WEWWWWWWWWW LADDDDDD

theguardian.com/australia-news/2017/aug/07/tiny-meat-loving-marine-creatures-eat-teenagers-legs-at-melbourne-beach

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scary

imagine you came to an australian beach and some tiny meat loving marine creatures ate your legs so you can't go back

jesus christ, Australia

is there ANYWHERE in your country safe from the wildlife?

Fear mongering tripe. You're more likely to die from being punched by an ice addict.

>australian enters the scene
>"born to be wild" starts playing

>go to australia
>return with no legs

nature is culling the anglo blight which infected that continent.

Nature hates australians

Anglos are paying for their crimes

Probably sea lice, also looks like something a wobbegong shark would do

jesus christ

how horrifying

it's a certain type of sea lice that people can't identify apparently

god sent the beasts to prey on the legs of western sinners

Saying it's 'amphipods' apparently
abc.net.au/news/2017-08-07/brighton-sea-bugs-ocean-swim-teenager/8780138

This.

>wobbegong shark

What if it bites a benis?
I hate Australia now wtf

The pain would cum out quite nicely

Stepped on one of those fucks at the beach once, freaked me out because went between my legs and shot of.

What are you on about?

Is tripe a noun?

i think you scared the poor thing way more than you yourself was scared...

But he looks cute.
CUTE!

>poor thing
Do Russians fear nature?

i am not sure... personally i adore animals

>sea lice
I watched a movie about this, The Bay (2012)

Chickenshit and growth hormones -> whole town wiped out by giant sea lice

imdb.com/title/tt1713476/
Score of 5.6 is a bit... low. I'd give it a solid 6. Kept my attention despite found footage bullshit.

Bruh

who goes at the beach in August

winter is the best time to go to the beach, no bluebottles

oh fugg, forgot they exist

must be mutants from the japanese radiation

in soviet russia, nature fears you

Yes tripe is a noun you dumb dingus

>melbourne

of course

How do I stay safe if I visit Australia?

wtf australia

>brighton beach

good

brighton beach is 90% tourists

Dude..that is no place for a Fin on every level. Im honestly not even comfortable with the idea of you leaving Europe at all

>be australian
>go outside
>die

Who are you, my mother?

The most Australian man alive.

hey, are you the guy with cousins living on a farm. it's likely you'll be bitten by everything ranging from spiders to the locals

>not "land down under"

pleb

>t. meat eating sea lice

Finns should stay on their containment continent

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they can't be as bad as Czechs who manage to get killed on the continent very year by eg. going mountaineering wearing flip-flops

Does this happen

I don't know about Czechs, but sometime German tourists die because they go climbing 2500+ peaks in shorts and t-shirts and then freeze to death when a storm comes because they are too retarded to check the weather forecast

No that's me. Hello.

>Just Australian things

yeah it does, ask /balk/ about Czech tourists

yes, mountains are the czechs natural predators

hey we have a brighton beach too
it's mainly tourists too i reckon, or least people not from the area

>However, they have bitten people who accidentally stepped on them in shallow water
>They have many small but sharp teeth and their bite can be severe, even through a wetsuit; having once bitten, they have been known to hang on and can be very difficult to remove.[5]
consider yourself lucky bruce

are they only on the northern coast or are they everywhere

Is Australia actually hell?
When bad people die, do they go to Australia?

everywhere, they're great because you can't see them until you dive under a wave and come up on the other side covered in tentacles wondering why your face is suddenly burning off

It was only small thankfully, big ones can be really bad and they're a surprisingly aggressive shark for being mostly bottom feeders but yeah they're jaws crush things because they eat sea urchins and shelled animals so being bitten would also be like having a hammer hitting you

Australians are training for the incoming nuclear apocalypse.

Straya thread? Straya thread

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Serves Aussies tight for settling in the developer testing zone.

no, it's all highly exaggerated satire to give us some relevance.

yes

i wanna serve an aussie tight

>Live in the city
>Get assaulted by abos and leftists
>Live outside the city
>Get assaulted by anything which lives

A