User's Story (2017)

>user's Story (2017)

Who do you cast as Mommy?

Vera Farmiga

Kat Dennings

rachel mcadams
sharon stone
catherine zeta-jones

Sofia Vergara and Selma Hayak

I like you

you shouldn't... couple of skags out of ten

Jessica Chastain

>no one mentions Sigourney

Fucking plebs.

Kat Dennings hasn't reached mommy tier yet

No,that's mommy's sexually frustrated sister who wants a baby.

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Bella Thorne as daddy

thicc, i bet she likes black men, she's made for us

If I had to cast someone as my mum in a movie, it'd have to be Rosie O'Donnell. She and my mum look almost identical.

MOMY user NEED MILKY

Catherine Zeta Jones
Christina Hendricks
Cate Blanchett
Evangeline Lilly

Emilia Clarke

mexibro?

Lots of people have used that phrase

>tfw none of these mummies even have any kids

mommykotova is the best mommy because she has the cutest daughter in the world

Your actual mommy.

Nobody cares about the kid why do you pedos always ruin good mommy threads?

yeah, but he always posts pepes too

just wanted to wish him a happy new year, 2bh

What even that movie be about? How a single mom slowly discovers incestious traits about herself?

>le pedo maymay

nice projecting, sickomommyfag

I always notice that with these mommy threads.

>my eyes are up here

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Why are pale breasts so enchanting?

makes no sense, right?

all the """"mommys" are bunch of barren bitches

>obsessed with little girls
>have pictures of little girls saved on your computer
>always post these pictures of literal children talking about how they're cute and you want to cuddle them
>get called out on it
>PROJECTING PROJECTING PROJECINTG RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Every time

>more projecting

every time

all she needs is a kid in her womb and she's there
any volunteer?

most of these slav cunnys have pretty hot mommies, 2bh

I'LL DO IT CALLED IT

That woman is not hot, she looks plastic as fuck

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yeah, they're a bit plastic, I'll give you that

but they have pretty good bods

Alexandra daDDario

She can only provide little sustenance

>no tits
>no ass

You call that a good bod?

what, you're into fatties or something?

He wants to fuck children. You really think tits and ass matter to him? He's a fucking degenerate, as long as they're a child or childlike it fills his two inch cock with blood.

>not liking a skeleton body means you're into fatties

I can never understand how idiots think like this

>projecting THIS hard

wow, you mommyfags have some serious issues

wew

kill yourself pedofaggot

The only right choice.

kek, bet you're one of those redditors that fell for le thicc meme

Kate

>kill yourself pedofaggot

*tips

>make a valid statement/question
>I BET UR A LE REDDITOR XD

Why can't you people just admit you're pedos? Your posts would go a lot smoother if you were honest, or is this one of those things where they enjoy acting like delusional idiots?

well, was I right or not?

Christ look at that head. Where would this woman be without those tits?

>pedo gets triggered at non-pedos for not being pedos like him

kek, every time

seek help, you sicko

Why do you have pictures of children saved on your computer?

well, where else I'm I supposed to save them, professor einstein?

>user's Story (2017)

Who do you cast as Uncle?

kek, 2creepy4me

would cast based based nathan instead

Why do you have pictures of children?

>posts on Sup Forums
>doesn't have a cunny folder

do redditors really do this?

Why didn't you answer the question?

well, why does anyone do anything?

you're obviously asking a deep metaphysical question that escapes your own comprehension of life

>not Charmander/Charmeleon/Charizard
You only had one job.

Are you saying you don't know why you save pictures of children and that it's just in your nature?

OH GOD

Just when I thought I knew the full extent of her ass another picture comes along that makes it look even bigger.