Bhagavat Ghita edition
/Joe Rogan General/
meme general
First for Khalabeeb
third for Stiochich
>Ay, I ever tell you about the one time I got blown by that transexual, er... she was a transexual scat-scatalogicist, scatalogical-something. She shit on people. I gotta tell ya, Joe Rogan.... best nut of my life. We cut her up and dumped her in the river afterwards.
watched 4 minutes, decided to save it for when i'm really drunk
top kek cock sucka
Has that nigga ever tried to pronounce Joanna Jedrzejczyk?
>THAT HAG JEDRANA JOANJECZYK
DUDE
is he a real mafiosi or does he just act like one?
He's Cuban
... let the tell you about caveman coffee ok...
Bears are fucking WILD man... wow you know the male bear eats it's young... how fucked up is that!
>mafioso
nah, but holy shit he looks like one.
i was so surprised to find out that he was cuban, he look like the most typicial italian mobster.i mean, the name is kinda gives it away but still
also, prolly 90% of the stuff joey says are fake, but still fucking hilarious
Why does Joe's big head look like that?
>Have you tried bear sausage?
>What does it taste like?
>It' tastes kinda like deer but more fatty
>You wanna try some?
>Jaime, bring me the bear sausages I have in the fridge
>Bears will fuck you up, son!
>They may look heavy but they can climb trees so fucking fast
>IT'S SO FASCINATING
This is cracking me up, so accurate
bizarre...
Rogan Rant template:
>Asinine question to guest
>Misguided discussion about the subject
>Name drop comedian friend as if guest knows who he is
>Bigfoot/transcendentalism/pseudoscience/UFOs/alternative history/"Nee-AN-der-tull"
>Jamie pull up [thing]
>Offer guest product he's had his hand in making or selling
>Preposterous question to guest that underscores his ignorance
>Abrupt conversation trajectory change
Do you think Jamie ever gets real sick of Joe's shit?
I like the podcast but I can't imagine working with Joe for sometimes 8 hours at a time.
>Do you think Jamie ever gets real sick of Joe's shit?
Jaime gets paid good money
I would kill to have his job
Managing Joe's podcast and smoking weed you want with him and his guests while listening to his nonsense and looking up videos on youtube, who wouldn't want that job?
I've noticed Rogan likes to make a point about "people who x" when he knows his guest is one of those people. It's kind of rude.
is young jamie literally /ourguy/?
>It's a Brian Redban says some random retarded shit that has nothing to do with the conversation episode
RONDA IS FINISHED
FINISHED
All praise my waifu
i've worked with weirder people and probably gotten paid less for more labor. plus he meets interesting people.
>joe and the guest discuss deep, profound topics about existence, the meaning of life, etc
>"i jerked off in an avocado yesterday"
getting rid of that retard was the best decision
>dat feel when watching this latest rant live and legit thinking he might have a heart attack on air
>I went into a grow room once like a pot grow room and was like, this is like being in a room full of people
she retired nigger
Gina Carano is the patricians choice. She even fought Cyborg, can you imagine watching Ronda fight Cyborg hahahahaha
Miesha ok though
>redban says something retarded
>joe berates redban
>redban does his fucked up self-deprecating laugh
>can you imagine watching Ronda fight Cyborg hahaha-
>cyborg gets armbared
yeah..
...
youtube.com
As if Joe is any better
not an argument
Not from my heart
Gina got kinda fat but yeah, she's the legendary mma qt. Miesha makes me tingle down there.
he reminds me of Pussy from The Sopranos.
I saw Joey Diaz at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “LISTEN UP COCKSUCKER.”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going ”I WANT TO SEE KHALABEEB” and almost dropping his gum in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him rant further as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen boogers in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the boogers and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “BECAUSE HE GOT THAT FUCKING IMMIGRANT MENTALITY” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that Stipe is born in Croatia. After she scanned each booger and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by screaming ”O JESUS FUCKING CHRIST” really loudly.
>got fat
>not THICC
shit taste my dudes
stop posting old hags.
>old
He was involved in criminal shit in the 80's
He was selling coke and kidnapped a guy
hes from jersey, thats considered a regular upbringing there
Robbing guys coming to the park to get their dick sucked
>hey Joey remember the time you got beaten up by a guy that wanted to suck your dick?
>self transforming machine elves
he's a real blue collar waste of space
>joe will never cook elk tartare for you
why even live
>blue collar
>waste of space
you're confusing them with the white ones
>joey diaz
>not blue collar
>not a fat slob
okay...
is joe rogan slowly turning into ja/ck/?
eating elk tartare seems like a good way to get worms and then die because of the amount of worms in you bursted your stomach
he'll be fine
What are the essential episodes someone new to the show should watch?
the ones with maynard james keenan are good
comedians-everything with Joey Diaz, Doug Stanhope, Bert Kreischer, Bll Burr, Duncan Trussel(if you are into comfy ramblings of a hippie, some people here hate him tho), Andy Dick, Ari Shaffir, Dice Clay all the specials like the election night one.
