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THANKS SUMLIN

All 7 of this state's FBS teams won this weekend. Say something nice to it!

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NO MORE BLACK SEC COACHES AFTER TONIGHT

CAL is going to be an eternal dumpster-fire but congrats my former home

Ole Miss is gonna be the next SEC school to get BLACKED

New Mexico is coached by Bob Davie

A&M is gonna get an upset by them

It would be the best place in the world if liberals and illegals didn't exist

thx u 4 ur almonds

Is it their year?

every year is techs year, they just let other programs shine because they're shy

>Is it their year?
SMU's

Most of these teams won, motherfucker.

the ABSOLUTE WEW of LAD

Enjoy your two weeks of beating an SEC team.

from his wiki
>"Fans were not excited about Davie's promotion. His habit of referring to the traditions of Texas A&M University rather than those of Notre Dame alienated many fans."
he's gunning for that head coach spot so I wouldn't be surprised

I love your national parks.

Trumer and lost coast are your best none IPA (shit faggot tier beer) based breweries.

for the love of god remove Jerry Brown already. I don't care if you have the ex president of mexico run it just get Brown out of there.

It will be up to a certain point...

there was a private hopital there that did a great job helping my mom give birth to me. so there's that

CHICANO MASTER RACE

SACKED IN THE MORNING
YOURE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING

Here fucking here. When I found out he nixed a huge solar farm deal in the mojave desert because of the liberals screaming
>Muh tortises and sand!
I blew a gasket

We won the game, don't post sad bitch frog

I live in illinois and at least our democrat governors at least did things that might benefit the states (even though they did it because they were bribed) but at least they had self awareness

jerry brown is like every illinois governor's shitty polices without the corruption so that they he or his policies will never be removed

Supposedly it will eventually break off the mainland and float away into the ocean, so that's nice.

No.
SMU is fucking trash, why is anyone on this bandwagon.

The important ones didn't

You can't escape the JUST-tier with a win over fucking Bowling Green nigga. Let's see if they can at least beat a good G5 team first

My dad went to school there during the pony express era. He made me grow up watching teams that struggled to beat rice. If I'm not allowed to enjoy this for five days something is wrong.

Bootyblasting incoming

TAMU
>Lost
UT
>Lost
Baylor
>Lost
UTEP
>Lost

HAHA, WHAT A BUNCH OF LOS------
TCU
>Won
SMU
>Won
UNT
>Won
Texas State
>Won
UH + UTSA
.....Did not play, but they were playing each other, so one of them would have
>Won

literally 4 of 11

NOTRE DAME WOULD BOOTY BLAST BOTH OF THESE TEAMS

At least they won that game decently instead of looking like dogshit when they played Furman. Taking the small victories

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>Just waking up
>Are you kidding me TAMU?

>tfw almost every Illinois school won their week 1 games

>fumbles twice
i will make this with WMU around michigan if we lose

are you going to watch the whole game?
it's pretty funny

In all seriousness I'll be surprised if Sparty wins 7 games this season

>Bowling Green: W
>WMU: Could be dicey but call it a W
>Notre Dame: 50/50
>Iowa: L
>Michigan: L
>Minnesota: Probably squeak it out
>Indiana: 50/50
>Northwestern: W, but still iffy
>Ohio State: L
>Penn State: L
>Maryland: 50/50
>Rutgers: W

I'll watch it tonight after work I guess.

>tfw Sumlin's coaching seat is so hot that it could provide a warm night for Hurricane Harvey victims

You forgot:
TTU
>Won

Holy shit, and that's optimistic. They'll probably lose to WMU and the Bootyblasters and drop the Maryland game too

buddy our 2018 governor's race is really just going to be a bunch of people seeing who can outdo the other with trump hate

mfw this season

>yardbarker.com/college_football/articles/crazy_stat_illustrates_uclas_failure_in_opener_against_tamu/s1_12680_24611672
The city of journalism.

Oklahoma once again proves its superiority over Texass.

No wonder all your kids wanna come up to real schools like OU instead. Fucking pathetic.

We own you and your talent.

Wait, UCLA was down 44-17 going into the 4th? That's a hell of a choke job.

Last choke job I seen like that was when yo momma was on my dick

Worst
>It was 44-10

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It was the aggy season condensed into one game

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Someone on Twitter already reporting Sumlin fired, but none of the major sites are confirming it yet. Could just be trolling.

YA DONE GOOD, LADS

>beat a glorified FCS team

K

>all those Texas is better than California threads the past week

LMAO

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From what I've seen one of A&M's regents is publicly calling for Sumlin's firing, but I'm guessing he lasts until the end of the season thanks to an $11 million buyout.

Since Cal-UNC happened without incident, I predict that ANTIFA will attack either this week's game against Weber State or next week's game against Ole Miss.

