they weigh it and it's a penny over. Grandad distracts the yank somehow and sneaks a couple of jelly beans out of the bag. He asks the yank to weigh it again and it's exactly $10, we got it free.

They may have stolen our colonies, but Britain always wins in the end.

I have a 2008 car too its not dated

I'm only 80kg you stupid Aussie cunt

I thought micks could handle the banter

How long ago was that land found though? Might wanna think about changing the name.

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*deploys the rolex sweep*

and 5'6

pathetic

weak fat manlet

roaring

cara 2bh lads

How well do kraut cars age? Have a 11 plate focus but would like something with a lot of power so I can blitz deano in his seat leon , am considering buying an 08 m3 or something

Lads, what foods normally eaten warm are actually better cold?

feeble obesity

Try again wankers 6ft

pizza

yeah but he lives in the city and all the other cars are much newer

more like 5'6

Not a single yank poster

Cherish this rare rare time

mate at the gym told me yesterday I'm looking much more swole compared to when we first met.
I think the heat and food here has really helped me tone up and get more lean.
I'm a strong proponent of sunbathing as a way to increase energy too, I've noticed a huge difference and I think the sun is a big part of that.
I think that's why Australians are generally pretty fit and vital as well compared to phlegmatic brits.

could pull 100kg for reps on my third time deadlifting at 80kg

Thought aussies weren't supposed to be runts aha

They're intolerant of different cultures. That's okay though because it's the evil western culture they don't tolerate, not the innocent beheading culture that we all need to respect and encourage pride in.

cock

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is this good
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5'11 90kg

5'6 ft more like hahaha

same

>I'm a strong proponent of sunbathing as a way to increase energy too, I've noticed a huge difference and I think the sun is a big part of that.

need a 17 plate S-class with interior blue LED glow

more like 6fat

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wrong

those are some ICBMs for sure.

want to be closer to 80kg by september 2bh no idea how that's happening haha

could pull 100kg for reps on my third time deadlifting at 80kg

im 56kg male

don't think there are any

cum