KANE?
KANE?
Logan Hill
James Fisher
>The Monster of Middlesborough
Jace Anderson
>The molester of Malta
Dylan Miller
>The Stomper of Stoke
Daniel James
>the wrecker of Watford
Samuel Taylor
>The Mauler of Malta
Nathaniel Wilson
>the King of Kosovo
Carter Bell
The reddit of memes
Ryder Richardson
>the Slayer of Scotland
Bentley Baker
>The Burner of Bournemouth
Christopher Howard
Are strikers supposed to not score against the lower teams? They make up 75% of your points in any given season.
Jeremiah Bailey
>those anglo genes
Yuck
Jordan Ross
>The Nightmare of Northampton
Jayden Turner
Are there even any Dutch genes left? About a decade ago you were only 80% Dutch and that even included Germans who did little more than identify as Dutch. Notice how you've done worse by bringing more and more niggers into the team? Must be a pure coincidence I guess.
We could have discussed it next year in one of the WC threads, but you won't be there so we can't :(
Anthony Johnson
>The window licker of wembley
William Cooper
the mouth breather of milton-keynes
Nicholas Morris
kek
Hunter Brown
And it's not like he only scores against lower teams anyway. When was the last time he didn't score against Arsenal?
He's ethnically Irish iirc
Jacob Parker
>the mincer of malta
Jacob Cook
The Arsenal of Tottenham
Jaxson Perry
Great post lad
Gavin Gonzalez
Arsenal are a lower team tbqh
Xavier Garcia
>The wanker of Wolverhampton
Nathan Flores
you think he knows how to? he strikes me as the kind of person who wouldn't understand how to do anything unless it was demonstrated several times
Jace Sullivan
Why does he wear the mask?