/rug/ - Big Strong Anglo Edition

>here I come to save the daay

RUGBY CHAMPIONSHIP

>Sat 9 Sept
19:35 NZ v Argentina, Yarrow Stadium, New Plymouth
22:00 Australia v RSA, NIB Stadium, Perth

MITRE 10 CUP Round 4

>Wed 6 Sept
19:35 Wellington v Hawke’s Bay, Westpac Stadium, Wellington
>Thu 7 Sept
19:35 Counties Manukau v North Harbour, Ecolight Stadium, Pukekohe >Fri 8 Sept
17:45 Canterbury v Southland, AMI Stadium, Christchurch
19:45 Manawatu v Bay of Plenty, Central Energy Trust Arena, Palmerston North
>Sat 9 Sept
14:35 Auckland v Taranaki, Eden Park, Auckland
16:35 Northland v Waikato, Toll Stadium, Whangarei
>Sun 10 Sept
14:35 Tasman v Wellington, Lansdowne Park, Blenheim
16:35 Hawke’s Bay v Otago, McLean Park, Napier

*All times in RWCT.

PRO 14 Round 2
>Reminder Scotland are the only unbeaten nation in the competition

Leinster v Cardiff Blues
>8th September 19:35
Edinburgh v Dragons
>8 September 19:35
Glasgow Warriors v Ospreys
>9 September 15:15
Benetton Treviso v Ulster
>9 September 18:05
Munster v Cheetahs
>9 September 17:15
Connacht v Southern Kings
>9 September 19:35
Zebre v Scarlets
>9 September 20:35

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munchies.vice.com/en_us/article/wn7zgx/being-a-chef-made-me-forget-i-have-a-micropenis?utm_source=munchiesfbus
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streamable.com/8owbg
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twitter.com/AnonBabble

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I like this thread.

Scotland

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Shit

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life

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good

cucks

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muscular

gays

ENOUGH

Is

ENOUGH

When are the team's usually named? Thursday right?

so why is the aus vs sa game in perth when apparently nobody watches rugby there

Because it's full of saffas you dip.

Also, RIP force.

caselaw.nsw.gov.au/decision/59acd9a4e4b074a7c6e1861f

*dabs*

/rug/ on thriving community watch

Based fucking (Me) lads

Bless you /rug/

sweaty af lads

rúgbi.

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>Sup Forums

Half the chad shit applies to the retarded hue. Go fuck yourself.

I'm here boys.

Just saw this on the news. Some force loser was crying.

Ive never laughed so hard in my life

getting a bit sick of this election crap lads

Had a chat to Bill over lunch in Masterton today. Nice guy.

I read a seething article about how it isn't fair that the debates didn't change the polls. Jacinda is the queen of NZ or something.
Is this """jacindamania" meme real and people are swarming the streets to see her or is it just a media meme trying to sway voters?

Media pushing the girl power narrative. They're trying to convince us how powerful women are by being overly protective of her and never criticizing her policy.

Stop posting.

no

the polls usually give the left a bit more than they deserve

although i still think jacinda will take it out with winstons help

I insist.

just a matter time before Retallick (derivative of another surname, need i say more??!) grows and his elephantiasis deformity sets in, two years tops and his bones will fuse together.

NZ first + Labour makes no sense.

Be nice to him it's his first election and first time paying attention to politics

they are a centrist party lads

perhaps YOU are the ones who pay no attention to politics

Fuck politics

t. retard

Winston only said he wouldn't work with national because he was butthurt about Tauranga and the fact National hasn't needed him. But if they need him this time they will have much more to offer than labour.

Labour + greens is pretty far left, and winston is the second coming of hitler if Sup Forums is meant to be believed. Labour will have to hold a referendum on maori seats, and there is no fucking way they will do that because they hold 6/7 of them

I will be voting for NZ firsts so that that South African that keeps calling my friend GOATISTIC ELITESPOUTER a dunkin donuts employee can't come into my country.

remember to vote No if you were dumb enough to register for the postal vote

Fucking BASED TOP

nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11917597

hear hear, lets focus on what actually matters, Brodie Retallick getting injured because the proto-abo's haven't a scubby if his injured again..

you cant injure a rock mate

t. Shitspouter
I thought you were better than this.

No

Brodie is of the type that has a few simple yet powerful cartilage, bone and central nervous system coordinations at work. When he breaks its all systems down and he breaks once every two years.

