Things Plebs Say

>The movie took risks, the main character dies.
>Nicolas Cage is such a bad actor.
>It was good for its time, but it didn't age well.

>Literally nothing happened

>The Martian was okay

>Matt Damon is such a good actor

>I have plans this weekend

>it's so campy

>It's so bad it's good

>it's PRETTY dark

he's a tits guy

>it's cartoonish

>People who say ''Film is supposed to be entertainment!''
>People who have 2001, Seven Samurai, Citizen Kane, other pleb shit on their top lists
>People who have seen 1 film made before the 50s and think they have taste
>People who like Wes Anderson and think they somehow have taste
>People with most movies on list made in last 20 years
>People who have no foreign language movies listed
>People who think korean cinema is good
>People who have movies from Nolan, Tarantino, Aronofsky, Kubrick, Refn, Snyder on their list
>People who have any comic book movie listed
>People who say comfy/based

>there wasn't enough talking

>badass

>there was no character development
>there was no arc to the character
>I wasn't sure of the character's motivation

>old movie
>some kind of socially antiquated thing happens
>"Hah this movie's so old lol why would they do that xddd"

Nic Cage is a terrible actor, you fag, just like Cuba Gooding and Halle Berry, Hillary Swank etc. Just because he won an Oscar and had good roles doesn't mean his a good actor.
and movies can age badly, retard.

t. pleb

>But why did the car fly at the end? It doesn't make any sense.

>movies can age
how to spot a retard

>be in a small theater
>barely anyone there, much less anyone who worked on the movie
>there isn't even a projectionist
>movie ends
>claps

>something fucking awful happens, like a guy gets their intestines ripped out, or some guy rapes a kid
>someone laughs
Every time holy shit

>No character development

t. faggot

nigger I'm talking about the guy who laughs at ANYTHING, like a fucking bus stopping at a bus stop because it happened suddenly, like what

Not a thing that a pleb says, but related to this kind of thread
>be in theater
>there's some special needs guy always screaming and making random noises
THIS HAPPENS AT LEAST 7/10 TIMES I GO TO THE THEATER WHY

>It was too mean spirited.

>spoiler
>it's you

Leaving las vegas doesn't prove nic cage isn't a shit actor. He's been shit in nearly every other movie he's done.

>Refn
>implying Bronson was bad

Fuck off, most of the time this just seems so artificial and out-of-place it's like surreal humor.

>he hasn't seen Adaptation

Daily reminder that Grease is a terrible movie and you should feel bad for defending it

Nic Cage played such a jewish caricature in that movie I was surprised he wasn't actually a hebrew.

this is true, it has 70's TV sitcom tier production value, shameful dispray

>It was too self aware

What the fuck does that even mean?

You forgot Fincher

But Zodiac is my favorite movie

>people who call films movies
>people who call movies films

>people who call theatres theaters

>It was a good movie, just not a good (series name) movie

>That movie is so pleb tier

>this is so random
>this is really trippy
> I can't read subtiltes and watch the movie at the same time
>there's no plot
>they're just talking, they're not even doing anything
>that's a hipster film
>the star wars trilogy is the greatest film trilogy of all time
>marley and me is so SAD

Refn is trash like everyone else listed.

>BvS was not kino

...

>Sometimes you just gotta laugh
>Every sequel gets better and better
>You didn't see it in theaters! 0_0

half of my friends do this every single fucking time
>movie made before 2000 has any kind of special effects sequence
>"wow that looked really bad"

>PEOPLE DIE IN IT, HOW CAN IT BE A KIDS MOVIE

>character dies offscreen in a way that is implied to be brutal but isn't seen at all
>HOLY SHIIIIIIIIT THIS IS OUT OF CONTROL FOR A KID'S MOVIE

>Let's agree to disagree

>tarantino is my favorite director

I have literally never had this happen in the hundreds of times if gone to the theater

>If anyone's heard of the movies you like you're a pleb
Kill yourself, mega hipster.

>it was pretentious
>it was boring
>nolan is a good director
>malick is a good director

>"I wanna make a movie one day"
>cool, what kind of movie
>"It'd be like Tarantino, but I'd put my own unique spin on it"
>mfw

That wasn't related at all, user.

Go ahead and tell me David Ayer movies aren't needlessly mean spirited.

Like breaking the fourth wall, or making jokes about things the movie does. It's a legitimate criticism. I always enjoy Blazing Saddles until the end when the whole movie falls to pieces.

David Ayer movies aren't needlessly mean spirited.

That's a legitimate criticism too. Star Trek 2009 was fun, but not representative of Star Trek's legacy. The whole point of it was to make Star Trek appeal to people who don't care about Star Trek.

Damn, I never looked at it that way.

Kill YOURSELF, turbo pleb

>"le reddit XDDD"
>capeshit is necessarily bad
>edgy
>Apocalpyse Now isn't a war film
>It's well known, ergo, it's bad.
>kino

>people who don't appreciate the filmographic canon just because its not obscure enough for most to know about.

>People who are honestly scared by the attempted "horror" in most films and can't find it comedic
I bet you don't like anything by David Lynch

Well, I'm literally all of them

If you want I can argue in favour of these opinions, which I believe they are correct, or at least not bad

>people who try to view movies "in the period" instead of judging them objectivley
Go and tell me star wars was a landmark in film, c'mom go, I know you wanna

Oh fuck you.

FUCK YOU. I FUCKING HATE THIS ONE SO MUCH.

My friend would invite us over to watch movies and when he started to become more hipster/tumblr he started showing us "haha so bad it's good! Movies."

kek
post top 10 right now you faker

>style over substance

Oh thanks man, I'm pretty autistic so I've never been able to figure out what that means.

>"The symbolism was great"
>>"Story is the most important element of a movie."
>"I don't like this part of the narrative realistic or plausible so the movie is SHIT"
>"What did that mean?"
>Thinking that arguing about literal plot points is actually "discussing" a movie

Movies aren't puzzles which you have to put together in a certain kind of way to "get" them you utter pleboids.

>Thinking that arguing about literal plot points is actually "discussing" a movie

This this this. Every fucking thread the same shit over and over again

>WAS IT A DREAM OR REALITY in Inception
>WHO WAS THE SHOOTER in The Hunt
>WHERE WAS THE MIC in The Conversation
>WAS IT RAPE in Sicario
>WHO SENT THE TAPES in Cache

This points are not left out ambiguous so only the "secret underground patrician dissecting club" can get the point, they are left out either for more impact on the actual visual narrative or because it's simply unecessary to be shown.

>this anime was deep

Uh, wait, hold on.
Admittedly I am kind of a pleb, but...
You guys actually consider Nic Cage a good actor?

Not even being ironic here. I mean, he had two or three good roles, but... that's it?

Redpill this for me, Sup Forums.

>you guys

shut the fuck up

The argument is that he is only cast in bad movies, while he is actually a quality actor.

But it's just regular contrarian over exagerrating, he is at most a mediocre actor with no taste in picking his movies.

>everyone

...I'm sorry?
Ah, I see. Thanks!

Right, film doesn't have to be entertainment.
But Citizen Kane is the ultimate pleb filter; it's a masterpiece. Some movies from the last 20 years are phenomenal. Kubrick is acceptable, as are some Refns. And there's nothing wrong with comfy. The rest I agree with, I love when a meme post has truth and btfo plebs, but this is just a shit post

you should be.

>Movies can be objectively good/bad!

I haven't seen this pasta in a while