>oil money
They can afford it, and want to fix that shit quick before Trump destroys the economy.

It may have just been UTEP, but doing exactly what they were supposed to is a hell of a lot more impressive than losing to a marginal bowl team as an 18 point favorite, having the biggest collapse in school history in primetime, or losing at home to an FCS school.

>turn off the ucla game because atm was up 38-7
>wake up to sumlin hate threads on Sup Forums
>check final score

you really want something to happen you dork

but you're scared of doing something yourself!

>Antifa will attack
Antifa is defense.

You really have a strange obsession with this. You should probably get your head examined.

this is good thread

>18 point favorite
It is not UT's fault that they received an undeserved preseason ranking based on zero evidence, nor that retarded alums threw enough money at Vegas to move that line that high.

You beat fucking UTEP. Basically you got an extra week of scrummage before your season starts next week, and Meyer has been doing this a bit longer than Riley. Hold on to your butts.

This could be /OURYEAR/

Just now watching the game, but why are the announcers gobbling up Rosen's dick? He almost lost the game several times, and is incredibly lucky his teammates bailed him out or A&M safeties forgot how to catch a damn ball. The UCLA receivers definitely won the game, Rosen was mediocre at best

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To be fair, I'd gobble his cut dick too. He's an attractive guy.

Have you been living under a rock for the past 6 months? ANTIFA have been fucking up Berkeley so hard that I was surprised to see that they didn't attack the game on Saturday.

I live in Australia so nothing I can really do.

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Truly /ourguys/

The Lobos won against Abilene Christian, 14-38 at home
Air Force shut out the Keydets to tune of 62 points at home
Fresno best Incarnate Word 66 to nil at home
Boise State had a so-so win over Troy at the Smurf Turf, 13-24
Aztecs topped the UC Davis Mustangs, 17-38 at home

Logan Aggies posted a loss with a cupcake match to the Badgers, 10-59 away
WYO Cowboys lost to Iowa away, 3-24
Reno lost to Northwestern away, 20-31
Reports of a pattern morning over the MW

San Jose won at home to CalPoly, 13-34, after a Aug 26 loss to South FL at home, 42-22
Colorado State bested the Beavers at home, 27-58, and then lost to a very good Buffs team away, 3-17
Hawai'i topped UMass in a very thrilling game away, 38-35, and then went home to eat a cupcake, 18-41, West Carolina

and finally, UNLV lost to Howard in the biggest spread upset in college football history
Yes, yes they did

And that all the news that's fit the print
G'night folks, see ya'll Thursday

The game wasn't even in Berkeley to begin with. That also still has nothing to do with the fact that you feel the need to post this in every thread.

(sigh)
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Are we back, lads?

He literally hasn't passed a budget yet

CAN'T BLOCK THE COCKS

FUCK YEA WE ARE NIGGA FUCK CLEM5ON AND FUCK DABO THE FAGO. SEC CHAMPS 2017 BECAUSE WE ALWAYS BEAT ALABAMA BECAUSE THEY'RE SOME MARK ASS PUSSY ASS NIGGAS. Bentley is best QB in SEC and he's supposed to be a Freshman.

>they keep doubting him

Now that the dust has settled can we all agree that Rosen is a luckchucking fraud?

NOTRE DAME WOULD BOOTY BLAST BOTH OF THESE TEAMS

>NFL sets age of draft eligibility low as fuck
>redshirt sophomores and juniors fucking off to the NFL early to get that sweet paycheck
>HURR WHY ARE COLLEGES SENDING US PLAYERS WHO AREN'T READY, WE NEED A MINOR LEAGUE NOW
Why are NFL coaches such niggers? The NFL only has itself to blame.

What did she mean by this?

She meant that Saban watches porn featuring Mia Khalifa

>consistently listing the number of points scored by the losing team, first
Sports recaps do not work that way.

He's been in office seven months, those are Obama's numbers.

Do you just believe everything you read on the internet? Because you're smart and attractive and should send me $100.

>anything bad that happened during Obama's presidency was entirely Bush's fault
>anything good that happened during Obama's presidency was clearly 100% Obama's doing
>anything good that happens during Trump's presidency is carryover from Obama's presidency
>anything bad that happens during Trump's presidency, like North Korean nuclear proliferation that Obama did nothing about for the last 8 years or climate change that has been occurring for decades, is all Trump's fault
>this is what liberals seriously believe

tbf solar is a scam
reopen San O

not "anything," just giving credit where credit is due. those are Obama's numbers.

Do you wanna do some research or just repost memes all day, because greentexting doesn't make you less wrong.

The people screeching about solar farms would screech even harder about nuclear power.

we tried putting solar power on the tops of all the buildings but the conservative businessmen refused, don't blame the people still trying.

COLLEGE FOOTBALL THO