Get some avocado down his gullet.

Natures wonder vegetable

No

remember the super fruit craze lads
that sure dried out pretty quick

clearly i haven't emphasized how important Brodie Retallick is. i like the quiet confidence, 2 WC who cares!? that without him you'll somehow stumble over teams that will somehow not bully you without him

See

Too lazy to write your own posts now? I doubt you'll be qualified to live and work here with that attitude.

You were never witty enough to hold a conversation with me anyhow.

/rug/s ego has gotten out of hand lads

You forgot to put your trip on lad, all is forgiven though, it must be extremely stressful work navigating that deep fat fryer.

Did you ever find out what you're going to be paid out for disability, after I maim you?

Without Brodie NZ

>lost to Ireland away for the first time in recorded history

Not stressful at all, I'm used to navigating your mums deep fat fryer.

Whatever disability benefits are available, I'm sure they all offer more than the average South African salary.

and yet the queefs still went out in the semis

Yeah but Brodie can't also beat refball

>goatblower is such a nigger he works cooking for a saffa's mum

>refball

nice bait user, we all know, everyone, that NZer's are famous for underhanded "banter" thuggery - optimized perfectly by Brodie Retallick. Dump a lad on his head? Clear red card, not for Brodie.

you're a one man team

>stand up
>red card
aah the great british rugby mind at work lads

some players can get away with it

munchies.vice.com/en_us/article/wn7zgx/being-a-chef-made-me-forget-i-have-a-micropenis?utm_source=munchiesfbus

AYO SENPAI WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE NZ SCHOOLBOYS

you'll be escorted to a police cell the next time you land in New Zealand you filthy paedo

Why go to the servo or a bakery when you can have pies delivered straight to your home for the low low price of 8 installments of $5.90 + $7.50 postage and packaging

lakefarmpies.co.nz/

Most of them are 20 lmao Fobs count their birth date as their baptism

>hueshit still forcing his thread

Just made some earth shattering bru picks.

kiwis are up.

I am awake

>get away with performing a tombstone piledriver on an opponent
>score final game winning try off a knock on and a forward pass

No massa, no refball here nosuh.

Do Aussies really believe Retallick meant harm in that standing up accident?

>tombstone piledriver

Cheers for posting this for me.

Oh sorry I didn't realise that they had added a part to the law about intending harm. Better release all those people convicted of manslaughter.

You didn't answer the question. Your post implies he intended harm which is why I asked my friend.

goodnight /rug/

Rugby.

Rubgy.

Samefag.

/rug/ on dying community watch. WA has spoken and it has cursed this ""poomunity""

I really want them to follow through with their competition threat. Sounds good 2bh.

>deep af
unless you are physical impaired via drug no. That kid you "accidentally" backhanded? Yeah, you just subconsciously like hitting people smaller than yourself.

We are talking about a player standing up and another player falling over him lad.

where did you come from mate

>we are talking about a heated debate regarding religious freedoms and the pros and cons of a centralised system of government
>kiwis describing WWII

>"""""""trolling"""'''

>a player standing up and another player falling over him
ofc that's how you fall over.

earliest memory was seeing NL beat by 100 points. Since then i've varied between being a Saffer (genetically) or not.

>Retallick clears our a ruck as is normal
>Hanigan lands on top of Retallick
>Retallick starts to stand up and Hanigan for some reason gabs on to him and wraps his legs around him
>Retallick realises whats going on after already standing up when he feels some little wimpy Aussie laying on him
>Hanigan doesnt leave the ground at all and just rolls heels over head safely
streamable.com/8owbg
All Retallick does during the whole incident is stand up, Hanigan grabs onto him while he is on the ground causing the incident.

Wellington vs Hawkes Bay tonight, All Blacks team naming in the morning, and Counties Manukau vs North Harbour in the evening. We're set for a good 2 days.

>retallick attempts to spike a player the throats as is normal (for him)
>hannigan avoids it
>retallick tries again and gets him this time
>retallick for some reason, rather than attempting to finish the match elects to pick him up
>retallick realises now is a perfect opportunity to hit the tombstone
>literally attempts murder, will later claim that he's only 15 and shouldn't be prosecuted as a result even though he hit him with a god damn piledriver

streamable.com/uodi7

aurora tonight lads