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kill all /brit/s edition

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LOVE this picture

BRIT IS SHIT

rate my ex

It's not about sex it's about getting over my fear of women and intimate contact

weinheim

I wonder what a female orgasm feels like.
Is it like, Different feeling than ours? Is hentai accurate?

bags of sand

holy shit

晚安!!

>hiring a hooker to get over your fear of women

I wonder if sex feels better for girls or guys

there is nothing holy about shit.

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more intense than ours, lasts longer, and can have multiple in a row. Only problem is that it can be difficult/time consuming to achieve

really makes me think...

pseudoscience

Left or right?

Well girls seem to moan louder. Probably girls

Only Rick & Morty could take a premise as wacky and basic as "Rick turns himself into a pickle" and simultaneously make it an awesome animated action showcase and a clever conduit to explore the characters' relationships and baggage

Wow

>being over the age of 12 and watching animated tv shows

tell it to the weebs

hypothetical question, is it a dumb idea for a wealthy american to go over to eastern/central europe and try to meet a woman to marry?

Hey man. Beavis and butthead is gold

your image is from a animated show, you goon

>not watching animated TV shows

Thats usually fake i thought. Like just a porn thing

What did they mean by this stance?

as long as the wealthy american understands he's being married for his money, then no it's not dumb

he's in charge

>he's never made a girl cum

Would it be prudent to lie and pretend to be of modest means?

Ameri-bros, how do we stop the lecherous Japanese from preying on our innocent youth?

no

I-I made my ex orgasm, fag. She didn't moan like a porn star pretending to orgasm obviously

There's no way "squirt" isn't just piss
GF "squirted" all over my towel, in twenty minutes it smelled exactly like piss

another nuke

God, I hate the name, Tina.

Hot

Kys

Yes, they have manga about Kissing Your Sister as well. Quite degenerate tbqh.

>squirt

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Nuclear carpet

>another nuke

>greenland
nice

Ahh I wanna die

Why?

merely pretending :^)

yaaaaaas

how do we convert our nations fatties into sexy THICC girls

you can't

im pregnant

my gf

thats a penis

I'm an Asian supremacist

based

clearly a puffy vulva

I raffed

i unironically get a boner every time i see the bahamian flag now

gonna swim over from florida and find that baha mama with the big bunda

Well I was born in a small town
And I live in a small town
Probably die in a small town
Oh, those small communities
All my friends are so small town
My parents live in the same small town
My job is so small town
Provides little opportunity
Educated in a small town
Taught the fear of Jesus in a small town
Used to daydream in that small town
No I cannot forget where it is that I come from
I cannot forget the people who love me
Yeah, I can be myself here in this small town
And people let me be just what I want to be
Got nothing against a big town
Still hayseed enough to say
Look who's in the big town
But my bed is in a small town
Oh, and that's good enough for me
Well I was born in a small town
And I can breathe in a small town
Gonna die in this small town
And that's probably where they'll bury me

Why did god make me a nigger

/dead/

F ;_;7

Did he give you a BBC?

I don't like being a nigger

so just dont

jesus women are disgusting

But how

No

Wish he'd given me a BAC

the only way to be a nigger is to act like one, just because someones black doesnt automatically make them a nigger

Be like Michael Jackson

niggaboos are pretty fun to hang out with, Tea bee aich

but how are you going to produce black THICC girls that I love so much????

Bros I love my gf so much. Spent today cuddling in a hammock and reading books together. Cooked dinner together, then snuggled on the couch and watched game of thrones. Today was so perfect. I never thought I'd know this feel

But I don't like these nigger features


Ummm wtf black women are disgusting

im going to impregnate hundreds of women

rape is illegal

I want world war 3 to start already so I can fight for my country ad actually do soemthing with my life

i would never

I'm a kiwi

Cool

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In that case, you don't belong here, racism is forbidden on/int/ go to Sup Forums. cunt

I wish you love, /cum/

My wife always wants to do gay shit like this lmao. Its so boring. On sunday my buddy comes over and we watch some FOOTBALL like real men. Can't wait til it starts

wrong

What's /cum/ listening to?

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explain

I refuse to believe anyone here is married or dating. This place is for autists only. Normies can fuck off.

>Normies

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I am indeed married but I'm 29 fampai.

Get out
You have to go back

wanna play sonic mania already

Cheer up bud, I'm sure you'll find love eventually. Just be patient

Nice. How's the wife?

no work tomorrow

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It looks promising but sonic team always has me biting my nails these days. I hate it. Just pls b good
I am serious, LEAVE NOW

>I am serious, LEAVE NOW