OFFICIAL ENGLAND v SLOVAKIA THREAD

7:45pm UK kick-off.

ENG XI: Hart, Walker, Bertrand, Cahill, Jones, Henderson, Dier, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Alli, Rashford, Kane.

SVK XI: Dubravka; Pekarik, Skrtel, Durica, Hubocan; Lobotka, Skriniar; Weiss, Hamsik, Mak; Nemec.

The reverse fixture last year was of course Sam Allardyce's sole match in charge of England.

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First for 0-0

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*blocks your path*

the answer

>The reverse fixture last year was of course Sam Allardyce's sole match in charge of England.
Those were better times.

Slovakia can't handle Brits

hope we get fucking raped desu

nothing worse than going 0-0 all match and then condeding in 90th minute to some meme shit like Welbeck or Rashford

>If we win, we could top the group
>If we lose, we could prevent Scotland from qualifying
Either way this game goes, we win.

hope England get beat simply because of this. to show Sam was and is the right choice

This is going to be a rip snorter of a match lads, I can feel it. End to end, non-stop action and goals galore.

I actually have a feeling you guys will earn yourselves a draw.

12th for fuck you Southgate

What if you draw

got a few cheeky wonka riding on englel, dont disappoint

cup of tea n biccies for this one. bourbons or custards?

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Why call him up and never play him?

mfw Kane is 44 goals away from cucking Rooney
tfw just 41 more goals after he gets his hattrick tonight

as a joke

Bourbons, anyone who says creams deserves hanging.

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Maguire is objectively the best English centre half

COME ON, ENGLAND!

choke all your last games and let us get 2nd place thank you

Forster

Walker - Maguire - Dier - Jones - Milner

Ward-Prowse - Drinkwater

Sterling - Vardy - Rashford

For the same reason he called up 4 (four) goalkeepers only to play Hart for every second.

Both

>it's not going to be a Sturridge gets injured on international duty

Prepare your anus englel

Jones actually.

>12 players

>tfw Scottish people actually want England to win
Shall we draw just to piss them off?

>milner

Ǝnglɐnd

That's the magic of playing a back 3 / back 5

acestream://323cc439dd3972007983295a1963f317850882ce [ENG]
acestream://cf72f0fa0cee438cca43f2ea8299d04d1bf4c9d5 [POR]
acestream://b6041d93d129acd512e87a603655753adf8546db [SPA]

>1-5-3-3

To give him experience with the "Bigger Lads"

The "Bigger Lads" who choked against Iceland

>Southgate
youtube.com/watch?v=3EiE7eLWI_M

>Southgate is our manager going into a world cup

what the fuck is the point

Can't wait to cuck pathetic Slovakia out of the playoff spot after you beat them tonight, England.

Slovakia win 2-1

Ward-Proswe is one player

I would give us 20% to win. But if we will play like against slovenia I will be happy in case of 0 points too. We have some great young lads, i am not concerned for our football if we won't get to Russia.

I hate russia anyway since my russian ex broke up with me.

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SOUTHGATE OUT

>What is a false full back

>implying we are making it to the wc

topkek

I admire Malick for doing a new way of filmmaking but dear lord he is a fucking autist

convince me to watch this game lads

I hope you do win. I want this squad of bottlers and shit eaters to lose.

Cleaning trash
twitter.com/England/status/901881771612135424

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>Not knowing what double-barrelled names
Jesus English education is going down the shitter

What level will Southgate manage at after the inevitable sacking? I'm guessing League One.

I'd give you around 60%, we have been dire, our only hope is a meme goal or two

I knew I'd get one

I agree, Lallana is shit.

An under-8s girl side sounds more like his level.

Did he get a purer bag than usual?

after dinner speaker

You saying he's an Adam Johnson?

i once tried to watch the knight of cups one and gave up within 5 mins
however yesterday i had a tab of acid and watch the whole of song to song was actually really good

He'll replace Mouyes at Manure

Alright lads

Speaking of bad education, your greentext makes little sense.

where u live? gonna beat the shit out of you for posting this

Alreet lid.

Imagine taking such transparent bait

Dier is our best player

>England's captain Jordan Henderson's single career honour was a league cup win against Cardiff 5 years ago

It will be better than the Twin Peaks finale

You going to stick him with your kirpan?

not even a league title?

the only CL winners are Bertrand and Cahill

>1+1+1+1+1+(3/5)+1+1+(3/5)+(3/5)+1+(3/5)+(3/5) = 11 men

That's the tactical mathematical beauty of breeding pacey blackies.

That`s still more than you la

Henderson is a really limited player can see Da Ox taking his place at Liverpool

I had to look up what one of them was. nice false flag you paki cunt

I don't think we will do well this world cup

based huehue nigger providing livestreams

>90 minutes of englishman shitposting

we are truly "blessed" with this group

Are you suggesting pacey Nigs make up half of a player?? kek

Germany

When did Welbeck join Arsenal? Doesn't he have 3 FA Cup medals in 4 years and has only played like 40 games for them?

you realise its going to be 90 minutes of english shitposting against their own team right?

>Southgate "in charge"
>Fart in net
>Henderson-Livermore midfield
Im just gonna support northern ireland desu

I think you lost your right to comment itt after what happened with luxembourg

why do england try to play keepball, hoofing it to a pacey lad who's got good character is clearly the answer

do scotland favour please because we need to be able to might not even get the chance to qualify

>Hart

I'm gonna convince myself I don't care about this game like against Malta but 10 mins into it, I'll be shouting at my TV as usual

*breathes in*

Mh ?

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Jesus it's basically empty

You now remember Slovak ABU

Sorry but this isn't the England team, there are hardly any English players in the team, yes they might have been born here but a dog born in a stable does not make it a horse, think I'll be tuning out because we are watching Africa vs Slovakia