Sup Forums, your country's capital is being invaded by aliens. With your military defeated, you decide to call for help. You can call for the assistance of any country within a 2000km radius of your Capital city. Who do you pick, and how fucked are you based on that decision?
Personally, i'd pick Finland just because i'd want them to fall with us. Fuck finland.
Wyatt Walker
Well shit. Heres my nearest options:
Mexico Canada
Shit.
I guess Canada because of the two they are most likely to have their shit together. Also weve fought side by side as opposed to mexico whom weve fought face to face.
Joseph Taylor
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Joshua Bell
I'd have to pick the Polish. You just can't keep them away and most of their forces are in the UK anyway.
Isaiah Thomas
America or Russia
Who ever will give me the most guns
Xavier Cooper
You forgot >Cuba >Jamaica >Haiti >Dominican Republic Surely somebody using one of those as a proxy would be able to jump in against a common enemy like fucking aliens.
John Bennett
IF WE KILL THE ALIENS THEY WIN
Blake Adams
Would go to Argentina, at least I would die among White people
Isaac Perry
America or Russia but... >implying I'd care if Toronto was invaded
Colton Walker
Not a proxy
Jeremiah Brown
Not a very positive attitude OP.
I would call on Sweden and their stealth boats.
Luke Butler
Canada also has a relatively speaking good size and trained air force given the size of their borders.
Ryan Carter
Well shit... But I don't have to call anyone. Uf our army is killed, the country won't exist any longer.
Owen Rivera
No one, no one will come anyway.
Ayden Rodriguez
Mexico, the cartels need America to survive so they'll come and clear 'em out better than those Frenchman up north who will try to make flag signals with their surrender flags and do some Independence Day beginning shit
Christian Butler
those feels when you realise it's actually for real.
Joseph Bailey
fucking kek
Jace Fisher
kek. Not knowing your capital is Ottawa... Canadian education
Joshua Phillips
but your army will only die if the aliens attack outside of working hours right? like that time your airforce couldn't intervene because it was like 6 o'clock..
Cameron Evans
i dont think its up to me to call help
russians would come regardless whenever i ask for help or not
Ian Collins
fuck off finnfag
Noah Williams
Oh my bad. OP never specified national Capital. >Implying Toronto isn't the actual Capital >I still wouldn't give a shit about Ottawa
Owen Sanchez
you'd be lucky to have the finns at your side fighting illegal aliens,
Julian Murphy
>With your military defeated ha ha ha no
Leo Campbell
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Ethan Miller
>within 2000km of capital city Fugg no Russian
Adam Cox
At least they can theoretically fly. First I thought on calling Germany, but those euro fighters are even worse.
Christopher Lee
How far is American samoa from Wellington? Hell, is Aussie even within 2k km from us?