newcastle edition
/brit/
Yorkshire
That's not really Newcastle
sue
LMAO
L M A O
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Shart In the Mart!
SHART... IN THE MART!
How can we handle a meme so supreme?
We mart sharters? Sharters of the mart?
Before we begin to even try and comprehend this meme, this meme most supreme, we must break it into its constituent memetics.
First and foremost, we have the shart. The shart at the start. It starts... with a shart.
Shart.
SHART.
S H A R T
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Even at this early stage, you can hardly contain your preliminary giggles. But we are, after-all, merely starting (with the sharting).
Shart. Say the word. Swish it around in your mouth. Get to know the shart.
Is it a shit? Is it a fart? No, it’s nothing else but a shart. *The* shart. The shart at the start.
By this point, you’ve a healthy appreciation for the meme. You’re well acquainted with the shart. The shart at the start. But what comes next? Surely, if we were to end this with a simple shart, we would have a half-meme. A me, if you will. So you ponder to yourself, “What can follow up the shart? The shart at the start?”
You dwell on this for a bit longer, then it dawns on you...
WHERE?
The question is begged...
WHERE do we shart?
Of course, there is only one viable option.
The mart.
THE MART!
T H E
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M A R T
A
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Shart... IN THE MART!
SHART IN THE MART!
IT ALL COMES TOGETHER!
S H A R T
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T H E
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M A R T
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It’s beautiful in its blunt simplicity.
Shart in the mart.
And that, my friends, is how memetics are born.
t. Mart Sharter :^)
Cheshire best shire
The right side of history
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imagine waking up and finding yourself in this state
White people are riding their dirt bikes outside and being very disruptive
Called the police immediately
seriously though, abolish first past the post
there is no good reason to have it
coalition governments aren't more "chaotic"
people's voting preferences would be better reflected
system would be fairer for everyone
only tory and labour scum with cushy seats stand to lose anything
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cara
blood is about 70-80% water, so its possible that if you were bleeding to death but were drinking pints of water at the same time, enough to maintain the balance, you could avoid dying and bleed indefinitely
kind of annoyed that the guy who was looking to buy the m3 never responded
No cause eventually you'd flood your organs and die
Ola338628 minutes ago
@jakepaul
Dab on the haters
It's everyday bro
Merch link in bio
Love u don't worry those haters are just jealous
Jake Paul's number 1
Team 10 love u all
@erika Paul love u too
think the pet yank is having a mental breakdown
er no it's not divvy you would die
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i remember when this choon came out and a load of american teenagers started saying he was copying death grips by basically being black and rapping aggresively
testing out the oven timer today hehe
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Wrong its basic biology.
DAB on them haters bro
fucking banger tbf
lad that's not newc
saved 2bh
having a mental breakdown
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radical centrist innit
I miss the 90s.
>mum has her friend over for lunch with her autistic kids
>have to listen to some sperg teenage girl talk constantly throughout lunch about spergy shit
>she says legos started her interest in politics, and how she went "from Lego to Lenin"
fucking hell why are edgy autistic teenagers always communists
fingered tomi lahren in a jack in the box parking lot one time
yes it is you mongs
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>anglo blood
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good post
oh fuck
Did you fuck her lad?
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>going on holiday
>bought The Tin Drum to read
>paperback is the same as the hardcover
It's a shame. I really like the Everymans Library copies of books 'cause they look so nice but it's impractical to sit there reading it really
fucking LOL
love rick and morty
see you kids on reddit
pickles OUT
type your thoughts upon seeing this cat
wonder what janny'll think of this
>hostel claims 18-35 year old policy
>get there and half the people I see are 40+
> some aul one who's probably about 60 and takes 2 years to climb the one little narrow staircase in the building
ahh yes ""''youth""" hostels
vile
i just talked to my dad throughout the ordeal about travel
why is timmy playing jingle bells in august the madhead
if you were famous would you edit your wikipedia page?
off to the pub
want to neck myself 2bh
did you go for the cheapest one you could find?
>legos
fuck off yank
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alri french fry
i like it's eyes
white cockneys are vile horrible people
hope they all leave to essex
I don't think it breaks any rules.
Twitter would send the police round, but I think it's safe on Sup Forums.
>didn't book my seats in the pub
>have to stand
what you on about?
>[P]
you really love this picture don't you paddy
the irish post
>white cockneys
this isn't the 80s
i'm a normal and nice commie
hope you remembered to bring your pint glass
Hope it drowns LOL
Long Good Friday is pure Cockneykino
it's kind of a disturbing image
yeah I know there's a few of them left in london and I want them all gone
I'd gladly take on 5 million refugees just to get rid of them
ahh yes the regressive left
no such thing as a normal commie
i'm sure you're perfectly nice though
Welcome to Sup Forums.
PICKLE RICK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
i wouldn't make out with it
the gfs taken a year out
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new nerve song
I actually don't browse reddit that much. check worldnews maybe once an hour and might check the front page a few times throughout the day, but thats it. don't even remember the last time I left a comment
>can't watch valerian because literally not even a cam is up
gay
That man has had his life ruined forever and you're using him for some cheap laughs? I wonder how you'd feel if the positions were reversed. You're bloody revolting mate
>forgot to take my pint glass to the pub
>had to cup the beer in my hands and slurp it up
business idea: wank slowly, using deliberate strokes, to really feel and understand your willy
isn't this the girl that shakes her tits around in that webm
TURNTMYSELFINTOAPICKLE MORTYYYYYYY
white people fuck white people
A little preachy but I don't have a problem with the anti-miscegenation message. The races are all very fine and well on their own but they shouldn't mix and it's cruel on the kids as they always end up confused as fuck and often with disorders like epilepsy.
surprised the BBC haven't ordered eastenders to completely cut out all white characters from the cast
what do you call a fat psychic?
a four-chin teller
yes
yes
no
no
of course I do. its fucking hilarious
rorkes are mentally ill
post it and i'll tell you
Off to Costa with the gf
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i'll try and find it
more like costa a lota
Yeah the blooming BBC and their blooming diversity agenda
Crazy innit it's like they want to kill All white people
My thought can only be expressed in image form.
>no video in a year
>no tweet in a year
>last instagram feb 15th
she's gone missing
*sits cross legged and takes out a book*