/brit/

Catholic edition

youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk

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>aids is bad
>but condoms are worse

lol christcucks

alri

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build a dome over the m25

haha

miss 'a she was a nice girl, rorkes scared her off

Vetements

might have a WANK

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anime

Why is America so much nicer than Britain?

I'm looking at 'New Jersey' which is supposedly shit but it looks like a really posh area here. Where did we go wrong

God I want to be fucking American

anime

>5 days on, 2 days off

it ain't right

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40844445

>British tourist dies in Ibiza
And nothing of value was lost

DELET

>>aids is bad
>>but condoms are worse

>lol christcucks

can't stop eating lads, all of a sudden i've just started munching through everything

put on a stone (12 stone now) in just over 2 months

the virgin verdict

yeah
quite like megumin

*is a generic code monkey runt*
*attaches air of self-importance to self*

>well you see, an intellectual such as I can ONLY work in london, as that's where my java programming skills are needed the most

should be 3 days off 4 days on. that seems more balanced

>tfw had this before
>tfw got them to take me on full time.
>tfw more money but more miserable.

fatty

some of it is fucking awful

t. travel to New Jersey quite often for work

Drink more tea, it's a great appetite suppressant.

americans are shit people

new motor lads

alri yank on holiday

I don't want to live in london. im not a coder either.

but unfortunately most of the jobs which lead onto the career i want to have, that i found after uni were either in london or the south east.

i found one opportunity in manchester but they didn't answer.

DEWSBURY MENTIONED

cara

>tfw no qt columbine gf to do shooter hands with
really empty feeling

quiet lad in work must have been smashed and came out as bi on facebook at 3am this morning then deleted the rambling post

Post-1950s America looks rather bland but still nicer than Britain

Pre-1950s America is really lovely. Its like a larger, cleaner, posher, nicer England

>tfw my car isn't nearly as woke as this

cinnamon and clove

Fuck off we're full

wtf
just found this on my wife's phone

erome.com/a/PKgve4Qj

>sara's tweets are protected

first 'a now sara and soon were gonna lose tim too

follow ur dreams

PICKLE RICK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>cleaner, posher, nicer
no

One time I went to the city and left my truck parked outside of a strip-mall. When I came back, there was a piece of paper warning about chem-trails pinned under my windshield wiper. City people amirite?

dear santa

please bring me a pole vault gf

yours sincerely user

If I help you get an employers' permit will you fuck off and stop posting here?

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I'm literally meeting up with some lads from Reddit next weekend that I've never met before and we're going to the pub and then to a footy match

I want to be a fucking yank HOW DO I DO IT

soundcloud.com/arnarmarkodoku/grae-a-grei-a-selja-intro
Quite like this song lads and it would be nice if you would give me your honest opinion on it

i miss aisha's twitter
there's her curiouscat but she stopped using that too

>not having legacy captcha

despise that tumblrite morbid fascination for killers

le i will kill you and your family face

Who /pirate/ here?

she's lost about 100 followers lol bet she just whines about being suicidal

t. Timothy James Byrne

foy

kinda wish i was an italian american lads

shant be following that link

I've met people off Sup Forums three times in total.

first was just a lad who went to my uni
second was a group meeting of a general
third was a bit more convuloted
>used to go on omegle r9k a few years back
>made lots of internet friends from there on skype
>met an internet friend of an internet friend irl when he came to britain

>doesn't know eroshare

mate

it's not 2006 anymore, granddad

The East India Company literally pays me to steal shit from French and Spanish merchant ships.

youtube.com/watch?v=OyIN6taZBC8
wish I was one sometimes

why is wales so fucking shit

stop drinking tea

Which one of you lads is this?

twitter.com/_ConnorM/status/893893651964866562

How did it go? Did you get on with them?

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nah in uni reply back in 2 years

Would meet up with a certain few /brit/ posters, but most of you seem like terminal runtoids

Enjoy solving 20 puzzles befor Google finally gives you one that works.

Don't even care remotely, you sad cunt

need a qt leaf gf to go fishing with

the lad from uni was fairly sound we sat in a pub discussing memes and normies and politics

the group thing was alright, a few of them were a bit autistic

the third one was also alright but the guy was completely and utterly self-absorbed (which i knew anyway).
^ an interesting tidbit of this one is that an IRL friend of his came along at some point. me and the irl friend ended up catching the same train back. the irl friend awkwardly asked me about the 'internet forum' that the guy said i knew him from.

The only board I would dare to meet in real life would be /out/. I would also say /k/, but we all know how the brownie incident went, so /k/'s a no go.

require one Pelagea ASMR gf lads

post you are 1500mfu

animepol has had several RL meetups and one wedding

fucking poos man

sturgeon is the queen's fish mate
if you catch one in territory Are Liz is big cheese of, you need to offer it to her

jokes on you, i enjoy puzzle solving

>tfw met up with people from Sup Forums, /fa/ and /brit/

>intimidated by life

>how the brownie incident went
the what

>the brownie incident went

Still absolutely CACKLING at this years later.

she isn't even pelagic

no one loves me

fuck off tim

>the group thing was alright, a few of them were a bit autistic

>the lad from uni was fairly sound we sat in a pub discussing memes and normies

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Go ask /k/. I dare not retell such horror.

So UK is gonna pay 40 billion euros to EU?

>wake up in my london prison cell(only costs 3/4 of my salary, what a bargain)
>call to prayer is particularly loud this morning, rasheed roommates are praying and not letting me go back to sleep
>get up, dressed and leave, don't forget my alkaline in case anyone throws acid at me
>head to the tube sta WOAH ACID ATTACK, haha first one of the day
>get on the tube, £20 to go one station
>a nice quiet train rid- BOOOOOOOMM another nail bomb, just part and parcel I ain't no racist
>get to work
>See which areas I can't go to on the BBC diversity radar
>rinse and repeat on the way home

>heh, stupid provincials don't know what they're missing, I haven't seen a white person in weeks

*actually does something about it*

Some lad came in browies he fed to the rest of them

pretty sure some /k/ommando took brownies to a meetup, then revealed afterwards with tripcode and pictures that he used lots of semen in them

youtube.com/watch?v=Cq_MNnFv_u8
youtube.com/watch?v=Cq_MNnFv_u8

yeah

Come gather 'round people
Wherever you roam
And admit that the waters
Around you have grown
And accept it that soon
You'll be drenched to the bone
If your time to you
Is worth savin'
Then you better start swimmin'
Or you'll sink like a stone
For the times they are a-changin'.