Why is japanese so fucking horrendous to listen to?

Why is japanese so fucking horrendous to listen to?

It isn't

shit tier
>mandarin
absolute cancer tier
>any southeast asian languages

Because they sound like retarded monkeys with a mouth full of cotton. It's why learning the language and actually understanding what the average Jap is saying are two completely different things.

You can be fluent and still not understand their mush mouthed gibberish.

it's the only asian language that sounds good though

chinese speak like insects
filipinos speak like monkeys
vietnamese like chickens
koreans like gooks

Japanese sounds like an actual language

>Japanese sounds like an actual language
weeb shit

Yeah, I'm willing to bet this faggot doesn't speak a single word and probably thinks all Japanese sound like Goku.

kys weeb

japanese "language" is so bad that the native speakers kill themselves

i think it's ok
though it makes me groin hearing the anime shit

DQN大賞

eetoooooooooooooo saishokaradekiteah ah unjimasu sonoooooooooooooooo achaitokorone, etoooo anoa saaaaaaa nee, sonooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo kororode etooooo haijushimashita ne (neee)

When spoken by a nasal voice it's really bad.

You forgot

>ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?

Japs are just monkeys

>ehhhhh?

>>kyyyyyyaaaaaahhhhhhh Onichan, don't impregnate my ass pussy

I don't like to hear Chinese because there are many Chinese.
But I like Chinese sentences:)

So do all countries hate their own language?

Because they are used to use their own language I guess so.
So I enjoy to watch Youtube about Korean late

I guess it's the same with hating your own voice.
I'd love to learn other languages some day.

This is a huge pain in the ass because not only can woman say this, but also some muscle-bound guy can with his soulful voice.

YOU NEVER SEEN A LOO BEFORE?

>I'd love to learn other languages some day.
I agree with you.
I think I am nifty to speak and write other country language(Not English).

t. Seung-hui Kim from Shin Okubo mental hospital

Why do weebs even exist?

They are an evolutionary dead end

Literally this desu. Chinese sounds like audial garbage.

not horrendous, just childish

plebs

This and only this

They taught us Chinese at school, both Fookien and Mandarin.
Didn't learn a thing, it was awful and I hate the language since then.

Good, you learned English and that is all that matters. You need USA not China. Get back to work.

More like US-GAY.

nice proxy Seo.

i'm japanese

No!

Desu desu masu desuka
Sou desu nan desu masune

bump

It's actually one of the best-sounding languages.

Have you heard Chinese or Korean?

It's LITERAL ching chong ling pong

weeb

Go to sleep, John. Gotta teach English tomorrow morning.

>poooooooooooooooooooo?

>t. ugly virgin weaboo son of a fat whore

El MexicANO is saying that because Japanese sounds pretty similar to español and italiano.

And Finnish does too

It's called a phonetic language, you inbreed Amerilard.
Not that you would know about it.

Кaкoй ты вeжливый.

はよしねチョンモメン

...

くやしいのうwwパヨクww

You pronounce words the same way we do

mämmi

...

a я тeбя пoддepжy тaк кaк cлышaл китaйcкoe 0нимэ. Hихoнcкий и впpaвдy нeБлoх.

¿Tú qué sabes Juanito? :v

>:v
I hate this fucking smiley so much
Why does every fucking retard use it?

o no the mexican doesn't like something. better stop using it :v :v :v

Japanese itself isn't bad to listen to particularly, but THE JAPANESE can be horrible to listen to. Watch any of the tv game shows or anime to see why.

high pitched annoying noises added in on top of the language everywhere

Why is Zainichi people sticky to Japanese?
They don't have to stay in Japan if they live uncomfortable life in Japan.

>always thought the high pitched NEEEEEEEE ??? and NANNNNNNIIIII ????! were just anime tropes
>they actually do that shit in day to day conversations

I watched a live stream of a japanese festival yesterday and it was full of that

kawaii af tbqh lads

But speaking Chinese is really fun. Specially, when I get angry.

Do Japs need to learn Chinese in school?

No. I just learned Chinese personally.

*in serious samurai tone*
OOOOOOOO maukku kiru koTTOchima

*in wierd 16 yo japanese girl tone*
oooo a ma mi chikniwaaaaaaa?????? aaaa sa e jooooooooo????????

Only English is mandatory in schools.
But most of them don't bother after high school.

We have to learn traditional Chinese in school since it affected Japanese hugely. But it has little to do with modern Chinese.

>what the fuck is a 'kanji' ?

I know what Kanji is, I meant like actual Mandarin Chinese as a secondary language.

compared to south east asian languages, japanese is quite beautiful

>NAAAAANIIIIIIII????????
>CHOOOOOOOOTTOOOOO!!!!

t.zainichi

Japanese is actually quite a beautiful language, just don't listen to high pitched anime girls (male) voices.