Catholic edition
/brit/
>aids is bad
>but condoms are worse
lol christcucks
alri
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build a dome over the m25
haha
miss 'a she was a nice girl, rorkes scared her off
Vetements
might have a WANK
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anime
Why is America so much nicer than Britain?
I'm looking at 'New Jersey' which is supposedly shit but it looks like a really posh area here. Where did we go wrong
God I want to be fucking American
anime
>5 days on, 2 days off
it ain't right
>British tourist dies in Ibiza
And nothing of value was lost
DELET
>>aids is bad
>>but condoms are worse
>lol christcucks
can't stop eating lads, all of a sudden i've just started munching through everything
put on a stone (12 stone now) in just over 2 months
the virgin verdict
yeah
quite like megumin
*is a generic code monkey runt*
*attaches air of self-importance to self*
>well you see, an intellectual such as I can ONLY work in london, as that's where my java programming skills are needed the most
should be 3 days off 4 days on. that seems more balanced
>tfw had this before
>tfw got them to take me on full time.
>tfw more money but more miserable.
fatty
some of it is fucking awful
t. travel to New Jersey quite often for work
Drink more tea, it's a great appetite suppressant.
americans are shit people
new motor lads
alri yank on holiday
I don't want to live in london. im not a coder either.
but unfortunately most of the jobs which lead onto the career i want to have, that i found after uni were either in london or the south east.
i found one opportunity in manchester but they didn't answer.
DEWSBURY MENTIONED
cara
>tfw no qt columbine gf to do shooter hands with
really empty feeling
quiet lad in work must have been smashed and came out as bi on facebook at 3am this morning then deleted the rambling post
Post-1950s America looks rather bland but still nicer than Britain
Pre-1950s America is really lovely. Its like a larger, cleaner, posher, nicer England
>tfw my car isn't nearly as woke as this
cinnamon and clove
Fuck off we're full
wtf
just found this on my wife's phone
>sara's tweets are protected
first 'a now sara and soon were gonna lose tim too
follow ur dreams
PICKLE RICK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>cleaner, posher, nicer
no
One time I went to the city and left my truck parked outside of a strip-mall. When I came back, there was a piece of paper warning about chem-trails pinned under my windshield wiper. City people amirite?
dear santa
please bring me a pole vault gf
yours sincerely user
If I help you get an employers' permit will you fuck off and stop posting here?
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I'm literally meeting up with some lads from Reddit next weekend that I've never met before and we're going to the pub and then to a footy match
I want to be a fucking yank HOW DO I DO IT
soundcloud.com
Quite like this song lads and it would be nice if you would give me your honest opinion on it
i miss aisha's twitter
there's her curiouscat but she stopped using that too
>not having legacy captcha
despise that tumblrite morbid fascination for killers
le i will kill you and your family face
Who /pirate/ here?
she's lost about 100 followers lol bet she just whines about being suicidal
t. Timothy James Byrne
foy
kinda wish i was an italian american lads
shant be following that link
I've met people off Sup Forums three times in total.
first was just a lad who went to my uni
second was a group meeting of a general
third was a bit more convuloted
>used to go on omegle r9k a few years back
>made lots of internet friends from there on skype
>met an internet friend of an internet friend irl when he came to britain
>doesn't know eroshare
mate
it's not 2006 anymore, granddad
The East India Company literally pays me to steal shit from French and Spanish merchant ships.
youtube.com
wish I was one sometimes
why is wales so fucking shit
stop drinking tea
Which one of you lads is this?
How did it go? Did you get on with them?
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nah in uni reply back in 2 years
Would meet up with a certain few /brit/ posters, but most of you seem like terminal runtoids
Enjoy solving 20 puzzles befor Google finally gives you one that works.
Don't even care remotely, you sad cunt
need a qt leaf gf to go fishing with
the lad from uni was fairly sound we sat in a pub discussing memes and normies and politics
the group thing was alright, a few of them were a bit autistic
the third one was also alright but the guy was completely and utterly self-absorbed (which i knew anyway).
^ an interesting tidbit of this one is that an IRL friend of his came along at some point. me and the irl friend ended up catching the same train back. the irl friend awkwardly asked me about the 'internet forum' that the guy said i knew him from.
The only board I would dare to meet in real life would be /out/. I would also say /k/, but we all know how the brownie incident went, so /k/'s a no go.
require one Pelagea ASMR gf lads
post you are 1500mfu
animepol has had several RL meetups and one wedding
fucking poos man
sturgeon is the queen's fish mate
if you catch one in territory Are Liz is big cheese of, you need to offer it to her
jokes on you, i enjoy puzzle solving
>tfw met up with people from Sup Forums, /fa/ and /brit/
>intimidated by life
>how the brownie incident went
the what
>the brownie incident went
Still absolutely CACKLING at this years later.
she isn't even pelagic
no one loves me
fuck off tim
>the group thing was alright, a few of them were a bit autistic
>the lad from uni was fairly sound we sat in a pub discussing memes and normies
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Go ask /k/. I dare not retell such horror.
So UK is gonna pay 40 billion euros to EU?
>wake up in my london prison cell(only costs 3/4 of my salary, what a bargain)
>call to prayer is particularly loud this morning, rasheed roommates are praying and not letting me go back to sleep
>get up, dressed and leave, don't forget my alkaline in case anyone throws acid at me
>head to the tube sta WOAH ACID ATTACK, haha first one of the day
>get on the tube, £20 to go one station
>a nice quiet train rid- BOOOOOOOMM another nail bomb, just part and parcel I ain't no racist
>get to work
>See which areas I can't go to on the BBC diversity radar
>rinse and repeat on the way home
>heh, stupid provincials don't know what they're missing, I haven't seen a white person in weeks
*actually does something about it*
Some lad came in browies he fed to the rest of them
pretty sure some /k/ommando took brownies to a meetup, then revealed afterwards with tripcode and pictures that he used lots of semen in them
yeah
Come gather 'round people
Wherever you roam
And admit that the waters
Around you have grown
And accept it that soon
You'll be drenched to the bone
If your time to you
Is worth savin'
Then you better start swimmin'
Or you'll sink like a stone
For the times they are a-changin'.