If I were to have a perfect life

We would start with my Welsh wife,
Surrounded by my English garden -
With just enough Scottish thorns
To keep the Irish out.

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Look out, emus!

Were my English garden to wilt,

I would have to look to my hilt,

And hire many Spaniards
To take care of my concerns

While my Welsh wife and I,

Fuck on a hammock.

In full view of the gardeners.

...

Were the Greek to peep,

At my Welsh wife and I in the creek,

Then my Triple Entente,

Would destroy your Hellenic Republik.

And I would cum on your teat. All the time.

Like I would just fuck your teat all the time.

You're really American?

I'm Sumerian.

It's just a rhyming word so I can cock-fuck you. :)

{Gently fucking in a hammock}

Mixing cyrillic and latin like that looks so stupid.

mumbmumble soviet unbion ist bevst!

Иo, you iдioт

There was a Bulgarian,

That peaked at my Wife on the derrière(bum)

While she was embarrassed

I jumped to the bombast

And beat his brain into the pavement.

And beat his face into the pavement.

And beat his face into the pavement. :)

you no Bulgarza anymore Slav?

The Bulgarians mixed with the Tartarians,

And they made a child for the future,

No-one cared because they both don't exist,

So it was aborted.

I would prefer to stick to poetry,

But your kind has no good names that rhyme -

bit, blitt, brit, britt, ccitt, chit, dlitt, fit, fitt, flit, fytte, grit, hit, hitt, ihtfp, it, kit, kitt, knit, lit, litt, mitt, mlitt, nit, pit, pitt, plitt, pritt, quit, ritt, schlitt, schmidt, schmit, schmitt, sit, skit, slit, smit, smitt, spit, split, splitt, stitt, tit, tritt, vitt, whit, whitt, wit, witt, witte, writ

I think I prefer to call you shit.

>flag
>convict colony

cute

>An Ireland came
>And bet his name
>But when the horse did lose
>We found you'se fucking a donkey

Reply in fucking poem if you're anything like a Man,

You Gaelic piece of shit,

I would fuck with you

But the EU already onto it

In 20 years we'll be asking "Who?"

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Youse cunts are shit a real peaty. Furking grow up and learn to fucking speak cunts.

Australian shitposting is evolving.

>My way said to Norway

>There is no way

>You could have your way


*with a coy smile*

> Without my husband entering yourway :)

Basically rape + goon.

Basically white while you live in an aborigine infested shithole.

> There once was a Norway named Inupiat,

> Who lived in an igloo far from intent

> When asked what excited him

>He said the noise from the tent

>And so he wanked off to his mother and his Russian step-Dad fucking.

Norway, reply in poem if your language allows it.

I know it takes along time to spell out all those vowel words but really? example:

>A Norway and and Italian enter a barber shop at rush hour

>The Italian beats the Norwegian to death and hides his corpse under a barber chair

>No-one cares

>Eventually the Norwegian corpse liquidizes and is able to be poured down into the sewers

> Absolutely no-one cares.

You're pathetic, retarded and I feel sorry for you if this is what your life has come to but I have to congratulate you for your effort my sad little man.