MMA-All the fight companion ones, especially if its Edgy Brah+Callen+Schaub, Bas Rutten, Mighty Mouse, Dana White
aside for that - Graham Hancock, the ancient egypt dude, Shane Smith, Les Stroud, Jordan Peterson, James Hetfield, Antony Bourdaine, Dan Carlin, Kevin Smith, black sciene man, Louis Theroux, Christopher Ryan, Sam Harris, Gad Saad
thats just on the top of my head, a lot else that im missing, but all of those are great entry level episodes
ITT: Cheeto fingers
"i agree joe"
is joe redpilled now?
The ones with Maynard are shit because all they talk about is making shitty wine and being in the military. Any faggot can do those things, but never every faggot can be in one of the greatest rock bands of all time. Which Maynard is, but never ends up talking about because he is a faggot. Those episodes are are complete waste of time.
>now
Nah, he is not an asshole.
sorry you have shit opinions senpai
Have you seen his stance on pizzagate and MTV's White Guys Resolutions? He's /ourguy/ now.
Is joey diaz full of shit? I think I watched all the JRE podcasts with him as a guest. Listing to his stories they seem to be detailed enough and he also repeats the same stories on other episodes.
Every time I see this discussion come up people seem to dismiss his stories as bullshit readily and with no reasoning?
who
/justtookalphabrainandfeelingPOWERFUL/
here?
>youtube.com
This is a fucking trip.
edgy brah is confirmed Sup Forums browser
Kek
>implying there's a fucking difference
Nah. He's just really inspired by it since he was a criminal who grew up in NY/NJ.
It really does add to his charm since he is an actual criminal.
>Every time I see this discussion come up people seem to dismiss his stories as bullshit readily and with no reasoning?
The internet is pretty cynical, friend.
And the best answer to their dismissals is what's the alternative? Joey's information and contacts have been pretty public and no one has painted Joey having a lifestyle outside the one he has shared.
proves?
what would be a good female guest to see him have?
condoleezza rice
It's a "Sam kinison was ahead of his time" episode
ronda rousey now
Dude what
fuck read that in his voice
Have you guys seen the sourdough boys videos? Made me cry laughing
Jamie is paid. To plug in cords and look up shit on the internet. Paid good money. Meets a lot of interesting people. Doing jack shit.
>does he get real sick of joe's shit
Might as well ask "would you get pissed if someone gave you a billion dollars rather than a trillion?"
There's too many to go through, dude. You might as well just start listening to the podcast, and figure out the ones you like. I skip all MMA related ones, since I don't watch MMA. The comedian ones are hit or miss, so I end up skipping those.
It's hard to call which ones will be good. He had a Metallica guy on the other day, and they spent over an hour talking about raising bees. It was super cool.
NO ONE liked White Guys Resolutions. He's not /ourguy/ for having a completely normal reaction.
he also makes mad dosh from merchandise and other swag judging by his instagram
>No Lance Armstrong
>No immortal technique
>No Action I'm too fucking high Bronson
>No Giorgio Tsoukalos (ancient aliens guy)
>No real Rick Ross
>No russel the enlightened brand
>No Les Stroud (Bigfoot hunter/Survivors)
>No /our girls/ Whitney Cummings , meisha Tate and some others I can't remember
>No Milo
Do you'll cowards even smoke?
Bill burr always a safe bet. Hannibal burress during the Cosby shit was really funny too
He's anti-Christianity, so no
Rogan pretty much just asks for facts on pizzagate and has a normal reaction to Mtv being clickbait shit.
Rog is, outside of his more 'out-there' views on the paranormal and science, a pretty centrist guy.
I have no idea why the ''red-pill''/reverseSJWs faggots want to highjack him.
does he become less annoying as you listen to him, or is it a marmite type deal
because his know-it-all type of stoner rambling seems annoying. he likes the sound of his own voice
jesus christ
Heavy HGH and steroid abuse
>Milo
Outside of getting btfo by Joe, Milo is a completely useless guest.
Theres not one ounce of charisma on that guy, i really can't understand how he gets other faggots to fuck his faggot ass...
the gentlemans choice
LE WEED PODCAST MAN
>Shane Smith
Two guys get drunk and jerk eachother off about how great they are and how they're changing the world.
>Kevin Smith
4+ hours of Rogan repeating every single one of his stupid topics to impress Smith while showing him animal clips on Youtube.
Both are horrible guests. Kevin Smith's appearances are less horrible when he's talking about the industry but when Rogan chimes in with his retarded shit it's unbearable.
Probably. Using specifics when lying make the lie less apparent. At the very least he wildly exaggerates to make his stories seem more grandiose.
kevin smith is horrible and his fans are cringey
Is Joe the UFC Mike Matei?