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pretty disappointed that struve lost

i wanted to see stipe avenge his other loss

>11 posts early

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What is you're favourite striking technique /Heem/?

jab

overhand right/left depending on stance.

2jabs and a straight right

Reports coming back that Jones B sample and pre-fight blood test are coming back clean

>yfw he comes back AGAN

>UFC 215: Johnson vs. Borg on Saturday

What an absolutely shit tier card. Mostly manlets and chicks, with a few bums from the real divisions.

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too bad that guy still 'won' the fight

>clean

We already knew this.

>stables of "boys"
>harems of men

>no source

literally the most alpha thing you can do

superman punch

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Flying knee (left)

Who is this fluid druid?

H-bomb.

Surely this is bait but I do hope that Jonny boy comes out clean.

I don't give a fuck if he roids at this point I just want him to not get caught. I wanna live in the century of the greatest mixed martial artist of all time, not a couldhavebeen.

>greatest mixed martial artist of all time
he already is though

he could have retired after the first DC fight and he'd still be the GOAT. OSP and DC2 were just bonuses

dickpill jonesfags are gonna be steamin when the real natty champ gets reinstated

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>tfw gonna skip work today
am i going to regret this

>1 (ONE) submission loss

le 19-11 face

Boxing

change it to
>constantly sleeps under gym octagon in fear of random usada drug testing

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Does Conor have his own whiskey brand or something? He appeared very keen on letting us know about his liquor, almost as if he's subtly shilling something.

>1 (ONE) TKO loss

no
that was his new mobile ringtone he was promoting
some sort of irish dance tune

Lads if I get one of them water filled bags can I train UFC like u guys

it needs to be a boat bumper

post your ring girl

I tryed to punch a buoy by sensei said I was stupid and to buy aqua bag to practice knees =\

logan best girl

10 Minutes early my guys!

I got up at 6am today

I'm watching 202 while applying for jobs

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you signed on or are you just looking for a new job?

That's the thiccest ring girl I've ever seen. I don't think that's America.

Was at ufc rotterdam strudel vs drago

Ama

apply for the dole lad

show them on the doll where they heem'd you

how can ufc's sticcs compete?

I have a part time job trying to get something better.

I don't really want to work full time but my mum wants me to since I dropped out

did you cheer this man?

Are traps gay?

dropped out from what?

Missed that fight, was trying to get past the security next to the octagon

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Everything points to Ubereem winning but knowing his fight IQ and advanced CTE stage, he would probably try to stand up and fight with him.

Who's your pick?

Do you think it's a fair matchup?

Would Stipe vs Joshua too much to lose for us (having a boxer hold the belt)?

why are there no good dutch fighters today?

Education

my man.. college or highschool?

Reem will Heem Joshua in the Octagon, bless

Smart move for Joshua.

All he has to do is catch Reem coming in and perma heem him

How does a Gaethje vs Lee fight go?

will not happen. im tired of these faggot boxers using mma for publicity, put up or shut up

is joshua a fast ko artist

I will never call Mighty Meme "The Goat" or even consider him in the top 5 p4p currently.

You have to be at least 6'feet160lbs to be considered a man.

>oh so you a wrestler now

Reem any single day of the week

>oh so you a boxer now

dont know why you keep posting that pic you look like you would fallover by a breeze

aj picked him for his chin

werdum makes more sense on paper, he's older than overeem and on his way out, but he has a better chin

why do you post pictures of other men and claim that it's you?
there are few things gayer than mortal idol worship.

I don't think AJ, the biggest boxer right now, needs publicity from a small promotion nobody knows about.

All of his wins are by KO in the early rounds.

is valentina redpilled?

no one outside of britainistan knows joshua

>that forearm placement to make space and stop the tie up

its beautiful

the meme is that eastern europeans are redpilled because Sup Forums are a bunch of anti-american underraged brats
but to answer your question, yeah, val is cool

Insecure people make me laugh, haha

val's sister is pretty hot desu

Highschool been working part time since but I'm getting too old now so I got to get something to secure a future

She's asian tho

what you're doing is pretty insecure, brotha
you don't see me pretending

why does she look like one of those roma gypsies

oh wait does this mean that valentina is a nonwhite dam, first ronda now her lmao

Looks like a gypsy desu

I think Joshua takes it desu

At this stage in his career Reem vs anyone with good reflexes and a ton of power is not going to end well

youre an idiot, reem will just submit him

I can see why adan thinks that, and joshua def has a good punchers chance. But to think of that he probally will be hesitant since overeem would def mix up his strikes to confuse his body

i would say overeem but wouldnt be suprised if joshua snuck in a flash ko

>reem will just submit him

Reem will have to get in close to do that, and Joshua is fast enough that he could probably get at least one or two decent hits on overeem before getting taken down. I don't think 2017 overeem is able to take a decent punch from Anthony Joshua without getting rocked.

Maybe I'm wrong and it'll turn into couture vs toney 2, but somehow I just don't see overeem getting the fight to the mat without eating some punches, and I think if present day Overeem eats some punches from a boxer of Anthony Joshua's size and calibre then he's going down.

Stipe, Werdum or even Ngannou would beat Joshua imo, but as much as I love him Reem is just too chinny

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He may be right about the diminishing by the end of 2017 part

Conor's fame has peaked. It was either beat Floyd Mayweather and become bigger than Jesus, or lose and begin fading. Not to say that Conor will be forgotten in a year, but he'll be more of a GSP than a Dwayne Johnson. Still a big deal in the combat sports world and somewhat well-known outside of it, but hardly a boundary crossing super-celebrity like the Rock. Post-losing to Floyd, no kids are wearing Conor McGregor t-shirts in Africa.

>mfw CTE-McGregor gets knocked out by a pillow-fisted crackhead cholo

well conner is not gonna fight this year anymore his chin got deleted so hell lose his lw belt

nate will panic wrestle even sooner now since conor's boxing is that much better

>that gum to teeth ratio

Absolutely not

gingivitis confirmed
go see a dentist

>Takayama completely paralyzed
F

>mandrama
Imagine ruining your body or even dying from a game of pretend.

Who?

life is a game of pretend

whoa deep
you wouldve been better off saying life is a game

Anyone got some webms from FN Rotterdam

it wasn meant to mimic the replied to post's phrasing, brainlet. and it actually makes more sense that way anyways. dumbass.