Look who I met

Look who I met

>that fucking head size difference
holy fuck, no wonder he has no neck

did alex post any weight loss progress pics yet?

Jesus christ, this pic explains so fucking much abou the state of Sup Forums and Sup Forums

woah Alex, you met Tom Holland?

>DEX vs STR

yeah, he is the one on the left
right is some fat fuck from Sup Forums

did they?

Christ what a fucking pussy

where the fuck are your eyebrows? did you not drink milk? you have a teen lesbian body

>where do you work out?
>the library

this made me laugh more than it should have

Are you even male?

I thought the girl on the right was the girl from stranger things

ffs, if you're going to tuck in your shirt, wear a bloody belt.

YOU JUST KNOW

Did he ask why he shaved off his cute fucked up eyebrows?

>Sup Forums and Sup Forums are 90% dumb ass children

who would have guessed

>this is what an average cuckservitive looks like

It's not tucked in you dumb bong

You met David Rubin?
Nice one Al!

Should have stuck a knife in his throat!!!FACT!!!

hi Alex, who's the twink?

He's a big guy

Alex does a really good job holding in his stomach.

I thought you had to 18 to go on this site..

Only on weekends.

Alex Jones likes to fuck twinks? He has good taste.

>Heh, you're a fucking bluepilled cuck, kiddo. I'm not a scrawny little nu-male like you, I'm a superior aryan ubermensch who spends 5 days a week doing squats and deadlifts when I'm not curbstomping shitskins for the Trumpenfuhrer. Do you even take Super Male Vitality, or are you a beta little nu-male libcuck?

Reminder that this is the face of the poster behind those kinds of posts

Let the boy go Alex, he's not illuminati!

and people wonder why Sup Forums have no discussion about movies
how can you have discussion when majority here is 15y old faggets like OP

my fucking sides lmfao

is that dave rubin?

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>average alex jones fan.jpg

Is anyone else wondering what the fuck happened to his eyebrows? Did he become so "redpilled" that his powerlevel became too great for his eyebrow hair, kinda like One Punch Man?

>bad teeth makes you a redneck
His shirt must have really triggered you.

lmao

that shirt is pretty funny though

>that shirt is pretty funny though

underrated

>on the right

Alex Jones is a Zionist Shill.

So is Donald Trump, but both of them are Sup Forums approved you nu-male libcuck reddit cuck nigger-loving cuckbot faggot CTR shill

That's not how you open a can of pickles

the other right

whats with the 404 eyebrows ?

Brain Force in effect

Is this the birth of a epic new meme?

Red pill me on eyebrows. Are they degenerate?

Eyebrows are a jewish plot meant to make nonblack men look more effeminate when compared to blacks

Who is this twink, where can I see pics of his boipucci

>Speed Vs Strength

>this is your regular Sup Forums poster

>where can I see pics of his boipucci
there are regular /polgbt/ threads on that board

you just know

Where did anyone mention teeth, Meth mouth?

Holy shit the memes are right. Alt righters are actually the nu male beta cucks they claim everyone else.

Bro are you 12? You look like a ball sack.

That image is retarded. It doesn't matter how big and strong you are, swords cut through flesh all the same, and the faster you are at swinging a sword and dodging, the better off you are out of the two

He looks like an old man that dyes his hair black. Kek.

Is this the reason Alex divorced his wife?

Damn, could you fit more Sup Forums buzzwords into a single sentence? Lmao

>You look like a ball sack.
>He looks like an old man that dyes his hair black.

He looks like one of those babies that just came out of the 'gina and has almost no hair

I tried

>You have a teen lesbian body

aheh

ITS THE NAHTZEEEEESSS

Wew lass

>implying Trump won't be the most Israel-friendly president the USA has ever seen

Trump loves the jews. His daughter converted, his son married a jewess, and his grandson is jewish.

I had a dream last night that I saw Alex Jones but he ran off before I could get my camera.

based

>Implying op doesn't look like a sikly Jewish man who escaped a concentration camp
Poor little feller. They took his eyebrows

Yeah but at least they're not heteronormative white cis christian mansplaining racist sexist homophobic transphobic xenophobic islamophobic anti-semetic white privileged trust fund patriarchic literally HITLER male shitlords

During the shoahcaust, they shaved off his eyebrows so the evil Nazis could make foreskin-warmers for their goyische uncircumsized penises

(((You)))

Where did all the Sup Forumstard go? They usually like to hord up on anyone that calls them out.

Nice try Alex
>Samefagging to get (you)s

10/10

>super male vitality

every fucking time, it's gold.

You realize swords aren't light sabers, right? You still need a lot of upper body strength to do any amount of damage to someone. And then as soon as you make one mistake and the other guy gets a hold of you, you stand no chance.

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Not going to lie, he's pretty cute. I'd fuck the Sup Forums right out of him

>Autism
Nothing you posted matter because the moment you try to teleport behind me and unshealth your katana, you're gonna get a hot piece of lead lodge in your ass

Sup Forumstards on SUICIDE watch

Alex standing with proof what happens when you don't buy his filters

Did Alex Jones give him...His daily dose?

Thats nothing, check this one.

>young
>not fat
>well groomed
>confident stance
>no hoverhand
>meeting the most famous guy in the alternative media

uhhh why are people acting like he is btfo?

I wish I had pics with alex jones and my favorite porn stars desu

Samefag.

What do you do to get such a clean trim on your eyebrows? Do you use nair? Is that the secret of the old Mexican ladies that work at the 99 cent store?

>dildo in the pepe pic

it's hard to see AJ's eyebrows in that pic too

or perhaps he is an olympic swimmer and shaved his eyebrows for improved hydrodynamics

>savior of the white race

Alex Jones eyebrows are visible and light colored.
>Olympic swimmer

looks like eye-brow shaving is the hot new trend amongst the aut-right