About to board plane to DC

>about to board plane to DC
>no less than 6 snackbars in line with me
>none of them have carry-ons

Pray for me

>Next in line please
>My name is Muhammad al Jihadi, party of six. One way tickets please.

THEY ALL JUST WENT TO THE BATHROOM AT THE SAME TIME AND CAME OUT AT THE SAME TIME

SHOULD I EVEN BOARD

Look like your going to meet Allah soon brother

Report any and all suspicious activities

Key factor is DC. This might be for real

Report them. If you see something say something.

Top lel
Allah speed user.

They shout aloha snackbar during flight
You shout deus vult in response and commence with your attack plan

Looks like I'm not the only person who noticed something, some woman just went to tell somebody. Good thing it wasn't me, wouldn't wanna be labeled an Islamiphobe!

Don't get on that flight

You should back her up and corroborate. Strength in numbers. Post pics if you possibly can.

I'm going to be flying to Orlando on Saturday...God help me.

Let's hope they're Sikh.

SNACKBARS APPREHENDED, TWO AIR MARSHALLS CAME RUNNING DOWN THE TERMINAL

What's the flight number? I wanna see this shit live

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Okay, fuck off

Rest well my brother

CHECK FOR ANY REPORTS FROM JFK INTERNATIONAL

Pictures faggot

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Le le le le le le le XDDDDDD

lol

Relax, they were just performing the traditional ritual of fellatio before undertaking a journey

PICS OR BS

pics and flight number or fake

absolutely haram

Rip brother, you'll probably be forgotten.

Thanks for sacrificing your life making Trump and the Right grow stronger.

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Don't get on it.

Guys I've been stuck on the toilet for the last hour and nothings happening what should I do to speed things along

Post flight and cardstone dick, them we'll see.

Give it the glass ketchup treatment. Maybe your clumpy

1/10

Tell the guy that left you there to stop getting shit on the rim.

>literal shitposting
sasuga user-kun

>flying from jfk to dc

Just walk you lazy faggot it's 2feet

CANT POST PICS, AIR POLICE TOOK ALL OUR PHONES AND WALLETS

So you're on your laptop?

BUT I CAN SHITPOST METAPHYSICALLY WITHOUT A PHONE

fuck off

Then how are you roleplaying without a phone

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fucking retard holy shit

It was AIR PIRATES.

I BORROWED FROM THE AIR MARSHAL

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Sage

>Different phone
>Same ID

Burger pls.

You better tell them what you saw so if they have bombs they can be checked and you don't die. It's DC su it's you, that old lady and a bunch of government worker cucks and blacks. Get aren't gonna say anything.

I meant I borrowed my phone back from him

>Jesus Christ, what's happening
>AIR MARSHAL PLEASE
>Sir, are you ok?
>PLEASE I NEED YOUR PHONE PLEASE
>O-ok here, do you need to call family?
>JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING PHONE YOU STINGY KIKE
>Why are you opening safari?
>what is a pol??

>Please mister Air Marshal can haz fone back so I can shitpost on le Sup Forums?

Yeah and my dad works at Nintendo.

ebin roll play OB

Can I please post this bread on /r / Sup Forums?

Good luck Air Traveler.

real talk- drink water
meme talk- coffee enema

This is op's dad, he died of dysentery from the mooslums. Rip

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Pictures, faggot

HAPPENING ALERT

Pics